-- 23rd. evening I went to CARTIER'S., my curiosity having been aroused by the above extract.

- Herewith walking dir'ns. -
1.- Walk along Pattaya 2nd. rd. in the same dir'n. as the road-traffic;
2.- STOP when you see MIKE'S SHOPPING CENTRE on your LHS., (it is a tall, thin & multi-story dept. store. set-back from the rd. with a 'bus./car pk. in front, and is between sois 11 & 12.),;
3.- On yr. RIGHT you will see DIANA HTL. and soi 13., (aka. Soi Diana.),;
4.- TURN RIGHT and walk-along soi 13.;
5.- Cross straight over Soi Buakhae at the next i'sect., where you'll see FAMILY MART & 7/11. on opp. corners;
6.- You are now in Soi Lengkee 1.;
7.- Walk maybe a couple of hundred yds. and you'll see CARTIER'S illuminated sign on yr. LHS.;
8.- Total leisurely walking-time from VC. HTL. would be about 35 mins..
- If you go to Google Earth then there are a couple of photos.: 'Looking up Soi Lengkee 1.' shewing quite clearly the weirdly & wonderfully named OPEY DE PLACE on the [b]RHS.[/B]; CARTIER'S is a few yds. farther along and on the opp., LHS., side;
- Google Earth co-ords.: roughly 100-53-09.E.x12-55-41.N.;
- further info. from > http://www.shamelessmack.wordpress.com <
-- NB.: You might have to scroll and to search-around for it, but it's there somewhere!

-- ETA.: 21.45.hrs. approx.;
- Largish seating space, seating is either two or three-seater black sofas wch. have seen better days but are not uncomfortable; the sofas face a std. theatre-type stage that is two floors high, (rather like BKK's. JUPITER or TAWAN BARS.), and has a walkway around at its UPPER level and a couple of ladders and a Fireman's Pole DOWN.
- At that time I was the only customer.
- Four boys, wearing tight fitting & tan briefs slid-down the pole and started dancing - but not too energetically. Three of them are well-endowed by Thai stds. - but only one was displaying a number. After a while other boyz appeared on the stage.
- All drinks are 200.Bh.!
- The M'san. - a mature, plumpish & slightly effem. type - told me that their show would be starting soon. So I asked him to bring-over one of the R&F. a go-go boyz, whose name I cannot remember,(apologies.), tallish, slim, narrow face and short hair-cut.
- 22.25.hrs. house lts. dimmed - by wch. time there were a couple or three MORE customers..
- I sha'n't detail the individual acts -they were all performed by the IN-House boyz - there were some dozen of them; the first nine or so had the boyz clothed to a greater or lesser degree;
- Then two naked boyz with flour. pt. did a limbo dance;
- Ante-penultimately one of the a/m. two, (in fact the boi who sat with me.), did a a shower act;
- Penultimately another boi performed a putting act;
- Finally the 'Putting.' boi was smoked by another; the pr. of them walked amongst us voyeurs. - the 'Putting.' boi is well-endowed in anyone's language! As I can vouch.
- Hse. lts. ON again at around 23.15.hrs..
- All nine boyz back on stage; the 'Putting.' boi is either #53. or #63., (difficult for me to determine wch., but probably #53.),.

-- As a non-Pattaya person I'd say that CARTIER'S is the only Pattaya bar that puts-on a show.
-- A long way to walk, but possibly worth the effort?

-- Interestingly enough I mentioned CARTIER'S to another farang, who's a long term resident of Pattaya, and who replied that he'd never heard of it.

-- E&OE.. -- Usual disclaimer. --

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