On the Internet, I am only aware of 3 dick sizes- 6",7", & 8". If a guy says he has 7", I take that to be average. If he says 6", he's smaller than average, and 8" means bigger than average- in his own mind of course. The important thing to remember is that most do not "scientifically" measure (and virtually nobody tells how they measured anyway), and the size given has more to do with the guy's own perception than any standard scale. We may look at a lot of dicks, but few of us actually get out the measuring tape very often, except for that rare guy who says he has 9" and means it, & how many of those have you ever met?

I've heard that a guy's nose, hands, fingers and feet all indicate his dick size. In Thailand, more than one guy has told me that a man's penis length is the distance from the farthest point toward the wrist that his middle finger will reach to the tip of the middle finger. I've only ever tested this on myself, and it's spot on. Also, I have small hands & feet and 7 inches (bigger than average).

It's more fun for me to look a guy over and try to guess how big he is. and then check to see if I'm right. The fact that I've never been disappointed probably means that I don't do the "Size Queen" thing very well.

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There's a crazy old lady that gives sex advice on TV late at night that says the only way to know the size of a man's erect penis is to have him extend his little finger and thumb in opposite directions. The distance between the tip of his little finger and the tip of his thumb is the size of his hard cock. She says it's fool proof and works every time.

All these years I thought I had 6 inches and now I find out I really have 8!

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Damn, if that were that case I'd never have to leave the house ... I could fuck myself and give myself blowjobs all day.

BTW, on the "figer to the wrist" thing ... who are you, ET? Nobody can touch their finger to their wrist (can they?)

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I LOVE that little, crazy old lady who has the sex show!

My favorite segment is when she whips out her "adult toy of the week" and gives instructions on how to use it. It's not as creepy as you might think to see a Grandma fondle a giant dildo or fiddle with cockrings... And they say there's nothing good on TV anymore!

Alas, this show is on a women's network (Oxygen, maybe?) that my cable company doesn't provide, but I've seen it several times visiting up north or while on the road.

By the way... while it's true that many dudes lie about dick size online, some of us HAVE most certainly held up a rule or tape measure to our pricks and taken note of the result! Provided you do this at a point in time AFTER you've gone through puberty, you can pretty much count on this figure to remain solid for the rest of your life (unless maybe you've gained a ton of weight). So it's not really necessary to measure every time someone asks or get into doing so as a habit.

What sucks is that, as always, the liars ruin it for those of us who know what we've got and tell the truth about it. My six IS six (well, "six plus" I like to say -- which means maybe you get an extra quarter or half inch if you get me seriously hard).

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i'd prefer that in my mouth and throat

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I have never had a fascination with size - it is the guy that it is connected to.

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Is that Dr. Ruth???

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(Lookin4HungCock): I'm not sure why everyone has assumed that I have eliminated non-whites? I don't discriminate. I just want to try a horse cock in my ass for once.
(orallyours61): i'd prefer that in my mouth and throat

I'd like to try both holes with a horse cock at least once. I wanna know what that's like.

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