It was nearly 10 years ago and before Phipps was remodeled. The security guard kept following me around the store. I thought he thought I was a potential shoplifter. Then I realized he just wanted to play. He took me back to his office with all the video monitors and we jacked each other off. He had a nice one.

Where else:

Office at work (on the weekend)

In the car driving down the highway

I guess Phipps was the strangest.

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