The strangest places I can think of are:
The shower in the fitness center of our office building
Standing on the edge of the road in a rural area.

The most exciting was going to a news stand and browse the gay porn hoping to get someone to follow me to the bathroom near by. I never worked... But I'd always jack off in the bathroom stall.

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From the time I was about 13 all the way through high school I jacked off every second I could. Nothing got me off more than doing it in public places. I used to love going out after dark and walking through parks. I used to get completely naked right in the middle of the open park and jack off. I jacked off on swings, monkey bars and everywhere else you could imagine. I also love going to school yard where there was a little more light and a little riskier as well.


One night I was completely naked in the middle of this park jacking off when an older guy about 55 or so caught me while walking he dog. I was completly embarrased but I didn't have any clothes on at all to cover up with. He told me not to be ashamed and that he used to do the same thing when he was my age.
He told me that he used to have a friend who would do it with him as well. He asked if I had a friend who I jacked off with. I was getting turned on by now so I told him the truth and said yes. (My friend never jacked off in parks with me but we used to have sex every chance we could find). He told me him and his friend used to help each other and asked if me and my friend helped each other get off. I told him yes. He than asked if he could help me get off and again I said yes. He tied up his dog to a tree and than made his way back to me, removing his clothes as he came. We were both completely naked now and we took hold of each others cocks. I told him I liked sucking my friends cock and he told me he liked sucking off his friend too. We imediatly got into a 69 position and sucked each other off right there in the middle of an open park.

I also love jacking off in public washrooms. There has been many times where it has led to sex right there in the stalls but the hottest times to me is when me and the guy in the next stall are both jacking off and breathing hard and moaning for each other.

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love all the ideas here. I have done a lot of them too! airplaine/bus/train/subway/urinal/stall/ski-lift (with best friend when 15)/ changing room/theatre/car/backyard/sidewalk/balcony/ferry/cruiseship/sauna/steamroom/hottub/work/

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Sitting naked on the hood of my carin the back parking lot of a closed shopping mall, being jacked off, and jacking off the bi guy my ex-wife worked with, while she watched. We finished up by licking up each others cum and sharing it with the ex.

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Like many replies to this question, the shear number of different JO places I have used makes it difficult to pin down the the strangest one.

I have dumped more loads in ABS video booths then I will ever be able to remember, not to mention theatres, bathroom stalls at work or in a shopping mall. I JO at least once in every city I go to as well as during my morning shower of every out-of-town overnight visit.

When I was in junior high, I left my siblings watching TV to JO in the bathroom so I could use the microscope that I got for Christmas to examine my cum.
While in high school, while on a family vacation in the vast forests of northern Minnesota, I took a long walk in the woods by myself. After an hour of exploring, I ended up by the shore of a quiet, secluded bay. The warm sunshine and fresh air had me invigorated and, as usual, horny. Through the shield of brush that partially obscurred my view of the bay, I could see a small boat with two people fishing - it looked like a husband and wife combo, probably in their young thirties. I was standing in a clearing - exposed bedrock big enough to park a car on - surrounded by dense forest, and about twenty feet from the shore. The two people fishing and I were probably the only ones within a mile. I stripped and laid down on the sun-warmed flat stone to sunbathe and it wasn't long before I jacked off and had a puddle of cum on my stomach. Occaisionally I threw a glance their way and I wondered if they could see through the brush better that I had thought - part of me wanted to show-off and part of me was mortified that I'd be caught. Eventually, they pulled up anchor and motored past me. I watched them from my prone position and thought I noticed them stealing glances my way, but it was probably wishful thinking - I fantisized that they came ashore for an afternoon of hot 3-way sex!

