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Old 2nd December 2006, 12:19 AM
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I am horny wherever I go. The idea of someone seeing my cock turns me on so much. In college I was in the theatre department and would spend a great deal of time there after hours. I made it my goal to wank in every room in the theatre building. I wanked in the men's dressing room, costume shop, scene storage, stairwell, both lighting booths, catwalks above the stage, any where I could pop a load of cum. I would make sure no one was around, slowly take my throbbing 7.5" cock and wank like crazy. I would shoot a load all over the room and then leave... Spreading my seed everywhere in the building.

Of course I jack-off in airports, airplanes, the woods, while on roadtrips. I used to jack-off at my old house that had a back yard that was fenced in. No one could see in the backyard except a crane that was working on a building next door. I would step out into my backyard when someone was in the crane and I would just stand there in the sun strokin my dick. Sometimes I would splurge and drizzle lube all ove my cock and go to town on it. I'd look at the crane operator and smile while I'd shoot my load. He never flinched...
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Old 6th December 2006, 03:35 PM
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The strangest place I've jacked off is on a train ride through Africa. It in a small room where there were two other men and myself. They fell asleep (as it was an overnight train ride), but the jostling of the tracks kept me "up" all night. One of the men fell asleep on my shoulder, and his head eventually slid down onto my lap. It wasn't quite jacking off, but his head swayed on my lap (along with my cock) in time with the motion of the train. It wasn't long before I gave a groan and slid out from under him to go clean myself up. The bloke was still asleep!
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Old 22nd December 2006, 05:37 PM
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As you all can tell from my screen name, I am big time into jackin it in public/weird places. Where do I start? I'll start when I was younger. I used to jack off while sitting in the back of the school bus while on the way home to or from school. I would always sit in the last small seat in the back. I'd simply pull out my dick and jack it till I came, I'd end up squiting it on the floor or the back of the seat. Sometimes my buddies would watch..but most times I'd do it by myself back there. That was always hot.

Once I did it during a final in one of my college classes. I was sitting in the back row, I had shorts on and I was REAL horny. There were about 15 kids in the room takin a test, all sitting in front of me. I took my dick out thru the side of my leg and quickly jacked it. I squirted it on the floor. I was never caught. And I got a 98 on the exam.

More recently I've done it in fitting rooms at some mall stores, or in the bathrooms at malls. I used to meet random dudes off line and meet them at their jobs and we'd find a place to jerk off while they were "on the clock" We'd find somewhere in the store/office/warehouse/hotel to do it. Stockrooms/bathrooms/closets are great for that. What fun I've had.
I live in CT, so in the summer months when it's warmer I take long walks at nite when my roomies are sleeping. I'll end up at the park down the street from my house. I'll chill naked in the park for a bit, walk the big dark field. Even play on the swings. When I'm done, I'll jack it and walk home. The walk is even better when I leave my cloths at the house and walk to the park naked. I always do this at like 2 in the morning.

I've pretty much done it all. I still do it to this day. Haven't been caught yet, well not by accident I mean. I make the occasional rounds to the malls and other stores where I know guys cruise. I usually meet a dude and jerk off (like in public bathrooms) It's hot and fun and can't wait till I find another place to do it. Always seems like I find the right places. I do most of my cruisin on weekends. I even have luck at the grocery store. I LUV jerkin in public places and LUV it more when I find a dude who can join in.

The above stories are all true guys, I'm a real life public jerker. What's great about it is I'm only 29. I still have lots more years to do it. Good luck to everyone who does it. Shoot me a message if anyone has questions or even if you want to discuss more spots where I might have done it
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Old 24th December 2006, 05:40 PM
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hmmm for me it was when I was in the 7th grade.
Being young and having found the joys of wanking I was doing it whenever and wherever I could.
The wildest place for me was durning my school years, sitting at the back of the class room(7th grade) I was feeling all horned up and with so many good looking girls(including one absolute spunk) at the front of the class I just couldn't resist the temptation.

