I've been seeing a number of posts around the web on the topic of guys rimming and fucking, and I'm fascinated by how many of us consider butts Off Limits. Period. Cries of "Dirty!" and "Disease!" are the primary objections, followed by "It hurts!" So on behalf of professional bottoms everywhere, allow me to say a few words about THAT.
Dirty: No respectable bottom worth his cum would put his hole out there unless it was squeaky clean inside and out, and downright good enough to eat off of/out of. (Exception: CumDumps, who are in a deliciously wicked class all their own.)
Disease: Kids, LIFE itself has become positively radioactive, and that includes human contact of any kind these days. Germs, viruses and bacteria, and ensuing disease are all around us. And yes, sexual contact carries varying degrees of risk, so everybody should take the necessary precautions that fall within his own personal safer sex boundaries. If you're sexually active, seriously consider getting the Hepatitis A and B vaccines, along with quarterly STD screenings at Ye Olde County Health Clinic.
It hurts! Look, I accept that butt sex simply isn't going to be on everyone's menu, but(t) if there is interest, then don't give up so easily. No one was born a porn bottom with a glorious gaper; everyone has to work themselves up to speed. And that, like the piano teacher always chanted, takes practice, practice, practice, along with lots of lube, breath and relaxation techniques, and, well, all manner of How To's that any web search can help you with.
And as for the rest of my cyber Butt Boy Buddies here on CFS: How about piping up with your thoughts on rimming and fucking?
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According to a recent non-scientific study, the carbon-based life form known as "HappyHole" earned high marks on The Erector Scale for exhibiting an acute orgasmic response in the following anatomical regions:
Neck (long), Nipples (1/4" asleep, 1/2" awake), Penis (6.75 x 5", cut, upward curved and to his right), Testicles (smooth high-riders, wrangled by a cock strap), Anus (aka The Center Of My Universe, an ideal location for tongues, fingers, toys, cocks, and/or fists).
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