What's In Semem

Cupidman · #1 7th June 2006, 03:34 AM

I...came across this today and thought I'd share it with my fellow cock-suckers. Carry on:

What's in Semen?

Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

Is Swallowing Cum Healthy?
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement

Health Benefits of Swallowing Semen
A recent study found that women who gave their men oral sex, and swallowed, had a lower risk of preeclampsia, the dangerously high blood pressure that sometimes accompanies pregnancy.

"The present study shows that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia," said the Dutch authors.

Health Benefits of Vaginal Absorption of Semen
A recent study of college students at the State University of New York in Albany suggests that semen acts as an antidepressant. Females in the study who were having sex without condoms had fewer signs of depression than women who used condoms or abstained from sex.

"These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms," the authors wrote, "and evidence which shows that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream within a few hours of administration."

Taoboxer · #2 7th June 2006, 05:08 AM

And I always thought they were just secretly lusting to wrap their lips around young men's appendages! Thanks for the scientific facts. Apart from the incentive to get my daily dose of anti-depressant, I can go shock all my friends and relatives in Penang again!

Tao

icon513 · #3 7th June 2006, 05:20 AM

Finally, there's something that I like to eat which is actually good for you!

sloot · #4 8th June 2006, 12:02 AM

Erm... Tao,

What _did_ the ancient Chinese say???

Taoboxer · #5 8th June 2006, 07:43 AM

Although very few Chinese herbalists or traditional doctors will admit it, there has always been an ancient Chinese belief that when double-boiled with certain herbs, the male juices of virile young virgin men constitute one of the best cures for impotence as well as male infertility. It also doubles as an aphrodisiac. It is almost the same as the ancient belief that going to bed with virgin girls keeps an old man young...naturally, the gay emperors (and there were quite a few) preferred the male form of the cure. I suspect it gave them an excuse to maintain a male harem and a lot of reasons to imbibe directly from the source, so to speak.

icon513 · #6 8th June 2006, 10:53 AM

My first Asian (Chinese) bf from 20 years ago is now a well-respected herbalist and acupuncturist. I'll have to ask him if he's ever prescribed this treatment.

Taoboxer · #7 12th June 2006, 04:59 AM

I haven't heard of any modern herbalist prescribing it. I understand that it was an elixir reserved only for the imperial household.

Perhaps Chinese doctors attending to the modern equivalent...those who are terminally wealthy and sexually dysfunctional (funny how the two seem to go together in secret, isn't it?)...still do. I can't imagine that kind of expansive egoist admitting that he required such a radical potion...or his very highly paid physician revealing that he prescribed it. After all, iIf you had twenty -five Rolls-Royces, thirty-seven condominiums and ninety-two mistresses, would you want anyone to know of personal difficulties maintaining the firmness of your *...ahem...* fundamentals? Hawhawhaw!!!

Tao

Otello · #8 12th June 2006, 01:09 PM

I dunno about semen but has anyone tried Joyce gel for men? I dunno whether it really helps hardon cos I dont have that problem, but everytime I applied it, I feel so horny all day!