I was in Nature Boys at Christmas and I'm sorry to report that for the second time I was the victim of a pick pocket. I reported about six months ago that one of the boys took money from my trousers when they were taken off.

I really don't feel I can complain too much if I allow my trousers to be taken off in a public bar. On that occasion I got all my money back.

At Christmas I was very careful to keep an eye on my money which was in a zipped pocket. But once again I got separated from my trousers (I never learn, heat of the moment etc etc) and when I went to settle up some money had gone.

Not as much as the previous time and to be honest I was so impressed and surprised that anyone had managed it that I didn't make much of it.

I only had the amount with me I was going to tip anyway so the others just got less. Though I have to say that I've little doubt that they were all aware of what was going on.

Other than that I'd had a great time in a completely empty bar with four boys all over me and things went further than I expected so I wasn't inclined to complain too much as frankly it was worth it.

I have to repeat that I blame myself as much as the boy or boys responsible but be careful if you do visit.

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I have never encountered any theft problems in any bars in Thailand, but Chuai-Duai's experience just illustrates the importance of making sure your cash is safely tucked away - and preferably nowhere near your trousers if there's a chance of them coming off.

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-- The olde English proverb that starts: 'Once bitten ... ,' springs to mind.
- That's why for all the shirts that I wear when cruising, visiting bars etc. etc. I have inside and breast pockets made. Local tailors will do this for one quickly and cheaply - even the ones working on the sidewalks will complete in a few hrs. if one's in that much of an hurry.
-- Bibi. --

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Anyone ever thought of keeping money in your socks? This has always worked for me. A quick trip to the hawng-nam just before pay-up time comes and I have cash in hand.

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Or even your mittens.

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Now how do you get your daks off in Nature Boy Chuai Duai. It is so small and of course open the door and you are in the street literally!! Are you brave or clever or may be you do it in the tiny bog... Which is it?

I go to NB's whenever in LOS. Have a bit of a play but never without my own daks. And yes Taoboxer has it right. Just roll those bahties into a tube and stuff them in the inside sock against ya skin so you can feel it when you walk and as he says a quick trip to the lattie prior to coughing up and voila, u have dough.

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It is small but if you have some willing help it's quite possible.

I sat down on one of the small chairs with my back against the wall and facing across the narrow bar. Two willing boys sat either side of me and held my legs out across their laps. They co-operated in removing first my trousers and them my underwear. A fifth boy who briefly joined us seemed to find it amusing to take off my shirt so that left me naked.

I got the strong impression that the whole lot were enjoying a private joke at my expense as they tried to see how far they could go. I have some basic Thai but not enough to understand much of what they were saying. Of course it helped that I was a very willing "victim". I just love being naked in public so I had no worries about other customers coming in etc but this was on an evening when there was nobody else about. Even the traders in Patpong packed up early.

I suspect the boys felt that I was the only chance they were going to get for a tip that night. I got blow jobs from two of the boys and also some finger (with a condom). When I eventually came I was told "that will cost you extra".

With hindsight it was unwise, I know, but at the time it was great.

I visit Bangkok so rarely these days and only ever for one day at a time that I like to make the best of a visit to Nature Boys.

I was once fucked over the bar in "Golden Cock" but that was about 15 years ago when an American customer paid to have the door locked and those of us who were there at the time benefited from his generosity.

Happy memories...

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-- Well, that is a new trick to pull on customers!
- I've been told before that should I smoke a boi to an Happy Ending then I would have to pay the bar an extra 300.Bh., (equiv. to an off fee.),.
- Thanx for the warning.
-- Bibi.. --

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One time in a farangland, a boy went hunting in a forest.

He sees a huge butt ugly bear, take aim and misses. The bear looks at the boy and says: "Boy why did you do that? I guess I have to teach you a lesson so you will never do it again". The bear grabs the boy and f**ks him real hard.

The next day the boy goes to the forest to hunt again. He sees the same bear, takes aim, shoots and misses again. The bear looks at the boy and says: "Boy, you did not learn your lesson. I think I will have to teach you again". The bear grabs the boy and f***s him even harder.

On the third day, the boy goes to the forest to hunt again. He sees the same bear, takes aim, shoots and misses again. The bear looks at the boy and says: "Boy, this isn't about hunting, is it?"

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Yes, this is my policy too, and has always worked well, except twice. The first time, while walking, the notes road up without my being aware of it and fell out. The second time was more complicated. I was in a massage joint and found I had tipped the masseur more than I originally intended for a very good experience. When I came to pay at the desk I found I didn't have enough enough cash in my pockets to pay the the bill - though there was plenty in my left sock. The owner began to look darkly at me and I was fairly embarrassed. So, to his evident puzzlement, I said I was going to the toilet. VERY suspicious! He looked a bit surprised when I returned with a fistful of folded baht, and, still rather confused, I cracked a very silly joke to smooth matters over. I said when I ran out of money I always went to the toilet, reached into it, and came up, magically, with the money I needed. He found the idea funny and immediately announced it to the 20-or-so boys in the room. There were squeals of delighted laughter and within seconds I was besieged by 20 boys determined to have a bit of sanuk. "I go toilet with you get money" - "Me first" - "Have long arm" - a riot of jostling and send-up. Unintentionally, I had created for them a fantasy of endless supplies of money that left the idea of a farang ATM standing.

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And I suppose when you took them in one by one and had them 'reach up' and they don't find anythng you can stand up 'hrummph' and say "You've done a great job but your just not long enough!! Send in the next one!"

Regarding money in socks one must try to slide it into the instep. I know that when one has a minor irritation the mind filters it out so you have to practice ZEN mindfulness of the irritation in you shoe.
AND BE AWARE...

What a load of sh*t but it works for me.

I remember one time being blowjobbed in the Prince while this little slut nicked 60 baht out of my pocket. Me the big FOQ slut did not realise until after he had left in somewhat of hurry. I caught sight of him making his way at speed in the low light up the isle of the theatre being pursued at first slowly and then with alacrity by some other similarly and probably not as forgiving locals.

As the vast bulk of my fortune (2 x 500 bahties in a tight roll in me sox) was lower down my beautiful body (in the dark with the light behind me) I quietly retired to a seat without an exposed spring-trouser-ripper and snapped the top of a tiger.

Ahhhh the pleasure as my mouth was so dry.

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You've gotta be careful about keeping money in the socks/shoes. It's considered disrespectful to the King, as his picture is on the money. And you know that the foot is considered to be the most disrespectful part of the body.

I always carry my clothes with me to the toilet. No one ever says anything and if they did, then that's a clear indication that you don't want to leave your clothes with them. That goes whether the guy goes with you to the shower, or not.

Don't let your clothes out of your site. Simple rule.

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Why would this be a problem? Isn't the whole point so the boys don't know where the money is? If you go into the toilet to take it out afterwards, who will see where you take it from?

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There are fewer and fewer people who believe in such hogwash nowadays -- especially among the young generation.

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