Public/Outside Pissing
 

Are there any other guys reading this who like to sneak a leak in public/outside? Few other actions define a man more than whipping out the one-eyed snake and letting the golden man-nectar rip.

I live in an upscale condominium development in an upscale western suburb of Chicago. Just before I wrote this, I stood outside on my deck in the delicious summer night air and lowered my underpants enough to drain my full bladder onto the lawn. It felt great. Now I need to go out there for a jack to complete the night.

I'd love to hear some stories about pissing in an alley, by the neighbor's fence, into a floor drain or wastebasket at work or anywhere else thay you may have exhibited even slighty risk piss behavior.

Any readers out there have a urinal in their home? Every man has a story to tell with this topic.

first piss experience
 

A few Years ago I was in this notorious cruise spot looking for dick to suck and ran into this hot latin guy. He quickly told me to get on my knees, which I promptly complied. I was sucking him for about five minutes and he was not getting hard, but he kept his hand on the back of my head. Next thing I know is there is this wet sensation in my mouth. He must have been drinking a lot of water because it was tasteless. I thought it was me and my saliva at first, but my mouth just kept filling up. Then I realized...he's pissing in my mouth. He had great control b/c he was only pissing a little at a time. I was sooo turned on that I kept my mouth there and started to stroke my dick. When he realized that I wasn't going anywhere, he grabs my head tighter and let his piss flow full stream and whispered "drink my piss faggot". I just stayed there stroking my dick and drinking his piss. Needless to say I was so turned on that I shot in no time at all. I've tried it a few times after that, but it wasn't as hot as that firstr time. I still get hard thinking about that day.

I just love pissing outside. Whenever I get the chance I do it. Last year on my vacation to Hawaii, I was up in the wild parts and just pissed out and about all the time, it was heaven.

But for my story, I had an upstairs neighbor that was a bitch. One day I parked in one of the parking places that I did not think was reserved. Well I came out later and there was this note on my truck threatening to have it towed if I ever dared parked in her spot again. This really pissed me off, as there was no sign of it being her spot, and the building had all of 6 apartments in it, so she probably knew who had parked there and she could have nicely told me it her spot. Well I let the landlord know I would not park there again, but that I did not appreciate this woman threatening to have my truck towed.

A couple of nights later I was coming home from cruising, was a bit high-just off of the great sex I had had, and ready to piss. I noticed her car window down a bit. I guess to get fresh air and not to heat up too much.

Well since she pissed me off, I decided to piss on her car and in her window. The car was out back, it was late night, street people go up and down our alley all the time, I seem like a square, so I knew she would never know it was me. It was the most satisfing piss I ever had. It still makes me smile.

Sorry this is not sexual really. But I have had several hot encounters being pissed on and drinking that golden liquor. I love it.

Taking a piss in public is not my thing. However, I have enjoyed shooting a load from a balcony on people down below. The best time was at the Acapulco Princess Hotel on the 20th floor. There was an out door bar below my balcony. I and two other married guys I met on the beach shoot some heavy loads on the patrons at the bar.

Great Stories
 

Thanks for the contributions thus far. I like all of them. Shooting a load from a balcony with a couple of other guys sounds like fun, Addison_OH.

Here is my own contribution:

Several years ago, I was cruising at this well know forest preserve on the northwest side of Chicago, close to I-94. It was a beautiful summer afternoon and I was horny as hell. I was just looking to have a simple, stress relieving jack with another guy, nothing too involved. Eventually, after enough furtive glances, I hooked up with this really good looking guy who was pleasant to talk to and very sexy. He had dark hair, was trim and had blue eyes, always a winning combination in my book. I learned that he was a flight attendant with American Airlines. This was before 9/11/01.

Anyway, we had found ourselves a suitable spot in the shrubbery where we could get more comfortable and jack off together. As is my habit, I like to tank up while cruising to stay hydrated in the summer air and so that I can urinate soon after cumming so as to clean out my pipes. I'm not into post-ejaculation drip.