I read in CFS that a small park near the airport was a place to hookup with guys, but I had little luck the times I parked there. (I later learned that the shyness that kept me from making eye-contact pretty much torpedoed my chances of success.) Eventually, I explored the area and found some trails that lead away from the parking area into wooded areas. Despite the No Trespassing signs, the trails appeared to have plenty of use, based on the litter I found (candy wrappers, cigarette butts and a few used condums - COME ON PEOPLE - CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELVES!). One sunny afternoon, I tried again. After parking, I walked over to the stone wall by the ridge and watched a variety of commercial aircraft come in to land. Cars came and went while I was there but no one seemed to be connecting. Another car came in and the driver sat in his car, seemingly waiting for someone or something. While trying to figure out if I should try to approach him, another car entered the parking lot and all his attention was transferred there. He stepped out of his car and moved to the No Trespassing sign while glancing back over his shoulder at the newcomer, who exited her car (yes, HER car) and followed him at a distance. I guessed that something good was about to happen and waited five (very long) minutes to allow them enough of a head start, then slowly followed them in. I walked for ten minutes without a sign of the couple and started to think I had guessed wrong when I heard a noise. They had progressed further down the hillside to a wide spot in the path where she was bent over, holding on to a small tree. They both had their pants at their ankles and he was bangin' away like he'd never get to again. They were probably 80 feet away from me and facing my right, so I had a head-on view of them but they would need to turn to look in my direction. I whipped it out and started to stroke while enjoying this voyeurisic delight. After awhile, I reasoned that anyone screwing outdoors would probably be open other things, like say a 3-way, so I stood up - hard in hand, whacking like crazy - to advertise my presence. I shouldn't have been surprised that they didn't notice me, they were pretty well lost in their fun and the wind blowing through the branches surpressed any little noises I made to try to announce my presence. I was getting close to climax, but I wanted to save it in case my fantasy would come true. I took a series of single steps in their direction so that they could see me from a distance - I didn't want to walk up to them unless they indicated it was OK. After the fifth step I could see that he spotted me: he froze - probably in shock that his 'love shack' had been discovered. He leaned over her back to tell her and they both started to pull up their pants and straighten out their clothes, quickly though clumsily. I immediately regretted acting on my fantasy, for I caused their coitus-interuptus. I'm sure it would be no consolation to them, but I didn't get to cum either. I tried to say "I'm sorry" but I doubt they heard me. I zipped up while quickly heading back to the parking lot to leave.
Come to think of it, I bet she never did allow him to do that again! (At least, not at that park.)

Once in a while I JO in front of the computer, but there's nothing too strange about that, is there?

Jael

PS: I never have to choose between Quantity and Quality - it's ALL good!

PS: NewGuyInMD - that's a pretty hot situation - are there additional stories along that line?

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My ex-wife used to love watching and joining me with guys, and that led to some pretty wild things.

maybe I'll start a thread some time and tell about some more of our fun.

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It’s quite a question. I’ve been jerking off since I was about nine years old, when what had been just an erection suddenly exploded all over me and I realised what a feeling that was.

I’ve done it in all the usual places, sometimes accompanied by guys with the same idea – parks, toilets, cars etc.

I guess the strangest place would be the school Language Laboratory. I was only about fifteen and the lesson was boring. I just stuck my hand in my pocket and was met with a great hard-on, which I couldn’t ignore. So I just went for it, hopefully discreetly, but I think a couple of guys noticed. And it’s not a great idea because you have to try and walk upright afterwards when your trousers are full of the sticky stuff.

Other than that – well I don’t know if it counts, because I didn’t do it myself, but I was jerked off by a guy in a very crowded lift (elevator). He was in front of me and just reached back, opened my flies and by the time we got to the top floor he had a handful. I realised how difficult it is not to shout out when you’re coming.

The only other one I can think of wasn’t a strange place but a strange situation. It was with one of my first boyfriends and I was on the phone to a friend. Not only did I have to talk whilst I was jerking off and coming, but I also had to say ‘hang on a second’ whilst I took a load in my mouth and had to then continue the conversation.