Sliding my hand down my pants and very slowly stroking myself off whilst trying desperately to not get caught I had one of my best ever wanks (it was sooooo goooood).
Luckilly for me no one noticed for if they had my life would have become hell.
Of course back then it was girls that turned me on but seeing as how things have turned out with me being bi, nowdays I would probably be looking at a different person if I was to do it again.
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Old 26th December 2006, 02:01 PM
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I just jerked off in a empty office in my building. It was dark and I just laid down on the floor and cracked one off. thanks for all of the hot stories
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Old 2nd January 2007, 03:49 PM
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Planetarium in High School

Freshman in high school on a field trip to a planetarium. I opted for a back row seat by myself. There were probably 50 in the room. Each time the stars came out, so did my dick and I caught the load with a kleenex from my pocket...no one ever said anything, so I guess they didn't know.
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Old 4th January 2007, 07:17 AM
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I had this neighbor who was a complete and total hunk. One night I walked over to his house naked and got on my haunches in front of his door and beat my meat. Sprayed a huge load of cum all over his front door.
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Old 25th May 2007, 10:39 AM
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IN A CAR, IN A PLANE, IN A MEETING

I LOVE TO STROKE IT

i love to drive around with my pandt down or off and play with my cock in traffic...ive cum at a drive in window as the person handed me my food.

jacked of under a blanket on a plane...an overseas flight...guys thigh kept pressing agianst mine..i prentended to be asleep and stkoked off

played with my cock teasing during ameting under the table...went to the bathroom to cum
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Old 30th May 2007, 05:53 PM
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[i] But the strangest i can think of is when i was a newspaper delivery boy as a teenager. I had this bag that hung down and covered down to just above my knees, and in the summer i would pull my cock out through my shorts and jerk off while collecting the weekly bills from middle aged housewives. [/b]
That reminds me of the hike I took some boyscouts on (no, I never did anything with one of them). It started to rain and we put on our ponchos. I got to thinking about a neighbor kid, a hot blond hunky kid, and beat off as I walked along the trail with a half dozen scouts around me.
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Old 4th June 2007, 01:28 PM
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High School Days

Bunch of years ago...

Went back to visit my old High School - used to be involved with the Drama club there. They were rehearsing a show, so I sat in the house behind the drama teacher, who kept leaning over the auditorium seat to talk while the kids were up on the stage. He kept touching my knee during the conversation, I kept leaning closer, in part so we could speak at a whisper.

He worked his hand further up my bare leg (I was wearing shorts) & finally made it all the way up to my 8" cut tool. He fished it out through the leg hole, and stroked me right there.

After a few minutes of this (and almost blowing my load several times), he called for a 15 minute break, took me to his classroom & locked the door.

Fucked him senseless.
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Old 12th June 2007, 03:33 PM
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Lord and Taylor Security Room

It was nearly 10 years ago and before Phipps was remodeled. The security guard kept following me around the store. I thought he thought I was a potential shoplifter. Then I realized he just wanted to play. He took me back to his office with all the video monitors and we jacked each other off. He had a nice one.

Where else:

Office at work (on the weekend)

In the car driving down the highway

I guess Phipps was the strangest.
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Old 12th June 2007, 10:52 PM
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Many years ago when I was about 14, I got home from school and no one was home. I thought it would be fun to pull up a chair to the front window of my living room. I did so, took off all my clothes, propped my feet up in the window sill, and proceeded to have one hell of a jack off session.

My house was isolated and couldn't be seen from the street, and we just had neighbors on one side, who couldn't see the window from their house, and I thought they had just moved out of their house that day anyway.

All of the sudden the Mother from next door comes walking right in front of the window, and proceeds to the front door and starts knocking.

I fell to the floor and scrambled to get my clothes on, and finally answered the door all out of breath. All she wanted was to borrow a broom.

