Some helpful thai words ...
 

-- Here are some helpful Thai words & or phrases -

1. - Chang noi. - Little elephant;
2. - Nong chai. - Li'l. bro.;
3. - Doh mai roo lom. - A perm't. hard-on;
4. - Kamlang seua krong. - Powerful like a Bengal tiger;
5. - Kamlang chang sarn. - P'ful. like an elephant.

-- sources: recent ed'ns. of the freebie. & week-end Guru. & Brunch. - both with yr. BKK. Post. 'paper..

-- E&OE.. -- corr'ns. requested.

-- Having met one's guy/gal the next problem for many is trying to get-away from the stereotypical first few words that all too often can be : 'Hello, what's your name?', 'Where're you from?' etc. etc., with wch. many of us are all too familiar.

-- Last wednesday's, (22nd.), BKK. Post. 'paper. - its Techie. pages - recommended the flg. three web-sites for one's Thai language-improvement:

1. - > Learning Thai the Easy Way <
2. - > Learn to Speak Like a Thai - Home <
3. - > http://www.thaiforbeginners.com <

-- Although, of course, really one does know that the best place to learn any foreign language is in bed! ;) :D

-- Usual disclaimer. --

Not necessarily. It depends on how well your bed partner speaks Thai himself...and some of these boys are not exactly speaking the "King's Thai" if ya know what I mean.

Does anyone know the next words in Thai?

- sucking (sa-moking)
- fucking
- make love
- penis
- to cuddle
- top
- bottom

for me the most used words when..........:o

Without getting either two rude or too clinical, I would use:

- sucking : "sa-moke"
- fucking: "ao kan"
- make love "mii sex"
- penis: "khong"
- to cuddle: "kord kan"
- top: "rook"
- bottom: "rap"

-- Possibly through Amazon books you could order the flg. & useful book -

'Thai for gay tourists.',
- ISBN.: 1-887521-11-9., (ten figure.);
- Author: Khun Saksit Pakdeesiam,
- Publisher: Paiboon Publishing,
-- Addr. #1.: PMB. 192.,
1,442A., Walnut st.,
Berkeley, CA. 94709.;
- web: > http://www.thailao.com <
-- Addr.: #2.: 582, Amarinniwate village,
Sukhapiban road 1,
Bungkum, BKK. 10230.;
- Pub'd. price: 325.Bh., (2006.), (approx. EUR.07.82.; GBP.06.81. & USD.10.77. at today's rate.),.

-- E&OE.. --

I've been frequently told that "penis" is "kuaii" (sic) , followed by a caution not to use the word as its very rude ! So is "khong" both sexy and polite ?

-- According to the a/m. 'Thai for gay Tourists.' - in its Cock Tales, (offensive vocab.), pages:

01. - Ham. - most commonly used word for penis - depending upon when & where used can be rude;
02. - Kuai. - ... one of the most vulgar words in Thai;
03. - Jaio. - is a cute term for penis;
04. - Kawng. - literally means 'thing.', and can mean either m. or f. genitals, non-offensive;
05. - Ai-jan. - lit. means 'Naked guy.', in this case a penis;
06. - Mang gwang. - lit. 'Dragon.' - & refers to an impressively endowed penis;
07. - a: Tawn., b: Lam., c: Teng. & d: Dun.. - are all classifiers for a: piece if wood or log - thus an hard & long penis; b: ditto for a piece or bamboo or stick; c: ditto for different kinds of hard objects & d: ditto for pieces of firewood or long fragments of bones;
08. - Jao-look. - lit. 'Ruler of the world.';
09. - Nok-kao kan. - a roosting turtle-dove and means 'To become hard.';
10. - Saak-ga bua. - a pestle;
11. - Gluai. - a banana -
11.1. - Gluai naam-waa. - a small kind of banana found in TH.;
11.2. - Gluai hawng. - a larger kind of banana, usually found grocery stores catering to farangs;
12. - ma-kua pao. grilled egg-plant or flaccid penis.

-- Enough for starters, don't you think? Good.

-- Usual E&OE., especially for any transliteration faults, wch. are purely my own.

Kuai is very rude.

Khong (or khawng) is more acceptable, and is used very often. "Khawng yai"...big cock (literally, "big thingy".

Not forgetting of course 'Up to you' - laew dtar khun :D

-- I've been told that quite often many Thais, after their arrival as tourists in SYDNEY, head to the well-known harbor to have their photos. taken with the CIRCULAR QUAY sign in the bkgd.! ;)

-- A couple MORE words that may or may not be useful -

1. - Hua-kuai. - Glans.;
2. - Nanghoompai. - the 'skin..

-- #2. caused the talking-boi whom I asked a mixture of embarrassment :o and of a typical young man's interest! ;)

Eeeeek! The word!!!!

-- Included expressly - with you in mind, dear Mod. - so that in future one might use the Thai equiv't. of Hua kuai., so as not to cause a blush to mantle those cheeks of yours. :)

I have no trouble with the more colloquial "cock head". Your medical term, though, sends shudders up my spine.