-- Here are some helpful Thai words & or phrases -

1. - Chang noi. - Little elephant;
2. - Nong chai. - Li'l. bro.;
3. - Doh mai roo lom. - A perm't. hard-on;
4. - Kamlang seua krong. - Powerful like a Bengal tiger;
5. - Kamlang chang sarn. - P'ful. like an elephant.

-- sources: recent ed'ns. of the freebie. & week-end Guru. & Brunch. - both with yr. BKK. Post. 'paper..

-- E&OE.. -- corr'ns. requested.

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-- Having met one's guy/gal the next problem for many is trying to get-away from the stereotypical first few words that all too often can be : 'Hello, what's your name?', 'Where're you from?' etc. etc., with wch. many of us are all too familiar.

-- Last wednesday's, (22nd.), BKK. Post. 'paper. - its Techie. pages - recommended the flg. three web-sites for one's Thai language-improvement:

1. - > Learning Thai the Easy Way <
2. - > Learn to Speak Like a Thai - Home <
3. - > http://www.thaiforbeginners.com <

-- Although, of course, really one does know that the best place to learn any foreign language is in bed!

-- Usual disclaimer. --

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Not necessarily. It depends on how well your bed partner speaks Thai himself...and some of these boys are not exactly speaking the "King's Thai" if ya know what I mean.

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Does anyone know the next words in Thai?

- sucking (sa-moking)
- fucking
- make love
- penis
- to cuddle
- top
- bottom

for me the most used words when..........

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Without getting either two rude or too clinical, I would use:

- sucking : "sa-moke"
- fucking: "ao kan"
- make love "mii sex"
- penis: "khong"
- to cuddle: "kord kan"
- top: "rook"
- bottom: "rap"

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I've been frequently told that "penis" is "kuaii" (sic) , followed by a caution not to use the word as its very rude ! So is "khong" both sexy and polite ?

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-- Possibly through Amazon books you could order the flg. & useful book -

'Thai for gay tourists.',
- ISBN.: 1-887521-11-9., (ten figure.);
- Author: Khun Saksit Pakdeesiam,
- Publisher: Paiboon Publishing,
-- Addr. #1.: PMB. 192.,
1,442A., Walnut st.,
Berkeley, CA. 94709.;
- web: > http://www.thailao.com <
-- Addr.: #2.: 582, Amarinniwate village,
Sukhapiban road 1,
Bungkum, BKK. 10230.;
- Pub'd. price: 325.Bh., (2006.), (approx. EUR.07.82.; GBP.06.81. & USD.10.77. at today's rate.),.

-- E&OE.. --

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Following your suggestion, I have ordered and just received from Amazon "Thai for gay tourists" and it really is a must-have. Every question is answered.

Now if only I could remember all those useful words at the right moment !

Thank you for the useful tip !

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A reader on my blog asked the question: What would be the Thai expression for intercrural (or interfemoral) fuck, i.e. fucking between the other person's thighs?

The Tagalog expression apparently is "ipit" - which means to be crushed or caught between.

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"Siab kha" (เสียบขา), literally "stick it between the legs".

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Thanks. A quick look at my simple dictionary indicates that they should be low tone followed by rising tone. Would that be correct?

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-- Today, (07th.), a'noon. I asked a visiting Thai man-friend of mine as to what would the Th. word or expression be?
- After a lot of humming & hawing all he could suggest was the Th. word: 'Yed.', wch. I was given to u'stand. is a GP. word for 'Fuck.'.
-- However, I'll pass-on Khun Icon's posting, (vide supra: #24., and watch my man-friend's reaction - ha!

-- In the evening, and supping alone in THE BALCONY BAR, I was joined by one of my talking-boiz, (at 35YO. not so much of a boi, now - but still a satis. performer.),.
- Naturally I enquired of him?
- He suggested: 'Nam kha.'.

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Would someone know how to translate "rim" in thai ? Thank you for your help !

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"Lang tuu yen", or just "lang tuu" (ล้างตู้เย็น/ล้างตู้). Literally, "to clean the refrigerator".

Don't ask me why.
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"Tuud" means ass or asshole, so probably you'd get a more satisfactory outcome if you left out "yen". ;-)

So, if you stuck out your tongue and wriggled it, and said "Lang Tuud", you can't go wrong.

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