This is not a read and jerk off posting (at least not yet), it needs your feedback and answers.

Let's be honest for a moment, We all do it to some degree. I'm not looking for the lies, but the results. How did it go when you finally got together? Did the other guy say "Hell, no. You're not what I bargained for!" or just slip down to his knees and start sucking your dick. If he was horny enough to place an online personality, he probably just will go with it.

Conversely, have you ever responded to an online come on only to meet someone totally different than they advertised? How did you respond?

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SURE I always knock off at least 10 years.
Because I sound worse than I look. I mean I sound SO FREAKING OLD in print. But I don't look or act it. I have NO problem bagging boys in their 20's. I also don't discriminate, I have NO problem doing men in their 60's either. Face to face I tell my age true. Werks 4 me.

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Ever since the heyday of the AOL M2M chat rooms, and the introduction of the infamous AOL Dickometer, people have started pimping up (or simply faking their profiles to get some extra attention...)

This has become a universal custom, like it or not.

The smart thing to do here is to both keep the pimping up of the profile within reason and NOT fake the pix or send those that are 10-15 years old.

Most people really do not care how old you are, and they will go with the usual endowment just as well. Few guys are as dumb as not to recognize the name of the game here...

Yet, most people want genuine pix. If the pic is a useless fake, most of them will simply walk away on you, and you you have been just wasting everyone's time...

KD

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AOL Dickometer? What was that and how did I miss it?

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It was based on my "Stats Adjustment Factor" from the late 1980s on CompuServe: "Deduct two inches for each inch or fraction claimed over eight. Add five years for each year claimed under 25."

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I have not, nor would I. I am completely comfortable and secure with who I am, and am only interested in guys who want me just as I am. There are plenty of men who do like me the way I am and I am not so charitable that I will indulge someone else's shallowness.

It cracks me up when I get messages from younger (40-something) guys on Daddy Hunt who tell me how hot I am and how much they'd love to pig out on my dick if I weren't "so old." I've hailed guys, just to say hello and give a thumbs-up to something in their profile and gotten a "fuck off, can't you read?" because I was one year beyond his age range. And that's on a site that's for mature men!

One of the absolutely biggest laughs I got was some guy walked up to me at a bar here in town and said "some old guy on AOL is using [my] picture in his profile." I asked him what the screen name was and it was indeed mine. He nearly shit himself when I told him.

YMMV, but stick with being honest. If someone's that insecure and hung up about your stats, just how good a fuck do you think he really is going to be?

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