Porn: A single (and often attached) guy’s best friend. And you've got to love the deliciously wicked, fantastically democratic fact that there is something good and nasty out there for everyone to get their rocks off to.

So, fellows, what are the specific things in (legal) porn that are guaranteed to push your Hot Buttons and make you blast a load like Old Faithful every single time, no matter what?

Your categories are:
Text Porn - the written word; true tales and/or fictitious stories;
Photo Porn - still images; solo and/or hardcore;
Video Porn - Fast-Forward and Pause are two of MY favorite buttons!

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To get the ball(s) rolling, here are a few of my favorite “go to” porn things.

Text Porn - Gay: Situation is within the realm of possibility; dialogue is realistic; build-up with two or more shorter scenes leading to a longer explosive final sequence; intensity and heat with willing submission, perhaps with a figure of authority and a hint of danger (but no actual brutality, injury, or death); and a character’s sexual abandon through the unexpected self-discovery of their inner Sex Pig.

Photo Porn - Gay Solo: Because the medium allows for a lingering focus on body parts, I zero in on erect/trained nipples, big cut/uncut cocks (semi-hard and erect), and butts and assholes.

Photo & Video Porn - Gay Hardcore Solo: guys being attentive to their nips (pulling/twisting) and butts (fingers/fists/toys); gaping holes; self-suckers; amazing cum shots; shots of guys shooting into their own mouths.

Photo & Video Porn - Gay Hardcore Duos/Groups: (video) live sounds of gagging, fucking, cumming, and swallowing (none of that Euro synchronized moaning shit); (video) natural-sounding hot fuck talk; contrast (height/weight, ethnicity, age); nipple work; deep-throat experts; great rim shots; rear shots of a top squat-fucking and displaying the top and bottom’s cock, balls, and asses; power-fucking (jackhammering or yanking out and slamming in again); fingering, possibly leading up to punch-/deep-fisting; double-penetration with a pair of big ones; gaping holes; amazing cum shots; unloading on a fresh-fucked hole and then shoving in to fuck some more; a bottom shooting a big load while getting plowed (hands-free is the best); guys who are fully alive, awake, turned on, and so into it that YOU blow a load before the scene is even half-way through (often pulling in many of those hot buttons noted above).

Photo & Video Porn - Straight Hardcore Duos/Groups: anal; rimming (including the straight guys receiving); double-penetration; and any applicable items noted in Gay Hardcore Duos/Groups above.

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I'm more in tune with text porn as I like to visual the action and the partners. Cursed with an active imagination, a few well chosen paragraphs can lead me into a fantasy where I fill in all the nooks and crannies to my liking. Those who have read my works in DIRTY STORIES know I tend to paint a full picture, tending to a little wordy.

As far as Photo Porn, not really a great fan. I do like to explore gay photo galleries on several different websites. If anything, I am attracted to the erotic drawings of cartoons and anime as much for the artwork as the eroticism.

In Video Porn, I probably see more than most people as I inspect and review movies of all types for inclusion in our stock. Sometimes, I think I burn out on the overdose. I have a preference for real men in sweaty situations. I prefer oral action more than anal. This includes sucking, rimming, kissing, and nipple chewing. Sadly, most videos treat oral as just a warm-up for anal. I do prefer videos with a story line, even if weak. Some of the recent greats I have seen are THE INTERN (Lucas Entertainment), TO THE LAST MAN (Raging Stallion), THE CLOSET (Dirty Bird Media), GREEN DOOR (Mustang).

I do like the Ero Maxx productions of gang bangs and parties but agree the sound is annoying. Another example of a great movie ruined by sound is the recent THE VISITOR (Raging Stallion).

Would like to see Chi Chi LaRue's newest entry TAKEN: TO THE LOWEST LEVEL (Channel 1 Releasing), but it sounds pretty severe even to a jaded person like me.

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Hey, Grumpybear:

I didn't include illustrated sex art, as I think it's in realm all of its own, but I agree that it can be scorching. The Japanese guys deliver some intense anal art, to overcompensate for the fact that they are prohibited by their country's laws to show a penis, but they often sneak a dick in now and then. And remember Bill Ward? And how about Michael Kirwan, and good old Tom of Finland?

Your Tail Tales are great one-handed reads. I still go back to the reliably intense tales by Aaron Travis, aka Steven Saylor, a former editor at the deceased Drummer Magazine, and the author of a dozen or so mainstream historical mystery novels.

And for anyone else who likes it in text form, check out these sites: GayDemon.com, Literotica.com, MenOnTheNet.com, Nifty.org, StickyPen.com.

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Always loved Tom of Finland.

With the new US Government censorship move against cartoon art depictions of "uncertain age" characters and beastiality, I fear we will see far fewer of the Japanese comic books and anime in this country.

Thanks for the tips on the gay erotica sites. I have been mostly working my way through the ALTERNATIVE SEX STORIES TEXT REPOSITORY (Alt.Sex.Stories Text Repository), but it's hit or miss on gay erotica.

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I prefer video to other porn. I, too, enjoy somewhat of a plot line.
Faves: Night Walk
Cirque Noir

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There are really two favorite things I get off as far as porn that makes me cum. One is a DVD called 'Doc's Best Pops' which is straight porn with nothing but sloppy blowjobs. I'm really just watching those gorgeous cocks spurt cum and not paying much attention to the girls, although some of them are pretty hot. I've held onto this DVD for years and it remains the most played in my DVD player. A guaranteed cum every time I watch it.

Lastly, I really get off on the Cruiser Galleries here on this site. Thousands of photos of cocks? Are you kidding me? I've sat for hours on this site and just drooled over the sausage gallery here! Often I will find a certain pic that just has me quivering, then beating off like mad as I envision myself sucking it dry.

Pretty simple for my part. I do get the now-and-then e-mail from someone online who'll send me a pic of their cock. We'll swap jack off stories with one another and whew! It gets hot indeed!

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Hey, Weiner: I know what you mean about the great Cruiser Galleries here at CFS. A lot of hot stuff, and a good way to kill some time. OK, hours. I've even been known to quietly click through the CFS galleries while on the phone with some of my long-winded friends and family members. If they only knew...

And did YOU know that you can save images from CFS Cruiser Galleries to create your own private collection of favorite pics, and store them right here within your profile area?
1. Click on any image, which enlarges it.
2. Below the image, click on "Add To Favorites".
3. Locate "My Gallery" on the horizontal menu bar that runs across most pages on this site, somewhere in the top half of a given page.
4. Click the "My Gallery" drop-down arrow and select "My Favorites" to view the images you've saved from the Cruiser Galleries.
5. And let the wanking/jerking/frigging begin!

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