I see the thread has moved in a slightly different direction, but I just wanted to make the picky point about premature ejaculation. GayWhiteTrash's trucker did not PE. He may have lasted only a brief moment, but PE is characterized as ejaculating before sexual activity. If you had climbed into his cab and he had cum all over his hands, then he would have prematurely ejaculated. But if you got your mouth on him, that doesn't count as PE.
Just nit-picking
