-- On sun., (31st.), evening I went to -
SMART RELAXATION.,
- addr.: Beside 'Older Mike Dept.',
2nd. rd.,
S.PATTAYA, Chonburi;
- tel.: (038)-710 865.;
- web: none.
- loc'n.: roughly 40yds. towards CENT'L. PATTAYA from i'sect. Tnn. S. Pattaya & Pattaya 2nd. rd.; say some 35yds. and on same side as before MIKE'S DEP'T..
- ETA.: approx. 20.30.hrs.;
- It offered a 'Promo.' of 90 mins'. oil massage for 500.Bh. PLUS free 30 mins'. head msg., wch. I accepted.
- Being my first time there I decided to allow its system to take charge, thus I was allocated to Khun Pat, (?),; 30YO. from nr. BKK.; 9 or so yrs. experience as masseur of wch. four are with SMART; speaks for enough English, but not a gt. conversationalist - but then I do pay for the masg. and not for the chat!
-- Massage room measured approx. 6x8ft.; an hole in the wall with the next door room to enable both rooms to share the same air-cond.! Mattress on the floor, covered with cloth; small pillows for one's head.
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- Khun Pat stayed dressed - white tee-shirt over masseur's trousers - throughout; when I turned-over I enquired if he wasn't too hot? But having turned-DOWN the t'stat. to COLD he wasn't rising to my suggestion.
- I was not offered a pre-msg. shower; but my feet were wiped with a damp cloth before starting the msg..
- A good, thorough & firm massage with plenty of att'n. paid to my *rs*; parts not being massaged were covered with a large & coarse type of towel.
- No hanky-panky, nor any hint, at all.
- Msg. lasted just under the 90 mins. and the head-msg. was approx. 20 mins. duration.
-- A concluding shower. I wasn't too reassured to see exposed electrical conns. on the wall, although I wouldn't expect water to be splashed-UP that HIGH.
-- Back in Recept'n. a cup of hot & herbal tea and, after a polite wish for my return, that was that.
-- Usual disclaimer. -- Bibi. --
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