Just finished watching a hot new movie, GLORY HOLES. Produced by High Octane, directed by Herve Bodilis, released 09-24-09 by Raging Stallion.

This is a hot movie. While my initial reason for selecting this video was unique, I enjoyed the action and the hot studs in the nude. As an ABS operator, the advertising blurb for this movie spoke of a different kind of glory hole that caught my eye.

The action is basically set (except for one quick shower scene) in a East European gay sex club. The first scene opens to two guys in opposite booths. The booths are stunning (my first reason for selecting this video). Nice wood paneling and professional glory holes with sleeve rings, no wood splinters in difficult places and very easy to clean. To the left and right, the booth is normal with a single glory hole on each side. But straight ahead, the wall is half wood and upper half glass. This allows the participants to watch each other as the action develops. Plus this wall has two glory holes so each person can slide their dick through and jack each other off as they slobber kiss the glass.

Unlike most Raging Stallion features, the men in this one are less covered in tattoos and seem a couple of years younger. There is one twink in the third scene I would probably try to see an ID on if he wasn't so cute. Still, there is plenty of good looking hunks welding dangerous ass-tearing dick and spewing enough cum to sate any cum lover.

There are six hot action scenes. The first takes place in the booths mentioned before. The two young men start out in facing booths, but after a little glory hole sucking and jacking, they double up in one booth for some serious fucking.

Scene two starts out with a young man grabbing a quick shower before heading down to the sex club. He wanders around watching the studs making out and openly feeling each other up until he settles down on the couch. He is soon joined by two others in a wild fuck/suck three way ending in a facial cumshot that will be the envy of every cum pig in the audience.

Scene three finds a muscled tattooed guy grabbing a twink out of the booth for some hot action. He may look young, but he takes every inch of dick fed to him, and bounces on muscle man's boner like a pro.

Scene four finds two guys making out on the extended couch while a third tries to concentrate on his pool game. It isn't look before the player throws down his cue stick to get some meat stick, sorry meat log, in a torrid three way.

Scene five returns to the glory hole booth, but now there is dick hanging out of each side and front of the booth. A muscle dude gets so worked up a blow job is not enough, he barges into the booth to fuck the cocksucker. It's one, two, three finger probe leading to a full cock on ass assault.

Scene six is kind of a bonus. A tall, lean blonde male model type is standing at the counter drinking when a short, tattooed muscle man approaches him. A quick grab and feel leads to a naked twosome on the floor with the model bent over double and the muscle feeding his love muscle up the willing ass.

There is no conversation, just grunts and groans. At times, the beat of the background music gets a little boring, kind of like being stuck in a club with only one record on the juke box. However, this is definitely the club you want to be stuck in.

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Now THAT sounds like a hot flick! The Euros don’t often give us glory hole films, so even though this one is set in a sex club, it sounds like it’s got plenty of heat. And “heat” in many Euro flicks can be a tricky commodity: yes, they feature astonishing physical specimens, often wielding mammoth fuck sticks, and when the camera’s in the right place and the guys are really cooking, you might find yourself scraping cum off your ceiling when all is said and done – but then that last bit really applies to any DVD/Video porn.

There are, however, some legit complaints against the Man-Fuckin’ Quartet of better-known International/Euro porn directors.
MEN’S DIVISION:
Grade A Kristen Bjorn at Sarava Productions
Grade B-Plus Herve Bodilis/Handsome at High Octane, and
Grade B-Minus Csaba Borbely at Diamond Pictures/IMD Video
JUNIOR DIVISION (only one significant qualifier):
Grade A-to-B-Plus multiple directors at Bel Ami

Typical aspects of these filmmaker’s productions that put out the fire and make me hit the [FF>>] button on my remote control:
1. Formal and Stiff: scenes are frequently elaborately staged and posed, and the performers seem stuck with little room to move freely and “let ‘er rip”; the result is formal and stiff (and not in a good way).
2. Euro Moaning: when two or more guys in a scene all sex-moan in sync; it’s like some kind of gay glee club doing a round of bad dubbing, and it comes across as silly nonsense.
3. Tongue Wars: two or more hot dudes get nose-to-nose, and then the next thing you know their snake tongues are battling it out as if in a frantic duel; I know that many of these performers self-identify as straight, but this is the lamest substitute for kissing I have ever witnessed.
4. Can’t/Won’t Suck: again, I know that many of these performers self-identify as straight, but if you’re getting paid to suck dick, at least put some effort into it; and for those who are regulars in these films, then for Pete’s sake, practice, practice, practice! (And if they can’t/won’t suck, you can bet that rimming is off the menu, too.)

Over the years, the Man Fuckin’ Quartet has alternately improved and/or fallen back on these items of complaint, while the astonishing men and their big honkin’ dicks are usually enough to keep me from nodding off.

But(t) back to GrumpyBear’s review… For more sex club (with glory holes) Euro flicks with lots of heat, check out (German) Wurstfilm’s “Night Lair” (2004) and “Sex Lair” (2005), both directed by Christian Huber and Horst Braun, courtesy of Mercury Releasing here in the U.S. Meanwhile, it sounds like High Octane’s “Glory Holes” needs to go on my 2009 Wish List to Santa. “Dear, Santa: I’ve been bad. REALLY bad…” – HH.

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