Rock Hard Raided !!!

Just after 10.30 last night I popped into Rock Hard in Jomtien. The back room was empty but 3 or 4 boys followed me in. NEW (who is 20) sat with me and we’d just been served drinks when 5 of Pattaya’s best flat –foots (aka undercover police) barged in. I sipped my orange juice while they photographed all the boys, the toilet, the shower etc. and did a token search of the lockers. They ignored me completely, and the I.D. checks showed all boys were over 18. After about 15 minutes they were still hanging around the front bar. So I paid my bill, tipped NEW and left. (The bar lease is for sale at 1.5 million baht and the owner has apparently returned to USA)

The joke of course is that I’ve never come across any underage boy in any bar in Jomtien, whilst Sunnee Plaza continues to teem with underage boys with new bars opening on a weekly basis!

If I am not mistaken, Songkran celebrations are on slightly different days in Pattaya. Can anyone confirm?

1.- The map shewn in the a/m. web-page is lifted straight-out of Spice.' mag. - #32. for march 2008., complete with the same spelling mistakes!
- 'Crystal a go-go bar.' is #14. and is loc'd. at the Beach rd. end of Pattayaland 2..

2.- 28 mar. - BIRDCAGE - 'Rear of the Year.' contest.;
- further info.: http://www.birdcagepattaya.com
-- bibi.. --

Kaojai....trust me when I tell you that you missed absolutely NOTHING by not finding Crystal. (For your future reference, it is on the same soi as Wild West....just past the entrance to BoysTown, and right next to Cafe New Orleans.) I spend several evenings in there last month, at the insistence of my American muscle-worshipping friend. Even he declared the place a ZERO. He did take out lad #52 (the ONLY guy in there with any type of muscular structure) and, after prying him away from the mirror in the bathroom in his hotel room, was able to give the guy a blow job...but nothing more.

I've slept my way through the show at Wild West that the mamasan gushed on about. It's pathetic....and that's being kind.

Save yourself time, energy and money. Forget about Pattaya and save yourself for BKK. You know you'll be glad you did.

The guys at Crystal are nothing more than bar boys. There is one guy with muscles. There are several with no muscular definition at all. There are a couple who are pudgy. In total, you'll never find more than 15 guys there at a time. I'd guess that they're mostly straight, although they show absolutely NO interest in the customers as they are much more interested in looking at each other's mobile phones. Crystal is a pathetic place. It can't last long. Save your time, frustration and money.

Kaojai,

The guys that were at Crystal for their "grand" opening were imorted from BKK for the night. None of the guys pictured there works in the place. Stay with your regular there and send me a PM when you next come to BKK. I'll take you round and show you some of the underbelly of BKK. (Bring your knee pads!!)

They were Tawan Club boys as well as friends of the guys from Tawan club. Most of them weren't bar boys at all but were interested in earning a little bit of extra money posing for one evening. They weren't available for take-out. It was all a marketing ploy......sad but true.

-- And his smile struck you dumb that that you didn't ask for his name or cell-'phone. number? Tsk, tsk..
-- bibi.. --

Over compensate? Over compensate???? Good god.....I thought that clawing at the glass, salivating all the while and waving 1,000 baht notes was normal. Maybe that's why I keep getting thrown out of whore houses....

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... .
I should remount this "horse that threw me" sooner rather than later.[/QUOTE]

-- The usual practice at riding and other schools; just get-back in there and use them spurs & whip like you really mean it - shew the horse who's master. Ride 'em., cowboi!
-- bibi.. --

Kaojai,
Yes, remount and get up here. I, however, much prefer it if I can find a stallion who will mount me........

[quote=Kaojai;659487] HOWEVER, may we assume that these guardians of the front door are available for off site employment ???

They're all available. I'm reminded of the time a couple of years ago when I was in Butts, paying THB 100 per load from the guys jerking off there. The word spread and, before I knew it, the noodle seller who was working on the street outside was standing in front of my table with his pants at his ankles. In Pattaya, ANYTHING can be had.

Quick update.
Birdcage (Day Night Plaza) has HOT go go boys dancing vigourously in large birdcages around the joint. They boys shuffling on stage look pretty lean and ordinary by comparison.
New Star Boys now has one of the better looking collections.
Dynamite also lots of well fed twinks and fun show (same dwarf trannie there)
Vassa worth a look for the rougher farm boy types
Cops enforcing 3 am shut down on discos that were open until 5 or 6am

Sanook maak maak!

Dear Kaojai, Don't give up now! I think you should check out Vassa next......small, intimate and much more flirty.

By the way, did you have to pay more to off a "birdcage boy" than a stage shuffler? I got the impression that the showbirds were more for looks than take out.

After at least 5 years, I returned for a 2 day visit to Pattaya with my favorite boy in tow.

