I am serious and this is not a joke. I really enjoy the feeling of a large poop sliding out of my ass, reminds me of a hard dick. And I`ll tell you it`s safer pooping outside using napkins to wipe then it is to sit on some public toilets. I work on the road all day and I see some nasty bathrooms, so I just pull over in a nice wooded area, find a branch or log to sit on and push one out in the woods. I guess the thought of someone seeing me is a turn on as well.