It's getting to be late afternoon and were touching and wanking each other with our pants bundled around our ankles. We're both hard, but, for some reason, I was so turned on that I ejaculated way before him. I assisted him further by rubbing his balls, hairy legs and sort of whispering in his ear and that kind of stuff. He's still hard but not ready to come and I can tell that he really wants to, but can't. He's got his eyes closed most of the time in deep concentration.

By that time, my own bladder is getting really full. Without much warning on my part, I pull away from him and decide to water the bushes with a torrent of clear urine. He's still jacking during all of this and watching me. Apparently this was the stimulation that he needed to go over the top, because later he told me that my pissing was incredibly sexy and within seconds, he shot a huge load all over the ground. In a few minutes, he too joined in a cleansing piss. I did a little sof wanking as I "helped" him to direct his urine stream.

We exchanged phone numbers and got together sat his place for some watersports, masturbation and voyeurism. He told me that he enjoyed watching a man sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper. I obliged, bringing my own newspaper for a prop and sitting on his toilet with bathroom door open. He lustily watched and then shot a load onto my chest as he hovered near and over me. I just urinated drop by drop as I sat there.

The variety of things that can turn a man on is amazing!

Keep those stories coming!

Actually, your story was enough to get me going. I was doing laundry tonight, in the room on the first floor of my apt. building. To get prepared, I drank a large bottle of flavored water. After I was about to burst, I put on my pair of boxers and went downstairs. These are super short, which make it easy to whip it out. I went down, folded all my laundry and closed the outer door. I noticed the lock was broken, so anyone could have come in to catch me. I hiked up my pants leg so my cock was sticking straight out, since I had a piss hard on. Next I squatted over the floor drain. I was hard as nails, and had some trouble pissing. Eventually, the stream started and I swear I stood there for 5 minutes, peeing down the drain. I stood up, walked over to the waste can, and shook the last few drops in there. Just for good measure, when I got on the elevator, I pulled it out again and squeezed a few more drops out on the carpet before I got to my floor. I'm sitting here now, getting ready to jack it for one last time before bed.

Cool Story
 

GWB:

So you're on the north side, huh? You sound like a horny little devil! That's a hot little account of your visit to the laundry room. I find that it's hard to piss into a floor drain with any accuracy. The thrill of the risk sounds like it drives you too. Had I been there, I may have gotten gutsy enough to have a jack right there in the laundry room, being that hard. I like the extra little touch of squeezing out the few remaining drops on the elevator.

My story took place in LaBagh Woods, with which you may be familiar, approximately at Cicero and Foster Avenues in Chicago.

Keep those stories coming...I bet that you have more.

Michael

Office hallway ...
 

Last week I was in an office building and had to piss like a race-horse. I ran into the building, planning on hitting the first restroom that I saw.

They were locked. You had to get a key from one of the tenants, I guess (I suppose to keep vagrants out). But I had to go. BAD.

So, I looked up and down the hallway, mounted the water fountain, and let go. I kept going, and going, and going. I could hear phones ringing and people talking and the risk of getting caught was a real turn-on. (The actuality of being caught would have sucked, however).

By the time I was done pissing, I was hard ... but I figured that I had better not push my luck!

I was in Venezuela once and saw a load of road-workers on the back of a truck on the main highway ... probably 10 guys, all standing on the flatbed and pissing over the side. I just about drove off the side of the road! How I would have loved to have been their target!

Bayshorebottom:

Thanks for your contribution.

That was one unique story of a guy trying to find relief. You must have had to go incredibly bad!

I'm trying to get the picture in my head of a guy using a drinking fountain as a urinal. I would have never thought of that as even a possibility. I hope that you were kind enough to 'flush' afterward! :D

If I am picturing it right, it sounds like this was a fairly high water fountain installation and that you had to raise yourself up so that you could direct the jet of your urine stream into the fountain drain.

You can bet that I would have been hard and horny after that maneuver. I would have needed some 'manual relief' soon after, even if it meant having a jack in a broom closet.

As for your Venezuelan mass manpiss sighting, it reminds me how faux-Victorian our country is, and...once again, "when you're a man, the world is your urinal."

You should submit that story to www.gaymale.ws.

Some more desperation or parking garage piss stories should keep this thread going for quite some time.

