I just got back from 3 days in Pattaya and can tell you.....I don't blame you at all for trekking to BKK to romp and stomp.
I've been going to Pattaya for years but see no reason to ever go back. As much as we locals bemoan Soi Twilight, etc., bars here is 10,000 times better than what is currently passing as bars in Pattaya.
I found that there were two types of boys on offer in the massage places and bars in Pattaya: the overly tattoed and the underfed. Many of the things on offer suffered from both of these maladies. Lots of the guys look as if they haven't seen food in months. It was scary, really.
Sunnee Plaza was terrifying. I walked through once and stopped in what used to be called Kaos. After sitting down, I realized that what was on offer would eaily earn any farang 20+ years at The BKK Hilton. Needless to say, I was up and out the door immediately.
Add to that the fact that the police mafia are charging BKK taxi drivers 400 baht for the "privilege" of taking farangs out of Pattaya. I found a taxi driver on Beach Road who was willing to take me to my home in BKK for THB 1,000. I was happy. He was happy. However, before we got round the corner and onto Second Road, a mafia guy got into the car and made the driver go to the police/mafia cabana and pay the guy there THB 400. So, my driver ended up only getting to keep THB 600 of the amount on which we had agreed.
The bars were vacant every night I was there. At 10:00, the largest number of customers I saw was 7. Most bars only have a dozen or so guys on offer. The guys were asleep on the couches of several of the places I visited and they had to wake them up to dance. (All of this was on the sois surrounding Boys Town.) Sad. Sad. Sad.
I tried three different massage places: Blue House, Royal and Narcissus. At Blue House, I told the mamasan that I wanted someone with a big dick. She told me that none of them had big dicks. (I at least appreciated her honesty.) So, I told her that I'd take whoever would be happy fucking a fat farang. She asked the guys (about 10 or so) who would like to go with me and they ALL said "NO!!" So, she turned to me and said "Sorry, no boy for you tonight." I left there and went to Royal. As I approached, the two massage guys sitting outside got up and went inside, leaving me standing on the street alone. I did get assigned to a guy at Narcissus. He was OK, but nothing worth writing home about.
Pattaya.....I'd definitely recommend that you give it a pass!!!
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