Strangest place you have Jacked Off... - Page 2

LuvSuckinCock · #16 31st October 2006, 12:43 PM

just about every place i have ever worked....in their bathrooms.
numerous college campus bathrooms.

im my tent in the army.

rand_dude · #17 31st October 2006, 02:58 PM

dang... i've jo in lots of places. Strangest place was probably in the aisle of a department store. Was about 19 i think. was shopping for clothes and there was this really hot chick in the next aisle wearing really short shorts... popped a bone in my shorts and started playing pocket pool with it... wasn't expecting to shoot..just wanted to play with my dick while i was watching her... but it started feeling too good... so i got up close to the pants hanging there, reached up my shorts leg, pulled out my bone and shot on the floor, with the pants hiding what i was doing.

also: on the top floor of the Transco Tower in Houston looking right down at the street 72 stories below.

in my truck, like every other week.

in the sauna and steamroom at the gym late at night after workout... like once a week... like once a month with other guys in there.

in my best friends bed in high school... was staying over there and found his handcream and his cumrag next to his bed beside the wall.... lubed my dick, jacked and shot into the rag then put them both back on the floor where i found them. (also jacked naked wearing nothing but his varsity jacket a coulpe times when he left it in my car.)

In the Grove Street Cemetery in New haven when i used to live there. (was late at night)

hump_me · #18 1st November 2006, 03:18 PM

In a customer's computer room while working on their system... standing behind a piece of equipment in the corner, hidden from the shoulders down.

In my cube at work late one night, coworkers just over the cube wall, with someone on the phone talking dirty to me.

On my knees completely naked except for a pair of lace panties in the middle of a large, empty shopping mall parking lot, brightly lit. It was about 3 AM on a Sunday or Monday morning, don't remember which. I was probably 50 feet from my parked car, just for the added thrill.

I'm sure I'll remember others as I think about it.

post4hole · #19 5th November 2006, 06:15 PM

Alright guys, been reading this thread for a few days now, and wasn't sure if I should add this one....but what the f**k...here goes! I used to work for a pizza place. I came in before everyone else to make pizza dough. I jacked off into the dough while it was mixing. Several people ate pizza with my cum in it that day. I'm bad, I know.

LuvSuckinCock · #20 6th November 2006, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by post4hole
Alright guys, been reading this thread for a few days now, and wasn't sure if I should add this one....but what the f**k...here goes! I used to work for a pizza place. I came in before everyone else to make pizza dough. I jacked off into the dough while it was mixing. Several people ate pizza with my cum in it that day. I'm bad, I know.

Damn...and I thoguht I was bad. I made potato salad for a party once. i knew that this jerk of a guy would be there, he wasn't very nice. so an hour or 2 before when I was mixing it up and stirring it...i shot 2 thick HUGE loads into it!
Interesting thing about it, my potato salad was a huge hit at the party. All the women were raving how delicious it was and they couldn't put their finger on the secret recipe.

Specific200 · #21 9th November 2006, 01:12 AM

Oh fuck! hahaha

When I was younger living near Los Angeles. I'd make trips out in teh middle of teh week to search for the short miniskirt wearing babes who were solo. Mon-Fri was ALWAYS teh best. This is becsaue all of the "shopopers" and otehr weekend warriors are at work. You would be surprised what single and married woemn wear--or don't wear--if you can get out during the week.

Lots of times they are jsut squirming to catch a dudes eye and show off--but very discreet and never any eye contact. This isn't a pick up but a voy exhibitionist game. Those who know understand.

Anyway, I'd do waht the other guy would do--find a gal in ashort ass skirt or wiht her ass hanging out 3 inches on eqach side in a department store or Peir One Improts, etc. and angle myself to get a good shot and be invisible to cameras. Then pull my cock out of the side of my cut off swaets and jerk it all over the floor.

I did this so many times all over west LA I can't report them all:
Targets (especially out in the garden section), Peir one imports--there use to be this gal years ago (1990s) that would work closing. She was about 5'8" and ALWAYS had this REALLY short skirt on. She'd bend over all over the place and always wore a thing. I must have jacked off to her 20 times one year. I'm sure she new csaue I'd leave my laod pretty close to her on teh floor. Then just walk quickly out. I never did talk to her, and she was nice looking too.), Barnes and Noble bookstore in Venice and Santa Monica, and in Valencia, Kmart several time to a few gals wearing loose tank tops and bending over, oh man the stories.

I tihnk the last time I did that was years ago, maybe like 215, in teh Ross drees for less in Vencice. I went in about 10 AM and there was a gal wearing a really short skirt trying on shoes. I was pretty brave when she pretty much caught me sqautting down looking at her ass. She didn't say anything and keep trying on shoes. I slide my cock out and jerked a nice load on the carpet and left. Well, that probably wasn't the last time now that I think about it, but it was a long time ago.

