I LOVE that little, crazy old lady who has the sex show!
My favorite segment is when she whips out her "adult toy of the week" and gives instructions on how to use it. It's not as creepy as you might think to see a Grandma fondle a giant dildo or fiddle with cockrings... And they say there's nothing good on TV anymore!
Alas, this show is on a women's network (Oxygen, maybe?) that my cable company doesn't provide, but I've seen it several times visiting up north or while on the road.
By the way... while it's true that many dudes lie about dick size online, some of us HAVE most certainly held up a rule or tape measure to our pricks and taken note of the result! Provided you do this at a point in time AFTER you've gone through puberty, you can pretty much count on this figure to remain solid for the rest of your life (unless maybe you've gained a ton of weight). So it's not really necessary to measure every time someone asks or get into doing so as a habit.
What sucks is that, as always, the liars ruin it for those of us who know what we've got and tell the truth about it. My six IS six (well, "six plus" I like to say -- which means maybe you get an extra quarter or half inch if you get me seriously hard).
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