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ButchMascGuy · #6 16th September 2006, 12:38 AM

If you're sitting in a parked vehicle and doing nothing illegal, why would you freak out and immediately leave just because a humor-impaired sock puppet user (law enforcement officer) shows up to make his presense known?

Turning on the flashing lights of his patrol vehicle or sounding his siren is something law enforcment officers do before they start their tour of duty for that day. It's part of the officer's vehicle checklist. Even Barney Fife checked his vehicle before each tour of duty.

So, what's really going on here? For the most part, it's intimidation. It's a public park and open to the public. The park may be closed to the public during certain hours. So long as you are not parked during the posted closing hours, you're not violating any city or county ordinances. If you are sitting in your vehicle and listening to the Top Ten hits on your radio or listening to your favorite music on your DVD or iPod, that's alright too. Or, you may be having a private conversation with another person or just having a relaxed general discussion on just about anything that happens to enter your minds. That's alright too.

It's probably not a good idea to be parked with your pants down around your ankles and the guy seated next to you has his face buried in your lap, slobbering all over your cock and balls -- or vice versa. Best to do that elsewhere. Has something to do with indecent exposure and we wouldn't want a local church minister or a local politician to get too much public exposure from an indecent exposure or lewd and lascivious conduct arrest.

So, why do many people immediately leave the area when a law enforcement officer shows up in his Barney Fife cruiser? Probably for the most basic human reason -- consciousness of guilt for thinking about doing something that might be unlawful if caught in the act. Sometimes people just react out of instinct to avoid any confrontation no matter how slight or insignificant.