Really didn't like it at all:

- Stayed at the Cafe Royale which I liked.
- Went to two recommended bars on Soi 1 and saw too many fem boys and left right away.
- Then went to Boyz (x3) and found no mamasan, only snarly waiters. The boys change position after a full song is played with makes for very tedious viewing. I am not quite used to bargaining with the boys.
- Finally offed a boy from Funny Boys. (I think #21) Good sex but abit soft - he said we were his 2nd customer that night.
- Went dancing at X-Ray. I was being pick up by 2 cute boys. I declined. When we left, we were threatened by the table behind for some unknown reason. My Thai Boy was very upset and called Pattaya way too "Mafia" for his taste.
- The highlight of the trip was watching the umbrella boys set up their seats on the beach in front of Boystown the next morning.

[quote=Kaojai;659560]

I think there was one other customer, but he as well as three of the four bird cages were pretty well screened from my view and the flashing lights made it difficult to see some of the boys very well.


I am not at all surprised to read that, after a month or so, this place is down to two customers. That building has housed more bars in the past 10 years that I could begin to count. I'm not sure it would matter WHAT you put in there....it's just too far from the "normal" places for most drunk farangs to walk.

........but, I can always park right outside Birdcage, and its then half way between Boystown (where there's no parking) and Sunee (where's there's no parking). The touts from Birdcage even run down to help me back in if its tight!

It's a shame it never seems to succeed as its actually the most spacious, professional, well lit bar with good music. The caged dancers are HOT........and there's a sweet bar boy called Todt (age 21, No 11 I think) who will suggest 2 or 3 other hot boys from other bars to join with for a party. Sanook :)

-- Today's, (14 may.), 'BKK. Post.' - in its wednesday's Techie. Pages - has drawn my att'n. to the flg. web-site -
http://www.pattayaphotoguide.com
- It maybe useful, especially for first timers there?
-- Bibi.. --

Tit
 

[quote=billinbkk;659488] Ah, that's why I love Thailand. It's a land of wonders! I wasn't there for the "noodle drop" but I can vividly picture such a scene in my mind.

Do you mean they are open in the afternoon too?

Yes, there are boys are Rock Hard Jomtien from around 4 pm. Also at the massage venues further down the soi., and at Bamboo bar near the Police Box on the beach.

-- Another web-site has drawn my att'n. to the flg. web-site wch. has allegations about some aspects of business life in PATTAYA :( -

Fighting for Justice at Andrew Drummond

-- Usual disclaimer. -- Bibi. --

Agreed
 

[quote=Nalong;667776]Andrew Drummond is a certified lunatic mud slinger who has attempted to create a career out of one story and it's been going on for donkey years.


I agree. Most all newspaper articles I've read that Drummond has written have all smacked of sensationalist, muck-raking garbage. Journalism at its most perverse.

-- Last fri., (27th.), I went to DONGTAN BEACH - JOMTIEN; arr'd. around mid-a'noon. and went to my usual concession, (in front of AVALON HTL. and by the 1st. hawng nahm), that's run by Khun Om - wearing a short, tightly wound & rainbow colored sarong with one end looped over his shoulder - assisted by Khun Liaow - dressed in a black tank top over a tight pr, of bk. briefs: attentive young men, the latter especially who sat-on my lap and - after a while - offered to shew me where the hawng nahm is! ;)
- Not too many beach-chairs occupied; so the pr. of young men had plenty of time to play around. I noticed that the young man at the next concession - wearing a pr. of short & v. tight red colored trunks wch left little if anything to one's imagination - was also busy shewing-off his body; facially I'd say that he's no longer in the first flush of youth; but still - to these olde & tired eyes - a desireable body.
- All of the usual beach traders offering the customary svces, trinkets and so on and so forth.

-- My man friend and I went there on the sat. a'noon.. Khun Om was LESS his previously exuberant self and Liaow was having the day off.
- Again not all that busy, possibly because the weather was cloudy dull?
-- Bibi. --

-- Fri. evening I went to ROCK HARD BAR - JOMTIEN COMPLEX; arr'd. around 21-30.hrs. to what I saw is an Host Bar.
- Not busy, (possibly I was there too early)?
- I went inside at sat towards the rear wall, where - after a while - I was joined by Khun Boi: 21YO. from I-San and who'd been working there only a few weeks.
- We moved across to the other side where Khun Boi positioned the portable drinks' stand and the curtain to make a little alcove and to give us some privacy. Needless to write we were both willing and I smoked him to an happy ending.
- For his soft drink and for my whisky & water I was charged 120.Bh..
-- Bibi. --

-- Sun., (01st.), a'noon. - as my man-friend had to work in his office before going to BKK. early on the flg. monday - I went alone to SANSUK SAUNA, wch. is about 40mins. leisurely walk from BOYZTOWN:
- addr.: Tnn. Thappraya, soi 11., moo 10.,
Nongprue, Banglamung, Chonburi 20260..
- tel.: 038-36 43 55.
- web: Sansuk Sauna & Guesthouse Pattaya, Thailand
- hrs. 15.oo. until ????
- adm'n.: 180.Bh..

