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Originally Posted by biggles69
I've been frequently told that "penis" is "kuaii" (sic) , followed by a caution not to use the word as its very rude ! So is "khong" both sexy and polite ?
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-- According to the a/m. '
Thai for gay Tourists.' - in its
Cock Tales, (offensive vocab.), pages:
01. -
Ham. - most commonly used word for
penis - depending upon when & where used can be rude;
02. -
Kuai. - ... one of the most vulgar words in Thai;
03. -
Jaio. - is a cute term for
penis;
04. -
Kawng. - literally means '
thing.', and can mean either m. or f. genitals, non-offensive;
05. -
Ai-jan. - lit. means '
Naked guy.', in this case a
penis;
06. -
Mang gwang. - lit. '
Dragon.' - & refers to an impressively endowed
penis;
07. - a:
Tawn., b:
Lam., c:
Teng. & d:
Dun.. - are all classifiers for a: piece if wood or log - thus an hard & long
penis; b: ditto for a piece or bamboo or stick; c: ditto for different kinds of hard objects & d: ditto for pieces of firewood or long fragments of bones;
08. -
Jao-look. - lit. '
Ruler of the world.';
09. -
Nok-kao kan. - a roosting turtle-dove and means '
To become hard.';
10. -
Saak-ga bua. - a pestle;
11. -
Gluai. - a banana -
11.1. -
Gluai naam-waa. - a small kind of banana found in TH.;
11.2. -
Gluai hawng. - a larger kind of banana, usually found grocery stores catering to
farangs;
12. -
ma-kua pao. grilled egg-plant or flaccid
penis.
-- Enough for starters, don't you think? Good.
-- Usual E&OE., especially for any transliteration faults, wch. are purely my own.