Are there any other guys reading this who like to sneak a leak in public/outside? Few other actions define a man more than whipping out the one-eyed snake and letting the golden man-nectar rip.

I live in an upscale condominium development in an upscale western suburb of Chicago. Just before I wrote this, I stood outside on my deck in the delicious summer night air and lowered my underpants enough to drain my full bladder onto the lawn. It felt great. Now I need to go out there for a jack to complete the night.

I'd love to hear some stories about pissing in an alley, by the neighbor's fence, into a floor drain or wastebasket at work or anywhere else thay you may have exhibited even slighty risk piss behavior.

Any readers out there have a urinal in their home? Every man has a story to tell with this topic.

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A few Years ago I was in this notorious cruise spot looking for dick to suck and ran into this hot latin guy. He quickly told me to get on my knees, which I promptly complied. I was sucking him for about five minutes and he was not getting hard, but he kept his hand on the back of my head. Next thing I know is there is this wet sensation in my mouth. He must have been drinking a lot of water because it was tasteless. I thought it was me and my saliva at first, but my mouth just kept filling up. Then I realized...he's pissing in my mouth. He had great control b/c he was only pissing a little at a time. I was sooo turned on that I kept my mouth there and started to stroke my dick. When he realized that I wasn't going anywhere, he grabs my head tighter and let his piss flow full stream and whispered "drink my piss faggot". I just stayed there stroking my dick and drinking his piss. Needless to say I was so turned on that I shot in no time at all. I've tried it a few times after that, but it wasn't as hot as that firstr time. I still get hard thinking about that day.

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I just love pissing outside. Whenever I get the chance I do it. Last year on my vacation to Hawaii, I was up in the wild parts and just pissed out and about all the time, it was heaven.

But for my story, I had an upstairs neighbor that was a bitch. One day I parked in one of the parking places that I did not think was reserved. Well I came out later and there was this note on my truck threatening to have it towed if I ever dared parked in her spot again. This really pissed me off, as there was no sign of it being her spot, and the building had all of 6 apartments in it, so she probably knew who had parked there and she could have nicely told me it her spot. Well I let the landlord know I would not park there again, but that I did not appreciate this woman threatening to have my truck towed.

A couple of nights later I was coming home from cruising, was a bit high-just off of the great sex I had had, and ready to piss. I noticed her car window down a bit. I guess to get fresh air and not to heat up too much.

Well since she pissed me off, I decided to piss on her car and in her window. The car was out back, it was late night, street people go up and down our alley all the time, I seem like a square, so I knew she would never know it was me. It was the most satisfing piss I ever had. It still makes me smile.

Sorry this is not sexual really. But I have had several hot encounters being pissed on and drinking that golden liquor. I love it.

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Taking a piss in public is not my thing. However, I have enjoyed shooting a load from a balcony on people down below. The best time was at the Acapulco Princess Hotel on the 20th floor. There was an out door bar below my balcony. I and two other married guys I met on the beach shoot some heavy loads on the patrons at the bar.

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Thanks for the contributions thus far. I like all of them. Shooting a load from a balcony with a couple of other guys sounds like fun, Addison_OH.

Here is my own contribution:

Several years ago, I was cruising at this well know forest preserve on the northwest side of Chicago, close to I-94. It was a beautiful summer afternoon and I was horny as hell. I was just looking to have a simple, stress relieving jack with another guy, nothing too involved. Eventually, after enough furtive glances, I hooked up with this really good looking guy who was pleasant to talk to and very sexy. He had dark hair, was trim and had blue eyes, always a winning combination in my book. I learned that he was a flight attendant with American Airlines. This was before 9/11/01.

Anyway, we had found ourselves a suitable spot in the shrubbery where we could get more comfortable and jack off together. As is my habit, I like to tank up while cruising to stay hydrated in the summer air and so that I can urinate soon after cumming so as to clean out my pipes. I'm not into post-ejaculation drip.