MIL

driveway
 

Mine just isn't as exciting as the rest. Mostly when I piss outside it's in my driveway when I've just arrived home and know I can't make it inside and to the bathroom on time. So I just whip it out and whiz right there. Usually this happens after dark when I've been to the bars or a meeting.

There's not much risk of being seen as I'm at the end of a dead end street and my driveway is level with the street but the house sits up higher with a retaining wall holding the yard in place. Neighbors are far enough away that if they looked down the street they'd only see me from the chest up and not know what I'm doing. Someone would have to actually come into the yard or driveway to know I'm pissin.

Last night I was coming home from a meeting and started walking up the sidewalk and knew the bathroom was too far. I stopped, whipped out my cock and pissed through the railing down into the driveway. aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh what a relief it was!!

I've also given blowjobs in my driveway several times and only twice were they actually inside vehicles.

Pissin' in the Driveway.
 

Hey tallbear84:

Welcome to our discussion and thanks for your contribution--it's certainly as valid and relevant to my original post as anyone's.

As far as the sociology of public pissing goes, I am convinced that most of the time, assuming that the person urinating is giving the impression that he needs privacy, most people will oblige or ignore the pisser or perhaps even get turned on, but run to the phone to call 911. If you were to step up the neighbor's door and urinate an evening's worth, then that might receive a different response. There is probably an unwritten sociological law that would say that a man pissing on his own property--especially at night--should be left alone.

As I did last night, I enjoyed going out to the lowest step on my deck and drain my bladder before I turn into bed. There's no wasted water, no sewage to treat that the lawn and rain can't easily handle, and it feels manly and great.

Thanks for the 'bonus' blowjob material. Would like to hear about that as well some time.

Does peeing in your driveway tend to make you hard?

There's just got to be some hot stories about guys in parking garages and elevators out there...

I was on vacation in the UK on a tour and was told that if I had to pee I'd better do so as the next stop was a few hours away. I thought of this post and hiked up into the woods, unbuttoned my fly and let loose. Towards the end of my stream, my dick started getting hard and within a few seconds I was stroking my rod.

Little did I suspect that a fellow traveler was approaching (or watching from behind). He was very quiet as he walked up near me with his dick out of his pants. He was stroking and before I knew it we were stroking out rods together. He came quickly and I followed. He stuffed his hardon into his shorts and I tried to do the same. I was very self concious about walking out of the woods with an obvious bulge (leaking at that) showing. I decided it didn't matter and strutted towards the van hoping the guys saw and the ladies oblivious.

I just got back from a trip to Germany. Guys there think nothing of stopping on the side of the Autobahn and taking a piss in the open. To them its the most natural thing in the world. I stopped at one roadside park...sort of a rest area with no facilities....watched these two German military guys whip out long uncut dicks and piss. If I saw it once I must have seen it 15 times over the course of two weeks. Hot stuff

Pissing on the Road ========>~~~~
 

Hey Matt:

It's great to hear from you. I've got to get into the city for a visit.

I like that UK tour story. It has all the elements of great encounters: unexpected, hot, MALE and uninhibited. Somehow I would imagine the British as a bit more shy about pissing in public as compared to mainland Europeans, but I have little on which to go. I always prefer to jack first and then rinse it out with a cleansing urine stream, but sometimes that's not how things work out.

You reminded me that I just got back from a very long car trip from Dallas last Sunday. As I sat in the passenger seat and dozed through the long hours of plains and darkness, more than once, my dick was erect. I don't know if I was truly sexually aroused, had to pee or my body was responding to the endless motion. Having a wank by the side of the road (which I think is the most natural thing in the world, if you're a guy) would have relieved the tension and allowed me to sleep well in the car. I love that deep sleep that comes after a well-deserved ejaculation.

Does anybody have any "pissing WHILE driving" stories to share, like with a bud or girlfriend watching in horror or amazement?

Keep those piss stories cumming!

True Story
 

Just today, I was at Jones Beach on Long Island (West End 2 for those that know the area; couldnt get into Parking Lot 6). I was walking along the shore with the wind at my back and had to take a whiz badly. I waited until the people in front of me were far enough ahead and no one was near enough behind me. I whipped out my dick and took my leak, with the wind blowing it forward. No one noticed a thing.

