-- Here are some helpful Thai words & or phrases -

1. - Chang noi. - Little elephant;
2. - Nong chai. - Li'l. bro.;
3. - Doh mai roo lom. - A perm't. hard-on;
4. - Kamlang seua krong. - Powerful like a Bengal tiger;
5. - Kamlang chang sarn. - P'ful. like an elephant.

-- sources: recent ed'ns. of the freebie. & week-end Guru. & Brunch. - both with yr. BKK. Post. 'paper..

-- E&OE.. -- corr'ns. requested.

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-- Having met one's guy/gal the next problem for many is trying to get-away from the stereotypical first few words that all too often can be : 'Hello, what's your name?', 'Where're you from?' etc. etc., with wch. many of us are all too familiar.

-- Last wednesday's, (22nd.), BKK. Post. 'paper. - its Techie. pages - recommended the flg. three web-sites for one's Thai language-improvement:

1. - > Learning Thai the Easy Way <
2. - > Learn to Speak Like a Thai - Home <
3. - > http://www.thaiforbeginners.com <

-- Although, of course, really one does know that the best place to learn any foreign language is in bed!

-- Usual disclaimer. --

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Not necessarily. It depends on how well your bed partner speaks Thai himself...and some of these boys are not exactly speaking the "King's Thai" if ya know what I mean.

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Does anyone know the next words in Thai?

- sucking (sa-moking)
- fucking
- make love
- penis
- to cuddle
- top
- bottom

for me the most used words when..........

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Without getting either two rude or too clinical, I would use:

- sucking : "sa-moke"
- fucking: "ao kan"
- make love "mii sex"
- penis: "khong"
- to cuddle: "kord kan"
- top: "rook"
- bottom: "rap"

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-- Possibly through Amazon books you could order the flg. & useful book -

'Thai for gay tourists.',
- ISBN.: 1-887521-11-9., (ten figure.);
- Author: Khun Saksit Pakdeesiam,
- Publisher: Paiboon Publishing,
-- Addr. #1.: PMB. 192.,
1,442A., Walnut st.,
Berkeley, CA. 94709.;
- web: > http://www.thailao.com <
-- Addr.: #2.: 582, Amarinniwate village,
Sukhapiban road 1,
Bungkum, BKK. 10230.;
- Pub'd. price: 325.Bh., (2006.), (approx. EUR.07.82.; GBP.06.81. & USD.10.77. at today's rate.),.

-- E&OE.. --

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I've been frequently told that "penis" is "kuaii" (sic) , followed by a caution not to use the word as its very rude ! So is "khong" both sexy and polite ?

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-- According to the a/m. 'Thai for gay Tourists.' - in its Cock Tales, (offensive vocab.), pages:

01. - Ham. - most commonly used word for penis - depending upon when & where used can be rude;
02. - Kuai. - ... one of the most vulgar words in Thai;
03. - Jaio. - is a cute term for penis;
04. - Kawng. - literally means 'thing.', and can mean either m. or f. genitals, non-offensive;
05. - Ai-jan. - lit. means 'Naked guy.', in this case a penis;
06. - Mang gwang. - lit. 'Dragon.' - & refers to an impressively endowed penis;
07. - a: Tawn., b: Lam., c: Teng. & d: Dun.. - are all classifiers for a: piece if wood or log - thus an hard & long penis; b: ditto for a piece or bamboo or stick; c: ditto for different kinds of hard objects & d: ditto for pieces of firewood or long fragments of bones;
08. - Jao-look. - lit. 'Ruler of the world.';
09. - Nok-kao kan. - a roosting turtle-dove and means 'To become hard.';
10. - Saak-ga bua. - a pestle;
11. - Gluai. - a banana -
11.1. - Gluai naam-waa. - a small kind of banana found in TH.;
11.2. - Gluai hawng. - a larger kind of banana, usually found grocery stores catering to farangs;
12. - ma-kua pao. grilled egg-plant or flaccid penis.

-- Enough for starters, don't you think? Good.

-- Usual E&OE., especially for any transliteration faults, wch. are purely my own.

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Kuai is very rude.

Khong (or khawng) is more acceptable, and is used very often. "Khawng yai"...big cock (literally, "big thingy".

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Not forgetting of course 'Up to you' - laew dtar khun

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-- I've been told that quite often many Thais, after their arrival as tourists in SYDNEY, head to the well-known harbor to have their photos. taken with the CIRCULAR QUAY sign in the bkgd.!

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-- A couple MORE words that may or may not be useful -

1. - Hua-kuai. - Glans.;
2. - Nanghoompai. - the 'skin..

-- #2. caused the talking-boi whom I asked a mixture of embarrassment and of a typical young man's interest!

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Eeeeek! The word!!!!

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-- Included expressly - with you in mind, dear Mod. - so that in future one might use the Thai equiv't. of Hua kuai., so as not to cause a blush to mantle those cheeks of yours.

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I have no trouble with the more colloquial "cock head". Your medical term, though, sends shudders up my spine.

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