It's getting to be late afternoon and were touching and wanking each other with our pants bundled around our ankles. We're both hard, but, for some reason, I was so turned on that I ejaculated way before him. I assisted him further by rubbing his balls, hairy legs and sort of whispering in his ear and that kind of stuff. He's still hard but not ready to come and I can tell that he really wants to, but can't. He's got his eyes closed most of the time in deep concentration.

By that time, my own bladder is getting really full. Without much warning on my part, I pull away from him and decide to water the bushes with a torrent of clear urine. He's still jacking during all of this and watching me. Apparently this was the stimulation that he needed to go over the top, because later he told me that my pissing was incredibly sexy and within seconds, he shot a huge load all over the ground. In a few minutes, he too joined in a cleansing piss. I did a little sof wanking as I "helped" him to direct his urine stream.

We exchanged phone numbers and got together sat his place for some watersports, masturbation and voyeurism. He told me that he enjoyed watching a man sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper. I obliged, bringing my own newspaper for a prop and sitting on his toilet with bathroom door open. He lustily watched and then shot a load onto my chest as he hovered near and over me. I just urinated drop by drop as I sat there.

The variety of things that can turn a man on is amazing!

Keep those stories coming!

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Actually, your story was enough to get me going. I was doing laundry tonight, in the room on the first floor of my apt. building. To get prepared, I drank a large bottle of flavored water. After I was about to burst, I put on my pair of boxers and went downstairs. These are super short, which make it easy to whip it out. I went down, folded all my laundry and closed the outer door. I noticed the lock was broken, so anyone could have come in to catch me. I hiked up my pants leg so my cock was sticking straight out, since I had a piss hard on. Next I squatted over the floor drain. I was hard as nails, and had some trouble pissing. Eventually, the stream started and I swear I stood there for 5 minutes, peeing down the drain. I stood up, walked over to the waste can, and shook the last few drops in there. Just for good measure, when I got on the elevator, I pulled it out again and squeezed a few more drops out on the carpet before I got to my floor. I'm sitting here now, getting ready to jack it for one last time before bed.

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GWB:

So you're on the north side, huh? You sound like a horny little devil! That's a hot little account of your visit to the laundry room. I find that it's hard to piss into a floor drain with any accuracy. The thrill of the risk sounds like it drives you too. Had I been there, I may have gotten gutsy enough to have a jack right there in the laundry room, being that hard. I like the extra little touch of squeezing out the few remaining drops on the elevator.

My story took place in LaBagh Woods, with which you may be familiar, approximately at Cicero and Foster Avenues in Chicago.

Keep those stories coming...I bet that you have more.

Michael

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Last week I was in an office building and had to piss like a race-horse. I ran into the building, planning on hitting the first restroom that I saw.

They were locked. You had to get a key from one of the tenants, I guess (I suppose to keep vagrants out). But I had to go. BAD.

So, I looked up and down the hallway, mounted the water fountain, and let go. I kept going, and going, and going. I could hear phones ringing and people talking and the risk of getting caught was a real turn-on. (The actuality of being caught would have sucked, however).

By the time I was done pissing, I was hard ... but I figured that I had better not push my luck!

I was in Venezuela once and saw a load of road-workers on the back of a truck on the main highway ... probably 10 guys, all standing on the flatbed and pissing over the side. I just about drove off the side of the road! How I would have loved to have been their target!

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Bayshorebottom:

Thanks for your contribution.

That was one unique story of a guy trying to find relief. You must have had to go incredibly bad!

I'm trying to get the picture in my head of a guy using a drinking fountain as a urinal. I would have never thought of that as even a possibility. I hope that you were kind enough to 'flush' afterward!

If I am picturing it right, it sounds like this was a fairly high water fountain installation and that you had to raise yourself up so that you could direct the jet of your urine stream into the fountain drain.

You can bet that I would have been hard and horny after that maneuver. I would have needed some 'manual relief' soon after, even if it meant having a jack in a broom closet.

As for your Venezuelan mass manpiss sighting, it reminds me how faux-Victorian our country is, and...once again, "when you're a man, the world is your urinal."

You should submit that story to www.gaymale.ws.

Some more desperation or parking garage piss stories should keep this thread going for quite some time.