Thanks for your contribution, marriedck.

I've been to Italy, England and Scotland. I don't recall seeing that kind of stuff in Italy though. When I think of a free and "dickhappy" people, the Dutch come to mind.

It must have been really HOT to have seen those German army studs water the greenery. I wish that I had a regular bud with an uncut tool. I've always wanted to try docking, but have yet to find the right guy. I'd like to jack while docking until I shot into the other guy's foreskin.

What the hell do women traveling on the Autobahn do when they need a leak? :D

It might be a little uncomfortable for long trips, but I've wished before that instead of a drivers seat I had a toilet opened to the ground in my car. With no pants on, obviously. When I'm driving cross country and gotta go, it would be so convenient to just lean back, piss, driving all the while.
These are good stories all, glad to see the thread has come back to life again!

Great Idea
 

GWB:

That's a great idea and it has a Flintstones sort of feel to it. You could also get a good rimming or a blowjob by a willing mechanic who needs to "check the undercarriage" for some problems. Can you imagine being the guy who rolls under the car on one of those wheeled "mechanic's stretchers," only to find a toilet or guy with his big dick dripping, balls flopping and ass smiling down!

Since you and MScotmsan and I are all in the same metro area, we should make plans to get together during the good weather. ;)

I always try to look at other guys next to me at urinals (some leather bars seem to still have the trough-style old-fashioned kind). I went to the Madonna concert last year at the Forum in Inglewood, CA and all of the men's rooms are down the stairs with very long trough=style urinals. I saw so much cock pissing that night....
Where do guys that run marathons piss?
There is the LA Marathon every year and I didn't see any porta potties in the photos.
I will be in Palm Springs next weekend for a "Wet & Hot" weekend of piss play!

Trough urinals can be cool. You reminded me that when the Carrier Dome at Syracuse University was newly built in the late 1970s and the urinals were "in the round," so it was 360 degrees of men pissing away. It was quite an innovation, because the Carrier Dome replaced the very old Archbald Stadium. I am sure that it had some very old and traditional style urinals in it, featuring porcelain.

I have no direct experience with myself or other men having to sneak a leak during a marathon, but I bet that there are as many stories as there are full bladders. My guess is that a certain slice of men, when really needing a leak, just let go and urinate out of the side of their shorts or even through their shorts. In general most men seem rather fearless about public urination when forced into a tight position, even here in the puritanical states

On www.gaymale.ws, I have seeen several picture of football, soccer and baseball players that imply that that happens more often than we might think.

Keep those stories coming and have good time at "Wet & Hot!"

sorry, didn't realize you have to be registered for that site. (It's free though...) Anyway, I tried attaching it but it's saying the pic's too big, so I shrunk it.

Your round trough type urinal reminds me of a time in college when my frat visited another chapter and they had a section of the "party room" walled off for the PISS TUB! Yep, an old bath tub hooked to a drain on the floor that we could all stand around and piss into. Only problem (well, not really!), was the tub wasn't all that wide, so if you were opposite someone pissing, it could be a little uncomfortable (for the macho guys).

Hot site!
 

OK, I just spent more time at http://www.gaymale.ws/ws/index.php than I probably should have, but what a hot site!!

Watersports
 

Matt: I am glad that you got to discover that sight. There's always something new to ogle at.

I like bathtub urinal account, Visiting From TX. I bet that there are tens of thousands of fraternity-originated public and outdoor pissing stories to be shared! I alway had wondered what happens when there's a frat house where there are limited toilets and lots of guys. What happens then?

By the way, how did the guys "flush" the bathtub urinal, or was that even an issue.

To answer the 2 questions, the piss tub did not flush, it just went down the drain. It was the pledges responsibility to clean it (usually as punishment), although it looked and smelled like it was due soon.