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OK, I think I take the cake for Most Bizarre Location. On top of the Lesser Wild Goose Pagoda (Xiaoyanta) in Xi'an, China. No one else was there and I had a quick JO just so I could remember it. Guess this was in 1988... that is, 1,336 years after it was built.

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Heck, I've been jacking since I was seven and I "invented" it! It was a boring day. I had taken a walk in the woods, was hot, and tired and my thing had gotten hard so I was playing with myself. It felt so good I kept it up and after playing long enough, this white stuff oozed out.

I had no idea what it was, but it felt so good. I honestly thought to myself that this would be a great thing to tell other people about. Luckily I didn't! My parents would have freaked!

I guess the strangest place would be either on the side of I-40 or in an abandoned picnic ground in New Mexico.

Time was I had to drive from Tennessee to Arizona regularly. I knew every bit of I-40 by heart! One evening, just about sunset I had just crossed into the Texas panhandle when one hell of a lightning storm blew-up in the south. I realized that I would have an accident if I didn't pull over to watch it about the same time I saw the picnic area. It was one of those old-style rest areas, not rest rooms; nit a bunch of shelters not too far off the main road.

While watching the storm pass to the south and smoking a cigarette I saw that someone had used this for a rest of another kind in the none-too distant past and had left their porn behind.

The air was so nice and wind so brisk and the porn so hot that I decided to strip down right then and there and have myself a good jerk session. I finished and allowed the wet breeze to cool me off for a while and then dressed and headed back to the car. Stopping only to leave the magazine for the next weary traveler. It is amazing how a nice slow wank can help you recover your energy for driving.

Another time I was on a trip to Albuquerque. As is my wont, when travelling, I took an afternoon drive to explore on my day off. It was on one of these weekend excursions I came across the picnic area. It was in an old federal park up against the foothills and screened by stands of piñón and creosote.

The air, the sun, the day, the smell of the pine and the sand made me want to get naked and once naked, what else is there to do?

Actually, a couple hikers came along while I was at it. But as they were buck naked themselves and looking at each other lasciviously, it is unclear if they even noticed me.

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For me I would say the strangest place I have ever jerked off was in my middle schools hallway. I was one of those guys who used to get to school early to hang out with friends and mess around and what not before class. So any way one early morning I got to school got my books from my locker and no one was there yet none of my friends or nothing. Just the occasional teacher walking by heading to their rooms to get ready for the day. Well any way I was feeling pretty frisky and wanted to do something about it. They had not unlocked the bathrooms yet so I went to a class room near my locker, and all of the classroom doors are indented from the hallway so I could stand in the door way and not be seen if you looked down the hallway. So I stepped into an entrance to a class room and whipped out my pathetic little cock and began to beat off for all I was worth before I got caught. As I was doing it I had heard doors opening and closing so I rushed to get done, but I did not hear any foot steps coming my way at least. When I came I shot it all over the side wall before the door. I zipped up and got my self together quickly. No sooner had I finished then a few of my fellow class mates came around the corner.

The other odd place I would say I jerked off was on the green at a golf course near where an ex g/f lived at the time. I was walking home from her place and upset we did not have any sex. So I was all worked up so I walked over over to the golf course and at night I was all alone so I took my pnats off and liad on my back on the green and jerked my self off nice and slow.

OK I guess that is it from me nothing major, but I just thought I would share.

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First of all let me say that I am never more happier and filled with joy then when I have a hard cock in my mouth. I am 6ft tall, dark brown hair, goatee or beard depending on the weather, chubby dude, very masculine acting, smooth skin, anal virgin...it makes me sad at times, very girlish and feminine once I am behind closed doors, I am very senstive to being touched, I moan alot.

