Heck, I've been jacking since I was seven and I "invented" it! It was a boring day. I had taken a walk in the woods, was hot, and tired and my thing had gotten hard so I was playing with myself. It felt so good I kept it up and after playing long enough, this white stuff oozed out.
I had no idea what it was, but it felt so good. I honestly thought to myself that this would be a great thing to tell other people about. Luckily I didn't! My parents would have freaked!
I guess the strangest place would be either on the side of I-40 or in an abandoned picnic ground in New Mexico.
Time was I had to drive from Tennessee to Arizona regularly. I knew every bit of I-40 by heart! One evening, just about sunset I had just crossed into the Texas panhandle when one hell of a lightning storm blew-up in the south. I realized that I would have an accident if I didn't pull over to watch it about the same time I saw the picnic area. It was one of those old-style rest areas, not rest rooms; nit a bunch of shelters not too far off the main road.
While watching the storm pass to the south and smoking a cigarette I saw that someone had used this for a rest of another kind in the none-too distant past and had left their porn behind.
The air was so nice and wind so brisk and the porn so hot that I decided to strip down right then and there and have myself a good jerk session. I finished and allowed the wet breeze to cool me off for a while and then dressed and headed back to the car. Stopping only to leave the magazine for the next weary traveler. It is amazing how a nice slow wank can help you recover your energy for driving.
Another time I was on a trip to Albuquerque. As is my wont, when travelling, I took an afternoon drive to explore on my day off. It was on one of these weekend excursions I came across the picnic area. It was in an old federal park up against the foothills and screened by stands of piñón and creosote.
The air, the sun, the day, the smell of the pine and the sand made me want to get naked and once naked, what else is there to do?
Actually, a couple hikers came along while I was at it. But as they were buck naked themselves and looking at each other lasciviously, it is unclear if they even noticed me.
