I think I know who you're talking about. He always comes over with the stupid photo album, even though I never look at it because 1) half the boys who are in it aren't on duty; 2) half the boys who ARE on duty aren't in it; 3) pics of the boys who are on duty and are in it are many years old.
We go through the same ritual every time. He brings over the book, I give it back to him, order a beer, and ask him to leave me alone and have a good look at the boys on my own until I'm ready to ask questions. Then, I ask the questions and he gives answers. Otherwise, I have no time for him either and have no problem letting him know it. He can be a pain in the ass, but it's the boys I'm after and Aqua has some great ones.
PS: if you like straight guys who can do everything -- and passionately -- check out the guy named "Oo". He's pretty spectacular.
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