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Old 20th October 2006, 02:19 PM
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Strangest place you have Jacked Off...

Lets hear everbodys stories about the wierds or strangest place you have jacked off.

For me two places come to mind.
First is Point Mallard in Decatur, AL. Point Mallard is a water park beside the back waters of the TN river. The had a beach and roped off swimming area. I was about 15 and swam out to the rope and sat on it. Only my shoulders and above were visable above the water. I proceeded to pull my cock out of my bathing suit and ended up blowing my load in the water.

The second place that comes to mind is DFW airport.
I was 18 and had to get there about 5 am to catch a flight. I went to the bathroom to pee. I am standing at the urinal and the urge hit me to crank one off. It was pretty deserted so I started stroking and blew a nice load into the urinal.

So lets hear some of your stories...
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Old 21st October 2006, 05:35 AM
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flashbacks are fun

back seat of a delta 88. leaning over the front bench seat while a friend was wiring a radio. talking to him the whole time.
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Old 21st October 2006, 08:36 AM
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i would say i jacked off in the locker room at college.
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Old 21st October 2006, 09:49 AM
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A few weeks ago on a park bench at the local forest preserve in one of the picnic shelters. There was nobody up there, so I took off my shorts, hopped up on the top of the bench and started stroking my rock hard cock. It took me about 2 minutes to shoot one of those loads that flies 3 feet up in the air.
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Old 21st October 2006, 10:27 AM
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In the laundry room of an apartment building I lived in. There were a pair of panties from one of the tenants in the dryer there. I took them out and I kind of draped them over my cock and started stroking. I put them back before I shot my load. All that week I was wondering if she was wearing those panties.
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Old 22nd October 2006, 06:20 AM
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i had gone to meet a buddy in the bathroom of a mall. i gave him some head, bent over the toilet so he could fuck me, finished him off with my mouth so i could drink down his big load. finally i leaned back and jacked off into the toilet.

there's always the rush i get from strokin a load out cruisin down the highway. if it's a long trip (more than an hour) i'll strip down while i do it. although there was a time when i was driving home from the bar. i was really horny and stipped down. there's an army base between the bar and my house so i took the main road through it to get home. the load i shot that nite hit my shoulder.
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Old 22nd October 2006, 09:40 AM
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Gosh, where HAVEN'T I jacked off?

I've jacked off all over the place. Some of the "strangest" places might be:

Construction site

Retail store stockroom

Alley/Street

Toilet on a train

That's about all I can think of that might be considered strange.
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Old 22nd October 2006, 01:06 PM
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When I was around 18. A few times I went up to the top of this parking structure downtown and jacked off and let my load fly down the stairwell from the 5th floor.
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Old 22nd October 2006, 11:03 PM
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About ten years ago, I jacked off my buddy in an elevator full of tourists in the Empire State Building in NYC. When you descend from the upper observation deck, you have to change elevators midway down. So we suspended the activity when changing elevators (leaving him with a considerable bulge) and then resumed on the lower elevator....very wet by the time we got to street level!!
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Old 23rd October 2006, 02:31 AM
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During geometry class my sophmore year in high school.

There was a hole in my pocket. I make the hole larger, fished my dick through it an gently started working on it. Caught the load in my handkerchief.
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Old 24th October 2006, 08:24 PM
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when i was 13 in the car next to my dad with a pillow covering me (I dont know if he knew or not)

in a parking lot at night

college library

at work

i love jerking off...
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Old 25th October 2006, 04:42 AM
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years ago, while traveling across the the country on a greyhound bus, i was sitting next to a guy in the seat right behind the driver. it was winter and and night and we had our jackets over us,, our legs kept bumping and hands started to travel and next thing you know ,, we are jerking each other off.. Never did get his name , as a matter of fact, after the initial Hi, we never did speak..

also on an amtrak train,, a ciity bus, dept. store, barnes and noble boook store.. I guess i used to like to jerk off a lot.. now i prefer getting head out in the park somewhere..
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Old 26th October 2006, 07:04 PM
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I love jacking off in public bathrooms,,,I have done it on a train,,,,I use to be a flight attedant and use to love doing it in the plane bathroom or at an airport and the dirtier the toilet and the seat the better,,,I use to pretend someones face was underneath it when i was jacking off sucking on my shaved hole and then flush him down
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Old 26th October 2006, 11:26 PM
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Planes, trains and automobiles...

The strangest that comes to mind right now was an overnight transpacific flight to LA. The plane was pretty empty so I took a whole center row so I could sleep, and since I only sleep well naked, I covered myself with blankets and stripped completely underneath. Had a great nap, but woke with a chub. Since it was still dark, i slipped my hand down to caress my stiffy, then started a nice, leisurely stroke that peaked with a nice gusher and a big sigh. The lights came up a little too soon and getting redressed was a bit of a challenge, moreso because of the stickiness. But I don't think anyone was any the wiser.
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Old 27th October 2006, 05:10 AM
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When I was about 13, my parents bought something that came in a big card board box, I had the box outside next to our lot ,we were playing football, I decided to take a break, got in the box and suddenly got hard, started rubbing and before I knew it I was beatin the meat and blew off in the box, the kool part was my buddy's were playing football not 15 feet away and never knew, sure they saw the box rocking.
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