To anwer the other question, our house only had 2 bathrooms, which were regular size, not modified for the amount of people living in the house (I lived off campus by the way). During a party, the lines were always long and normally full of girls. Most guys pissed in the yard, but us brothers had a special place...the chapter room, on the third floor, which had a fire escape out the side door. This was our place...pissing off the fire escape into the night, and only the brothrers were allowed this spot. Many times some poor folks got hit with a stream as they walked under the fire escape, if they were not careful!

Peeing in the jungle.
 

This happened a few years ago while in Bolivia. I was staying with friends in Cochabamba which is a dry area because the rain all falls on the other side of the mountains. One day we went on a trip over these 10,000 foot mountains to the Chapare region which is going down into the Amazon so it is rich rain forest. Well wouldn’t you know we had a flat tire so were stuck along side of the road while it was changed. I had to piss like a race horse or race like a piss horse. I figured I could just go into the jungle and take care of my problem. So there I go, across the road and into the undergrowth. After pushing my way through the vines I am all of a sudden in a big clearing. There I stood taking a piss in this area with about a hundred Coca plants. I guess I was lucky I didn’t get shot.

Peeing on plans
 

Welcome to our discussion, olderdude. Thanks for staying on topic.

That was quite a peeing adventure that you had among the coca plants. Yes, you are probably right about your luck in not being assassinated.

A friend of mine, when traveling to Hawaii, was staying at a house that featured banana plants. The property was owned by a lesbian couple. The women eagerly encouraged him to urinate at the base of the banana plants because, according to them, banana plants thrive on whatever is in male human urine. I am not clear if they themselves took a squat around them, but my friend was happy to oblige and took many a manly leak at the banana grove.

It has a sort of a kinky, 1950s science fiction theme: Angry Alien Lesbians Abduct Human Males into Slavery So that They Can Urinate at Banana Farm or something like that.

Do they pee on the garlic in Gilroy to make it more tasty?

Keep 'em cummin'!

..not to mention lucky not to step on a landmine.

Popular tourist destinations
 

I recently heard from a friend of mine that one of the more popular tourist destinations is routinely urinated on by people who work there.

Apparently the Blarney Stone in Ireland grants luck to anyone who kisses it. People who work at the popular tourist destination got the idea that peeing on it after hours and then watching people kiss it the following day would be funny.

Anyone heading out to Ireland anytime soon? :D

The Irish
 

Matt:

Thanks for that report...I'll be interested to hear more about the Blarney Stone "tradition" of which you spoke. That was a new one for me. You'd think that propsective "kissers" would get a whiff of nasty ammonia before they put their lips to it.

I guess that if you're an Irishman, the world us your urinal! ;)

Lawn Sprinklers
 

Welcome, Robert NY. I love to sneak a risky leak. Sounds like you do as well.

I just went outside into the emerging metropolitan desert, known as Chicagoland, and reoriented the sprinkers again and did a quick little leak to celebrate man's triumph over nature--at least temporarily. :p

Any more public/outside urination stories to share?

Heard about the baseball player who needed to take a leak?
 

Didja hear about the Boston Red Sox leftfielder (I think it's Manny Ramirez) in a game about a week or 10 days ago, who snuck through a door at the base of the Green Monster (the 30- or 40-foot outfield wall in leftfield at Fenway Park)? There was a lot of speculation about why he ducked through that door ... It was in the middle of an inning during some sort of pitching change or at least conference at the mound, and Manny missed the first pitch thrown to the next batter (no one would've been stationed in leftfield if the guy had hit the first pitch!)

The guys on either ESPN's Baseball Tonight or a FoxSportsNet show said they had it on good word that he snuck in to take a leak (probably 30,000 or 40,000 at the game). Supposedly he had a cup in there to piss in ...

Manny can't be totally pee-shy, since the scoreboard operator is behind that door -- they think it's quaint to use the old-fashioned kind of scoreboard with individual "placards" with the numbers printed on them, not modern electronic board, so someone has to be stationed back there.

Unfortunately, Manny denied the rest of us the chance to see him take a leak!

BTW, Manny is an OK-in-the-face looking African American man, probably his best trait would be a powerful build -- he's a top power hitter in the Majors.

Have any Boston (Pee Party?)-area heard definitively whether this story is true?

