Wrapping this up; having no desire to bother with inanity any longer:

Though it is possible that the original post was an April Fool's joke meant to get attention by soliciting folks to provide helpful, caring and well-thought responses to a bogus problem that doesn't exist (just to watch us all talk and get "caught" being nice guys) -- I'm also certain without a doubt that it was written with the intent of ALSO insulting me personally. The original poster certainly thought it was a clever ruse: trick a forum and insult a long-time member, killing two birds with one stone.

Being a rotten person is not excusable on April first -- nor any other day of the year.

GOOD, CLEVER and FUN pranks involve a good dose of intelligence and WIT. They do not need to rely on juvenile insults to get a laugh. As is evidenced here -- no one finds it funny at all.

Both Dr. Danny and myself and anyone else out there can take a week or a few days or whatever amount of break time we need from these boards. Our temporary absence doesn't mean there's a conspiracy afoot -- it means we have other matters in our lives that are momentarily more important.

I agree completely: anyone who gets so caught up in message board conspiracy theories as to discuss them via email with other members REALLY needs to get a life. I suggest you start with scrapbooking and work your way up!

General thanks and polite applause for the guys here who were kind enough to be kind to ME and who had the balls to speak out. Guys like you are why I've stuck around here for so long...

KD: brief apologies (sort of) for me being a bit of an ass during the recent topic where we disagreed. Most of the time we DO agree, but as I've always said to everyone here -- even if we disagree it almost always does NOT mean I disrespect you for having an opposing opinion. But you know that already. And while it probably isn't a good excuse, I guess I will admit that maybe I was being a bit harsh a few weeks ago because it was in the back of my head that I knew my dog was not long for this world and I was trying to not face that reality. I probably dived into message boards a little more than I normally do as a means of escape.

Dr. Danny: you're a treasure to have around here and everyone knows it. I don't have a license to do ANYTHING in the state of Florida except drive a car. I hope to someday add some sort of watercraft to that, but it won't be anytime soon.

Thanks for your kind words about the dog. I've mentioned here dozens of times over the years here. Constant, loyal, loving companion and a dear friend. My apartment will be very empty without here when I FINALLY get back to Florida the week of the 18th. I will adopt another dog from animal rescue if I can find a suitable size and temperament -- or I will purchase a pup before my birthday in May. I'm the kind of guy who needs a dog in his life to care for -- and I think Daisy would want me to share my home with another dog and provide a happy life for her.

I've been getting LOTS of blank emails lately. No sender name, no ISP, no subject, no content. No idea if this is related or not, but thought I'd throw it out there in case anyone else has experienced the same.

Thanks to the dude who says he believes I'm actually the guy I present myself to be. I like to believe the same. I do my best. I'm not perfect and sometimes -- GASP! -- I'm even wrong... or don't take enough time to think something through, responding out of passion instead of logic. But... that's part of being human.

YES, I DO get my dick sucked ALL THE TIME. I doubt many folks are jealous -- odds are good that most of the dudes here get THEIR dicks sucked all the time, too. CFS is a site that tends to draw men who are sexually active. We're keen on sharing our sex lives with each other here -- that's the whole POINT of the site, isn't it?

And yep... I DO last as long as I say I do. But I've also admitted that I can cum quickly if need be.

Met a dude last week that I had met once before. Big-ass fucker. Bruiser, burly type of guy. Handsome. Thick body, stocky and muscular. Fat dick. Baby-face and pretty eyes. Probably married or deep in the closet. A "suck and get sucked" kind of guy -- no intimacy. First time we met he sucked my dick with such expert precision that he had me ready to blow in a few minutes. I was MOST impressed with his skill. We hung out for half an hour and took turns on each other. The second time we met I was more comfortable, having known him from the first encounter, but at the same time I was even more turned on. I LOVE seeing a big butch fucker gently sink to his knees and then make love to my dick in this really tender and unexpected fashion. The dude made me lose my load in less than two minutes. I was kind of embarrassed and told him I'm make it up to him next time, but he didn't seem to care. I finished him after the fact since he deserved at least that much.

So... given the right circumstances... yeah, I can go all night and then some. But... I'm only human. Quickies are OK in my book, too.

(This is just so we can get back to talking about dick.)

And speaking of dick -- Dr. Danny's is FAR nicer and bigger than mine. The two of us could not easily be confused, even in the dark.

Yep, I've seen his dick. And NOPE -- I am bound by oath and pledge and pain of death to never share it with anyone else, so don't ask.

So remember, guys: fucking around on message boards as a hobby is nothing to be ashamed of. We do a lot of good things around here.

There's still snow on the ground here. Can you believe it? Now I remember just why the hell I left this town in the first place... I can't wait to get back HOME.

Later, dudes...