Actually I think the last time I did that was after taking a viagra and cheking this relaly nice looking gal out with her thiong showing uo over her low riding shorts. I was in Bed Bath and Beyond and standing up, around 9 PM and no one in the store. I just got behind her while she was sqautitting down looking at something and jerked it off all over the floor.

So many times and so long ago. Shhesh.

isoSLH · #22 9th November 2006, 06:12 PM

Working in the back of an abulance. The patient was asleep did everything I needed to do so I jerked off.

Partner saw me and the next time we both jerked of going to a call. Lucky it was a long run lights and siren.

YankeeFan · #23 12th November 2006, 06:49 PM

In TONS of college campus bathrooms....love havin the guys hear me stroke my meat and moaning the whole time. One time, visiting my alma mater, I was jo with the stall door open, but standing up (like I was takin a piss). It was parents' weekend and this college Dad came in and ended up takign my 24-yo (at the time) laod down his throat.

hump_me · #24 12th November 2006, 08:20 PM

Gigboy -- I think I made it through basic training without jerking off more than a time or two. We were exhausted most of the time, and there was never any privacy at all. I think I did manage to stroke out a load late one night when I was on fire watch, but that was it.

Once I got out of basic and was in my MOS school it was non-stop fucking, but all with women. No guy-guy action in the barracks at all, way too risky. I did get sucked & fucked a couple of times while on the road on my motorcycle. I was the stereotypical hot, hard-body Army guy on a bike, and was a little bit in demand.

Throbbin_9 · #25 14th November 2006, 11:10 PM

so many places, so little time.

i've jacked off in the back of a bus. i've jacked off at almost every job that i had - from warehouses, in parks, in trucks in a car.

but next to bookstores and peepshows, my favorite place was in a college campus library bathroom during the summer or late in the evening around dinner time when there wouldn't be too much traffic. i jacked off so many times standing up at a urinal or sitting down in a stall. one of the best times was jacking in a stall sitting down with a condom on and having lots of pre-cum in the thing, so when i stroked it made a lot of sloshy sounds. i was so into it that i barely noticed the guy coming into the stall next to me. i waited some time for him to finish his business, but he stayed so i just continued where i left off, jacking my meat. apparently, i was making intriguing noises because the dude peaked under the stall and saw me stroking my condom encased raging hard-on. i got over being startled and noticed that he licked his lips and asked if he could join me. i let him in the stall where he took off the condom and jacked me and blew me and i came so intensely in his mouth.

Indy_bi_guy · #26 23rd November 2006, 10:24 AM

The strangest to be jacked off was in a hot tub on a cruise ship with three other people in it, broad daylight. The bubbles hid what my wife was doing and we got away with it until I shot my load and grunted a bit too loud. Wife says the two women got a shocked look on their face an immediatly got out.

As for solo jacking, a department store dressing room with only slats in the doors. Also my office at work.

Specific200 · #27 23rd November 2006, 09:46 PM

Just a reminder that those who think jacking off in other people's food is funny, you could be eating someone's puried terd , throat luggie, or bloody scab right now. Still funny?

9in4XXX · #28 24th November 2006, 06:48 PM

When I first was XXXperimenting with myself (12 or 13 years old), I would peddle my bike down to the local park and go into a cabbose that was parked all by itself in the back of the park. I would climb up to the upper part of the cabbose unto the chairs and position myself to where I would do pushups that would enable me to grind my cock against the wooden benches arm until orgasm. The cool thing about doing it in the cabbose was that sometimes I would be in the top section beating off watching young couples getting it on while parked in the parking lot next to the cabbose. They never expected me being in the cabbose as I hid my bike on the other side of the cabbose. I also grinded my cock to the monkey bars in another part of this park.

i69nwin · #29 26th November 2006, 08:22 AM

I have jacked off nearly everywhere.

In college, bathroom, libraries, girlfriends dorm room, empty classroom and a bathroom at a party with people waiting in line.

Out of school, I have done it in the office, bathroom at the office, in my car in the parking garage, in dressing room at a suit clothier,

I just love to jerk off. It is a habit that is not going anywhere anytime soon.

topmanaustin · #30 28th November 2006, 08:37 PM

lots of places...many airports, flights, a bus, a train, lots of parks, hotel swimming pools (sometimes getting a nice enema from a jet), at work, in the back seat of my parents car on a road trip, dressing rooms, college library and other buildings, in the car while driving down the interstate, rest areas,