Well, that got your attention, didn't it!! Recently I have seen several pickups, SUVs, and even a semi tractor with what appears to be a scrotom containing a pair of balls hanging from the back (usually the trailer hitch). Most seem to be molded from rubber, but the semi had what looked like two tennis balls in a nylon bag. It this supposed to be some kind of sign (hoping)?

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Sorry to disappoint you SamAdams, but they are a novelty item that guys use to say "This truck has balls."

You can see for yourself at this link: www.trucknutz.com

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Yeap, that's them......damn

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Wow. What will they think of next?

I do like this better than chrome naked lady mudflap attire. Sure haven't noticed these just yet, though.

Honestly... it's far too obnoxious, but good for a laugh. I know what's going to happen, though: by the next time my Mom comes to visit, these damn things will be dangling from every truck in the Southeast. I'll be driving around pointing out the Oleander and Hibiscus to Mom along the coastal regions, and she'll be gazing ahead, pointing to a pair of big, blue balls dangling from the back of a truck. "What is that?" she'll ask...

I just spent several days searching out truck enthusiast forums for directions on how to remove my shifter knob -- it seemed like this apparently simple task was much more difficult than I thought: finding the answer took forever. Yet I never ran across any reference to these testicular decorations. It's only a matter of time, I'm sure.

Incidentally, for Ford vehicles -- you just pull like hell on the shifter knob after leaving your truck in the sun for a few hours. The glue will be soft enough by that time and the freaking thing will just pop right off. Three days of searching and the answer is "pull it."

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Speaking of big balls, is anyone as turned on as I am by a pair of big, low hanging balls? I find a guy's nuts the sexy part of his body (cock is not bad either). I love taking a guy's big, low hangers in my mouth and licking and sucking on them. I could do it for hours and especially love when a guy tea-bags me (lowering his nuts into my waiting, open mouth). Do you guys with big hangers enjoy having your balls worked on as much as I enjoy working on them?

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Scruffy,

The world would certainly be a better place if eveyone took your advice to just "pull it".

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Big low hangers are great! Unfortunely in a blow and go situation guys rarely pull their balls out of their pants.

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GWT,

You can always help them. Reach in and pull them out yourself. Or at least push the pants material back enough to let the guy's balls show. Don't deprive yourself, man.

I began seeing those metal bull balls hanging off trucks and trailers a couple years ago. Since I am in the center of sexual repression hell, I knew there was no sexual connotation to them. I just figured they were another redneck truck accessory, like the naked woman or Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

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Interesting. Even in a blow and go scene, I manage to get my shorts down enough to take my balls out, too. It also feels better and is, presumably, nicer for the guy to shove his face against skin instead of an open zipper.

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I can get my own balls out ok, it's the other guys balls I want to get my hands on. I always try to reach in and offer a helping hand, but some guys just want their dick out and that's it. Must be some kind of ball phobia.

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Now THAT I've noticed from time to time. No idea why this is. Yet I've been stewing about something sort of related, which I'll get around to posting sometime soon.

I do wonder if some guys have had other dudes be too aggressive with their balls and now shy away from it, which would be forgivable, I suppose. I'll have to admit that a few men have squeezed and pulled on my nuts too hard, which leads to that knot-feeling in the lower abdomen. Usually it's not a problem and easy to get them to relax, but some dudes ignore all requests and just go nuts, so to speak.

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I know myself I get puzzled. I can - uhm, "fondle" my own balls and enjoy it, even a little vigorously sometimes... but 8 out of 10 times when someone else gets their hands (or mouth) on my balls it's extremely uncomfortable, even hurts some. (not talking being rough or anything like that) Other times its great!
I have occasionally encountered others who are 'sensitive' that way too.

On the other hand (or mouth) I've had guys delight in jaming my face wanting me to be more forceful orally servicing their nutz. Usually I
go to a guy's nutz to vary the activity and not have him 'finish' too soon. ;-)

Last summer had a guy that commented my no-teeth approach had him mesmerized when he stuffed both in my mouth and directed me to do stuff. lol

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