1) Isn't getting a room more expensive, especially if you want a bunch of them?
Yes, of course it is. But how much do you think it would cost you to get out of a "predicament".
2) If policmen do come in, how long should it take the "cigar" to disappear back into the loincloth?
Too long for my tastes. I'm not willing to risk it, not that I have a proclivity for public performances anyway.
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