P.S. -- There was also video taken at an NFL game a few years back (can't remember if it was just a regular season game, or something big like the Super Bowl) of a player who pushed his front up against a table along the sideline, apparently taking a leak (one of those tables with a tablecloth that hung over and reached to the ground).

I remember at the time hearing that players usually either hold it till halftime/end of the game ... or JUST GO IN THEIR PANTS ... sometimes those body-long sweat stains in football uni's are really SWEAT!

Personally I'd like to see guys piss on the back of their teammates football pants, that way you could see the jockstrap backstraps on more than just dark-skinned African American players (though they DO have the best butts to look at!)

Finally, that's me laying on the tile floor in this pic ...

Baseball Pee
 

Welcome to this thread BBPB and thanks for your contribution.

I've often wondered about how baseball or football men manage a full bladder with that many people watching. I truly doubt that most of them are too shy. Also, I have the feeling that some of them will "let go" right in their uniforms, even it's just to take the edge off ****** to relieve the pressure. Within the last six months, I know that I have seen a picture of an old urinal in the dugout area of Fenway Park in Boston. I can't imagine that that ballpark would be unique in that regard.

Most professional sports people know enough to try to stay well-hydrated, so that is just asking for a need to sneak a leak. As for him using a cup (as in a paper drinking cup?), I doubt that it mattered if he had to go that bad. Besides, he'd have to come back an empty it later.

Sometimes http://www.gaymale.ws or http://www.urinal.net will have pictures of urinals in places like these, or in the case of gaymale.ws a picture of a guy using it or peeing out of his pant leg shorts on the soccer field. HOT!

Why don't you post a picture of this Manny Ramirez and let us fantasize?

MIL

I was cruising yesterday in a local forest preserve. I was the only one in the front parking lot. There is a jogging trail that runs through it, and I was treated to the site of a jogger running down the trail and across the road. Upon crossing the road, he steps forward a couple of steps, and pulls down his shorts and takes a piss. Unfortuntely, he was facing away, and was too far away to drive down and 'catch in the act.'. Ahh, well. Just the thought was enough to force me to pull down my shorts and shoot a huge load into a paper towel in the car. Fortunately my cock was facing down or I would have hit the ceiling.

Hey GWB:

Did your sighting occur at the infamous LaBagh Woods by any chance? I've spent many a happy hour there cruising and jacking although it's been a while since I've been there. I also associate those woods with more serious crimes and danger, even gay bashing.

I liked your story about the jogger sneaking a leak. Your "reaction" was even better.

You reminded me of a story. Several years ago, I was at a CC forest preserve. It's the one right by Wolf Road and 95th Street, not too far from where 95th Street angles off of Archer Road and heads eastbound towards Maple Lake. Anyway, there is a mountain bike trail there and these three dudes had just finished a run. Their biking shorts were all muddy and it was time to get in the car and head out to go back to the wifies in suburbia. So, one of them, RIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT, beside his vehicle, brazenly pulls off his muddy shorts (no jockstrap or undies!) only to reveal a big, dark, black bush and big dick to accompany his hairy, muscular thighs. He's buck naked for a minute or so as he calmly puts on some clean clothes for the drive back home. Meanwhile, he's casually chatting with his buddies, who chose to not follow suit.

Within a minute of seeing that, I had to go into the woods to jack off. I was turned on instantly. Had he snuck in a leak during the wardrobe change, I would have fainted!

Keep your eyes opened and keep the stories cumming!

Care-free pissing
 

An interesting thread because I don't really associate pissing with sex, but I used to be pee-shy, so I appreciate guys sharing their freedom to let it flow uninhibited and enjoy the sensation.

I have a lot of opportunities to be naked outdoors near home and on vacations, alone and with other guys, and one thing that's nice about being naked in nature is that you just sidle up to the edge of the trail, put your hands on your hips and let it flow. Not a bad idea to point downwind if you're wearing shoes, of course. I watched some naked friends do this not too long ago and now I do it all the time when I'm naked hiking or just hanging around. Not that I don't enjoy handling the hose, just nice not to have to aim it anywhere in particular.

