So far, the best had nothing to do with gay, bi, hetero. But just on the surface, if I may say so.
'Well-known and established Legal Office specialized in Corporate Services looking for the Team's Secretary:
Age: 18-21, with a long-term experience, postgraduate degree, multilingual to polyglot."
Gee, I am sure they got so many applications, they are still reading them.
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The ones you quoted are just beautiful examples of where the society goes, once we all agree that 'everything goes' and that each and every individual is ahhh, so very special...
KD