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Probably the strangest place I have ever jacked off was in the supply closet in the locker room of my Health Club. I finished my workout and was feeling really horny. I've jacked off several times in the locker room showers, but wanted to try something a little more exciting and daring. It was about 15 mintues before closing time, so there weren't too many people around. So I thought, hmmmm....the supply closet sounds kind of interesting. I carefully looked around, then opened the door. It was a fairly small room, with a large industrial-size sink, mops, rags, cleaning supplies, boxes, etc. Everything you'd expect to see in a supply closet. I entered the room in my sweaty, smelly gym clothes, closed the door behind me, and starting rubbing myself through my shorts. The thought of someone passing by on the other side of the door really turned me on. I pulled down my shorts, took off my shirt, and starting to slowly stroke my dick. I wondered if anybody else had ever done something like this in here before. I thought this would be a good place to mark my territory! So I continued to stroke my hard cock amidst all of the mops, rags, and boxes until I shot a nice hot, healthy load of cum all over the floor. Some of it hit the boxes and some went into the sink. I stood there for a minute or two, looking at the results of my labor. Then I put my shirt back on, pulled up my shorts, and hoped that nobody was around when I opened the closet door to leave. Luckily, nobody was there. I left the gym that day feeling like I got my money's worth!

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I wold have a hard time thinking of where I haven't jacked off. Done it just about everywhere. I started rubbing my dick regularly when I was about 8. By the time I was 11 and could cum I had my cock out every chance I got. I have stroked and cum in swimming pools, hot tubs, beaches, parks, rest stops, campgrounds, gyms, and once in the family car on a long trip. I was in the back seat with a blanket on me pretending to sleep while my parents were driving. Once in middle school I rubbed one out under the desk during class. In gym class in middle school me and another kid sometimes snuck off together to jack off.

When I was 13 I had to spend two weeks in the hopital with my leg in traction. All I could do was lay on my back. I was used to jacking off 4 or 5 times a day but now I had no privacy and no way to clean up so I was really frustrated. My second day there, the nurse comes in to give me a sponge bath. She closes the curtain around the bed and pulls all the sheets off of me so I am totally naked and of course I am instantly hard. She doesn't say anything about it but as she gets everything ready my cock is twitching and throbbing and leaking precum and it is all I can do not to cum right then. As she is washing me she can tell I am about to explode and kind of teases me about it. Then she asks me how often I masterbate and when I told her she asked me the last time I did it. I told her the last time was the night before I went to the hospital and she laughed a little and said that explained why I was so worked up. Then she told me she needed to check on something and would be right back. She left a washcloth on the bed stepped away leaving the curtain closed around the bed. I think I started to shoot before she even reached the door. I cleaned up the
cum and then she came back in to finish. Every other day for the rest of my stay she would come in, close the curtain around the bed, wait for me to jack off, then give me my sponge bath. Not really a strange place but kind of wild jacking off in a hospital bed with a nurse right on the other side of the curtain knowing what I was doing.
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On a 20 foot long conf room table in the Chairman of the Board's office in a Bank in Montgomery Alabama (2am night shift) also fucked my girlfriend there...

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Both at work: HVAC blower room. This was the cold air/coils room with the huge barry blower/squirrel cage fans you could almost stand in (if you were short and they were off) that blew the air into the computer room under the raised floor to keep the mainframe computers cool. Kinda like being in a wind tunnel? It was quite cool and noisy. I let my cum get carried by the wind/sucked into the fans. UPS Battery Room The Uninterruptible Power Supply room for the computer room. I was cleaning the batteries and leveling off the electrolyte., and decided to JO., after all I had plenty of rags on hand. lol

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in a corn field w a farmhand at my friends family farm. was helping out and we were on opposite end of field about ready to end the day. i was beat so we sat on a wagon to catch my breath and got to talking about stuff. i knew this guy was up for most anything by his reputation, the talk turned to sex and we continued to talk as we short cut through the field. he said he was awful horned up after the talking and told me to look at this. he took it out and started jacking off. i figured what the hell and joined him. too tired to cum, but not when we hooked up about a week later. i normally dont top, but i did w him

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