One time I noticed a college basketball player piss in the shower after workout at the University gym. At the time I thought it was pretty uncouth, but now I always piss in my own shower (saves water, for sure) and at public showers if nobody else is around. It heads down the floor drain anyway (or another drain if pissboy happens to be on the shower floor). Al

Marathon Runs
 

Someone asked earlier where marathon runners pee ...

An urban marathon will have porta-potties (which are truly, truly disgusting, because they don't stop the clock while you're in there, so people basically aim for the hole and keep going (imagine the newbie runners who started their morning with a bran muffin ... there is shit everywhere).

People also use bushes and flowerbeds in people's yards. If you see someone coming in to the finish line with one sock, watch your step in your yard (not a joke ... I see it all the time, especially chicks).

On a run that has rural elements (we have a lot of 'em here in Florida) most people will duck behind a bush. Some runs don't even have porta-potties set up except at the start/finish ... you are EXPECTED to piss in the woods.

And, of course, for the truly serious runner, they will just piss their pants and keep going. Uta Pippig, 1996 Boston Marathon champ said: ``I had some problems with my period,'' Pippig said shyly. ``I didn't expect it would become worse . . . diarrhea. I felt not nice so I used a lot of water around me so that I look better and also for my legs that I could clean it up a bit.'' <--They had to hose her off for the awards ceremony. Lovely. But, then again, she set a record, and they gave her a check for $100,000. I think I'd shit myself in public for that.

But that's a whole 'nuther thread.

Runners' Piss
 

Bayshore33611:

Thanks for the inside glimpse of the world of pissing runners. It sounds like practicality rules in the name of winning. Once again it appears that male runners have a distinct advantage because there is the possibility of shifting one's dick to one side and letting it rip "on the run" with some requisite splashing, but less damage than expected with a woman. I've seen some fun pictures of male bikers letting go as they ride and it's kind of fascinating to study their technique.

Speaking of runners, today a (male) friend and I took a Sunday afternoon walk on what is known as the Addison Creek Greenway Trail in Elmhurst, IL. It was so deserted that I could hardly believe it, given the nature of that town. Along the way, I realized that I needed a big piss. I made modest but not extreme efforts to find a slightly secluded place to do the deed. Just as luck would have it, as soon I was zipping up, this single fermale runner rounded the trail, only to see me coming up from the small gulley, my own wooded urinal. The gulley was actually an outfall for some type of storm or sanitary sewer overflow, so I felt like I had picked right spot.

Keep those piss stories cumming!

New Orleans - Mardi Gras , Southern Decadence and Jazz Festival
 

It has been a few years since my last trip to New Orleans but I remember how great it was to see men pissing in the streets. Any time there is a crowd on Bourbon Street you will always find men taking a step or two off the main street and whipping out their dicks to release the pressure. I would hang out on certain street corners just so I could watch the flow. Sometimes the police would hassle the guys but for the most part it was ignored. I stayed at the Bourbon Orleans hotel one weekend and watched as men who were leaving the corner bar would stop at this one house and piss in the doorway. In the morning the lady of the house was out there scrubbing her entryway. One Mardi Gras I saw 3 young guys with some girls on a balcony. The girls were flashing their tits and the guys pulled out their dicks and jacked off onto the crowd below. I was amazed at how excited the crowd got having cum rain down on them . Then I got really excited as the three guys let loose with streams of piss onto the crowd. Hardly anyone tried to get away. One girl even tried to catch it in her drink.

Hey wesbottom:

Your contribution is a new angle on this discussion. I could see how it could be a thrill to let loose in casual situation, only you knowing what's going on beneath the baggy pants.

In a similar vein, I know that there is a web site, but I am not able to locate the URL for it at this point, that sells those things with the pitch of them being useful for beer drinking men who go to football games and don't want to deal with leaving the action for a piss. My recommedation for that would just to have urinals right by the stands, but we know that that won't happen in the U.S. anytime soon.

This same website also show pictures of drinking guys standing around mardi gras using the male urinal of which you speak WITHOUT the benefit of the bag. One guy casually has strolled up to a storm drain and lets loose!

This website always make me scream with laughter:

http://www.bumperdumper.com.

MIL