When jerking-off, many variables play into the kind of ejaculation we experience, such as exercise and rest, illness and medications, our physiology, “edging,” and the amount of time from our last ejaculation. However, the manner in which we regularly blow our loads usually falls under one of the following categories: Gush, Spurt, or Blast.

So how about sharing with your fellow horndogs how YOU typically cum when cranking out a load. Does your cock end up coated in the good stuff (Gush)? Do you leave a nice puddle in your navel (Spurt)? Or are you leaving your signature-in-cum on your headboard, the ceiling, or on the moon (Blast)?

CATEGORIES:
Gush (flows like white lava)
Spurt (a bit of a kick behind it)
Blast (far-reaching ropes of cum)

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Blast. When I was younger, and on my back, I would routinely shoot ropes of cum onto my face (Ker-SPLAT! Goggles Required); now I shoot up to the base of my neck. My jerk-off sessions are rarely quickies (which result in splatter shots), so I’m something of a Marathon Man (much edging).

I am also in good health and on no medications; I exercise and do Yoga regularly; I don’t smoke, drink, or do drugs; and I’ve been on a vegan diet for many years.

I jerk-off at least once a day, usually before bed, but have been known to crank out 3-5 loads a day (with decreasing velocity) when I have a fever - increased body temperature seems to simultaneously increase my libido. In fact, I’m feeling a bit feverish now…

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According to a recent non-scientific study, the carbon-based life form known as "HappyHole" earned high marks on The Erector Scale for exhibiting an acute orgasmic response in the following anatomical regions:

Neck (long), Nipples (1/4" asleep, 1/2" awake), Penis (6.75 x 5", cut, upward curved and to his right), Testicles (smooth high-riders, wrangled by a cock strap), Anus (aka The Center Of My Universe, an ideal location for tongues, fingers, toys, cocks, and/or fists).

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I used to blast and spurt...mostly a gusher since my early 40s, though I do have the occasional spurt or blast.

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I have a need for seed!

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I have always shot:

thick, BLAST, spurts!

Cums out thick, a lot, and FORCEFUL!

6-8 jets usually, sometimes 10 if its been a while.

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I'm 33yo,Discreet,clean,BiMarried.
i love NUTS too...sucking, lickin, fondling, and tuggin 'em! low Hangers, trimmed or Big balls are all HOT TO me. Willing to try kissin, rimmin, VERS, face fucking, , 69, suckin thru a gloryhole, and pop my cherry.

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If it's a qucikie - it tends to gush. It just sort of spills out into my hand. However, if I take my time while watching porn and bring myself close then back off a few times before finally giving it, I tend to really blast! I love watching a good blast with lots of volume!

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when younger, i was a blaster. massive thick loads, shot ropes for distance. on my back, i hit the headboard and splashed on my hair and face. now, mainly gush ... except for those times of tremendous edging...mmmmmm

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In high school, I would be sitting in a chair in my room jacking off and all I had to do was lean back a liitle to give myself a facial. Now, doing the same thing it gets to about nipple level on my chest. I usually cum 2-3 times a day. If I hold off for a day or two, then it is back up on my face. If I am planning on going to a party or sex club, I will hold off for 2-3 days and just edge so I can blast a big load.

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