MIL

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Mine just isn't as exciting as the rest. Mostly when I piss outside it's in my driveway when I've just arrived home and know I can't make it inside and to the bathroom on time. So I just whip it out and whiz right there. Usually this happens after dark when I've been to the bars or a meeting.

There's not much risk of being seen as I'm at the end of a dead end street and my driveway is level with the street but the house sits up higher with a retaining wall holding the yard in place. Neighbors are far enough away that if they looked down the street they'd only see me from the chest up and not know what I'm doing. Someone would have to actually come into the yard or driveway to know I'm pissin.

Last night I was coming home from a meeting and started walking up the sidewalk and knew the bathroom was too far. I stopped, whipped out my cock and pissed through the railing down into the driveway. aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh what a relief it was!!

I've also given blowjobs in my driveway several times and only twice were they actually inside vehicles.

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Hey tallbear84:

Welcome to our discussion and thanks for your contribution--it's certainly as valid and relevant to my original post as anyone's.

As far as the sociology of public pissing goes, I am convinced that most of the time, assuming that the person urinating is giving the impression that he needs privacy, most people will oblige or ignore the pisser or perhaps even get turned on, but run to the phone to call 911. If you were to step up the neighbor's door and urinate an evening's worth, then that might receive a different response. There is probably an unwritten sociological law that would say that a man pissing on his own property--especially at night--should be left alone.

As I did last night, I enjoyed going out to the lowest step on my deck and drain my bladder before I turn into bed. There's no wasted water, no sewage to treat that the lawn and rain can't easily handle, and it feels manly and great.

Thanks for the 'bonus' blowjob material. Would like to hear about that as well some time.

Does peeing in your driveway tend to make you hard?

There's just got to be some hot stories about guys in parking garages and elevators out there...

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I was on vacation in the UK on a tour and was told that if I had to pee I'd better do so as the next stop was a few hours away. I thought of this post and hiked up into the woods, unbuttoned my fly and let loose. Towards the end of my stream, my dick started getting hard and within a few seconds I was stroking my rod.

Little did I suspect that a fellow traveler was approaching (or watching from behind). He was very quiet as he walked up near me with his dick out of his pants. He was stroking and before I knew it we were stroking out rods together. He came quickly and I followed. He stuffed his hardon into his shorts and I tried to do the same. I was very self concious about walking out of the woods with an obvious bulge (leaking at that) showing. I decided it didn't matter and strutted towards the van hoping the guys saw and the ladies oblivious.

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I just got back from a trip to Germany. Guys there think nothing of stopping on the side of the Autobahn and taking a piss in the open. To them its the most natural thing in the world. I stopped at one roadside park...sort of a rest area with no facilities....watched these two German military guys whip out long uncut dicks and piss. If I saw it once I must have seen it 15 times over the course of two weeks. Hot stuff

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Hey Matt:

It's great to hear from you. I've got to get into the city for a visit.

I like that UK tour story. It has all the elements of great encounters: unexpected, hot, MALE and uninhibited. Somehow I would imagine the British as a bit more shy about pissing in public as compared to mainland Europeans, but I have little on which to go. I always prefer to jack first and then rinse it out with a cleansing urine stream, but sometimes that's not how things work out.

You reminded me that I just got back from a very long car trip from Dallas last Sunday. As I sat in the passenger seat and dozed through the long hours of plains and darkness, more than once, my dick was erect. I don't know if I was truly sexually aroused, had to pee or my body was responding to the endless motion. Having a wank by the side of the road (which I think is the most natural thing in the world, if you're a guy) would have relieved the tension and allowed me to sleep well in the car. I love that deep sleep that comes after a well-deserved ejaculation.

Does anybody have any "pissing WHILE driving" stories to share, like with a bud or girlfriend watching in horror or amazement?

Keep those piss stories cumming!

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Just today, I was at Jones Beach on Long Island (West End 2 for those that know the area; couldnt get into Parking Lot 6). I was walking along the shore with the wind at my back and had to take a whiz badly. I waited until the people in front of me were far enough ahead and no one was near enough behind me. I whipped out my dick and took my leak, with the wind blowing it forward. No one noticed a thing.

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