I still wonder 40 year later, if she saw me wacking off in the window.
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Old 20th June 2007, 02:24 PM
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Thus far, the strangest places I've jacked-off in are my office at work, and in my vehicle while commuting home from work.
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Old 28th July 2007, 01:14 PM
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The strangest place I've ever jacked off? Well, in the dome of a "capital" for one. I was working for an elected official. Between meetings I would cruise about through the government offic buildings when this one time I caught the eye of a facilities administration employee. We cruised into a john, but he said he had a better place. So I followed. Elevators, locked doors and stairs later we ended up in the Capital dome in an ante chamber between the cat walk and the staircase that lead out onto the top of the dome. All we did was jack each other, but it was hot knowing that I was fucking around on government property instead of being fucked over by the government.

Used to beat off in college toilets, library toilets, etc. Love it...
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We had an unsanctioned tradition in the USAF that flight instructors would spooge the front seat of an F-15B the first time a new guy flew in it. "I'm making an Eagle pilot!" I quite enjoyed that.

There was one flyboy under my tutelage I was particularly enamored with. Never did get with him the way I wanted to, but I did jerk off in his flight suit and/or helmet on a number of occasions before he donned it. I don't know if he ever was aware of it.

Back in high school, the mother of one of my buddies owned a beauty parlor, and he'd often clean it up in the evening. One time, he got me to help him. We had about 15 minutes to kill after finishing up before his mom came back to take us home, and being the ever-practical and efficient German I am, decided we should shoot off. We hauled 'em out and were stroking away when I had a monumentally capital idea: "Hey! Let's shoot in the hairdryer domes!" Next thing you know, two of the dryers were loaded with horny Catholic high school boy cream. We joked that it was probably the closest the women who would sit under them in the morning have been to cum for at least 3 decades.

In auto shop in high school, one time I snuck into the garage before class and shot straight across the back seat that had been removed from a '57 Bel Air we were working on. (Lordy, I wish I could still "go long" like that!) Unfortunately, the guy I wanted to "discover" it wasn't the one who did. Talk about a wated load!

I was on a crush-loaded, un-air conditioned, NYC subway train one PM rush that got stuck under the East River for almost 2 hours. It was a sweltering summer day, and I decided to step out onto the passage between the cars (it was one of the slanted-front trains that has a balcony-like deck between the slanted end cars). There already was a guy out there, and I could tell he'd been playing pocket pool. I gave him an approving nod, and he resumed. A couple of minutes later, he came toward me, pulled his out, unzipped my slacks, and hauled out my goods. He sucked me some, but was nervous that folks in the cars might see. We stroked each other off, and shot a couple of mighty righteous loads on the glass in the door.

When I was at Berkeley, a couple of my buddies and I had a weekly j/o club that met in the evenings during the spring of 1972 on the east walkway of the Golden Gate bridge. If there wasn't a lot of ped traffic, we'd haul 'em out and spew mid-span; otherwise, we'd go to the Marin end and shoot down from the bridge onto Conzelman. Sometimes unsuspecting bicyclists or peds below got spritzed.

I was leading a corporate retreat in Jackson Hole. Five of us arrived a couple of days early to set things up, and one of the gals booked a private hot air balloon tour for the group. As things would have it, the others had gotten plenty wasted the night before, and I wound up as the only passenger on the trip. I was really glad about that! The pilot had major wood-and-leak inducing good looks; rugged, handsome, amazing blue eyes. He also had a wonderful personality. It turned out he was also a former zoomie, and we talked some about how more sedate and soothing this kind of flight was. When he found out I had done a stint as a flight instructor, he got a really mischievous look on his face. "Ever shoot your wad in the cockpit?" he asked, knowing full well what the answer would be. More chitchat, our dicks came out and I was stroking both of us as we just floated through the sky. I sucked him off and swallowed his load. I then positioned myself to get a clear shot over the basket and spewed down from the heavens. That was one heck of a nice way to "commune with nature."
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