-- Layout:
0.1.- Indoors:
0.1.1.- Recept'n.;
0.1.2.- Locker room; one collects the key from the boi on duty there. Lockers are approx. 18.x24.ins.; 2 std. sized towels but no Condom or Lube. provided. Toilet. Mouth wash provided. Small Steam room & shower. Bar & rest't. - the latter seating around 50.persons.
0.2.- Outdoors:
0.2.1.- Swimming pool - approx. 16.x32ft. with a cascade at the deeper end.
0.2.2.- Circular Jacuzzi.
0.2.3.- 12 recliners covered with vinyl covered padding, (much more comfortable that BABYLON SAUNA.). Also chairs,tables and umbrellas.
1..- 1st. floor:
1.1.- Dark rooms, one of wch. has a sling. While all dk. rms. have doors none has a lock, so it's customary for users to slide the bed to block the door.
1.2.- Toilets & showers.
1.3.- On the balcony are 3 fair sized massage rooms, each with a std. sized table, en-suite toilets, showers etc..
2.- 2nd. fl.:
2.1.- Large steam room; also dry-heat sauna.
2.2.- Toilets & showers.
2.3.- Large and seemingly under-used Sitting room that leads-out to a balcony.
3.- TOP fl.:
3.1.- Large space with slatted board flooring: dimly lit; furnished with a padded table and a couple of padded benches .

-- ETA. 15.30.hrs..
- Plenty of elderly farangs in evidence, some with their Thai boyz.
- MORE Thais starting arriving around 17.30.hrs..
- I noticed that many farangs were busy enjoying eachother, often with the doors wide OPEN, around wch. crowded many voyeurs; thus plenty of oportunities for fingers to do some walking - ha!
- As a 'New **** on the block.' I enjoyed a certain amt. of welcum att'n.!
- I supped at around 19.30.hrs.; prices comparable or slightly cheaper than BABYLON: for 1xLasagne, 1 glass red wine, 1 glass soft drink and 1xcoffee I was charged 340.Bh.. Waiter svce. attentive and not pushy.
- Many Thais started to leave around 21.hrs..
- I left around 22.20.hrs.; just as the Receptionist was making a PA. call that the sauna would be CLOSING in 20mins. time.
-- Worth re-visiting.;):)

-- There is also SANSUK GH. as part of the complex.
- Rates are 2,000.Bh. per diem to incl. b'fast. and one free pass into the sauna.
-- Bibi. --

[quote=sextile;668679]-- Fri. evening I went to ROCK HARD BAR - JOMTIEN COMPLEX; arr'd. around 21-30.hrs. to what I saw is an Host Bar.
- Not busy, (possibly I was there too early)?
- I went inside at sat towards the rear wall, where - after a while - I was joined by Khun Boi: 21YO. from I-San and who'd been working there only a few weeks.


He he. He tells every one that... Boi has been there at least 6 months... a willing cutie :)

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-- Well,he wasn't backward in cuming forward, that's 100%. for sure!
-- Bibi. --

Muscular guys
 

Hello,

As I can read, there are not a lot of muscular boys in Pattaya. Are there particular bars where it is easier to find muscular boys ? I think bodybuilding types is not possible but maybe great shape with 6 packs abs.

Cheers,
Lionel.

That's why all the chicken hawks live and visit there.

Unfortunately Crystal Boys closed 6 months ago. It was the only real muscle bar in Pattaya. Apart from that it's pot luck and you may find the odd "body beautiful" in Boys, Boys, Boys, - Wild West Boys and Copa Bar , all in the 3 Boystown sois. Avoid Sunnee and Jomtien if u want muscle.

-- Recently I came-across the flg. web-site that might be of some possible interest -
Doug's Thailand - FreeBlogNetwork.com
-- Usual disclaimer. -- Bibi. --

Whoa...that is really sad.

Someone should get over to Boys Bangkok, as a humanitarian gesture, and tell Mr. Ocomo that he's got a real walking ATM opportunity on the line and that he shouldn't let it walk on by.

And a lot more besides! Those messages from The Boys are sadly pathetic. I'm sure many of us have fallen for a boy or two over the years, but these correspondents seem to be leading lives of appalling innocence in a variation of cloud cuckoo land. Or are they perhaps just incredibly lonely?

-- I fear lest you may well be correct.
- Seeing some of the pathetic-looking & elderly farangs, (such as 'The Pest.'), patrolling-around SILOM COMPLEX SHOPPING PLAZA, BIG C - R'DAMRI. and suchlike I can see u'stand. their feelings of incredible loneliness.
- But possibly after yrs. of easy living with their two-martini lunches. etc.. they've allowed their bodies - and probably their minds, too - to deteriorate so that few if any self-respecting boyz would want to be seen with them. Sad, really.
-- Bibi. --

I always find it interesting to see how people project their own unconscious fears onto others. You can tell a lot about someone's anxieties by the jokes they tell. Too many jokes about Viagra, say, and you know exactly what their problem is (at least as seen by themselves). Similarly, this sort of message tells us a lot about the writer's unconscious anxieties about getting old.

-- And just how olde do you imagine that I am?
- Mirror, mirror on the wall pray continue your analysis - others' views of oneself are often useful correctives, don't you think?
- 'Oh for the gift that God would gi'e us
'To see ourselves as others see us.'. (R. Burns.),.
-- Bibi. --

I thought I might strike a nerve. :D

-- A good try; better luck next time - ha! :rolleyes:
-- Bibi. --

We are of one mind about sextile then? Sensational!