I ordered a "mini dick" dildo from Picture Brite, having a REALLY large dildo at home that my ex could handle a LONG time ago, but even though it's been disinfected and sitting in a drawer for about eight years, I find it inappropriate to use or offer to a guest who might want a toy. I guess I should throw it out, but for some reason it just seems wrong to dump a penis into a Hefty bag.
Anyway, the "mini dick" arrived exactly as advertised, but I must admit I was not happy with it -- and without a doubt, if I handed this thing to a dude he'd end up laughing so hard he wouldn't be able to blow me for lack of breath. It's just what they said it was... 4" long. Now, I KNOW how small four inches is, but I thought perhaps it would have some GIRTH to it. It doesn't! This thing is thinner than most adult male fingers. I doubt even the tightest ass could retain it for long.
But the point is that very often with catalogue orders, you might take note of the listed dimensions but not give it much thought. So do pay careful attention.
I've ordered a few cockrings for Picture Brite and have been very happy with all of them, except for the rubber one. I agree: a hardware store works just as well. The one I got didn't fit. I suppose I might be able to slide it over my dick alone, but never around my balls, too. My leather ring and chain from Picture Brite are excellent; same quality as you'd get in any ABS, but much, much cheaper.
I'm pretty sure the mini dildo and the cockrings were ALL under $4 each. Check out the little guy on the website and feel free to have a good laugh at my expense! I guess it might make for an interesting novelty cocktail stirrer or something...
And of course, since the discount is good until May 31, there's still time. Let's just say I got some QUALITY poppers this time around, too. And like Matt said, even without the discount, the price is really hard to beat.
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