Hi Smart Sexy Tiler. You are correct. Do not confuse this place with Smart Beach on Ratchadaphisek. I thought you had been to The Mall, Bangkhe...also on the route of 547 but much further out. I thought I would never read you saying(or hear you reading?) that "....I suspect, is better gained by taxi than by 'bus.?". 547 or 163 or 15(often free) all go door to door from Silom.
They used to have a web page with all the boys' photos at www.smartbankspa.com but it doesn't work no more, no more! But the place is still operating. Just go and look...they won't mind if you say, "Ok, thanks, I don't have time now but I'll return Tuesday" or some such get-out/excuse.
There is also a similar, but greedier place called Bandung spa across the river...near the Rama 9 bridge/Kasikorn Bank HQ. It can be very off-putting but some boys can be good...but definitely don't commit to anything unless you have completed an exhaustive search or what they are offering. I did find and enjoy a great boy there once.

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-- It's called: TUARUS., [sic].;
- addr.: 41/5, Soi Tarntawan*: Tnn. Suriwong,
BKK., 10500.; - loc'n.: 100,31,45.600E.x13,43,41.880N., (roughly.);
- tel.: (02)-634 3038. -- (085)-910 3344.;
- *NB.: Although the business card's address is as above its loc'n. is off Soi Than Tawan and is actually in Soi Anuman., roughly opp. to NATURE BOYS.

-- I looked-in early this evening, (04th.), and spoke with the Capt. - Khun Jek, who is a well-built young man who speaks good enough English and who seems to know what one needs and wants; PLUS there was the suggestion that the MINIMUM TIPS. of 1,000.oo.Bh. would be appreciated!
- Prices appear to be comparable with other estab's.; eg.: 90mins'. oil-massage at 800.Bh.; but tonight, (04th.), there will be a 50%. DISCOUNT for 90mins. and for 2hrs. svces. - so hurry, hurry along!
- Four hands' massages are available; as are other MORE pers. svces. for wch. Khun Jek should be consulted on a face-to-face basis;
- Most of the masseurs looked to me to be on the younger side and in general are slightly built.
-- Possibly vaut une visite -- Bibi.. --

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-- Yannawa,
- Having experienced several long waits for 'buses. that didn't arrive, or else -although not full - drove-by merrily w/o. stopping, (as happened only this forenoon ), I've become a bit MORE cautious before committing myself to BKK's. 'buses'. system.
- But nos. 15., 163. & 547. all look to be helpful. I daresay that I'll be trekking-out there ere long.
- As ever: many thanks for your dir'ns. etc. etc. - greatly appreciated.
-- Bibi.. --

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Sexy Tiler, you will be welcomed on bus 15 as it originates at Khao San Road and hence all the conductors are tollerant of and familiar with farang shortcomings..like having no change less than Bht1,000 note, or not knowing where they are going or getting on the bus for Khao San road when it's going in the opposite direction, forcing the conductor to take money when it's free! or ringing the bell to stop and then not getting off.
By the way, for anyone not familiar with the free buses, this is how to identify them in advance: 1. They will almost always be bursting at the seams, 2. They are red and non-airconned and 3. They have a wide wide band across the top of the windscreen with Thai writing on it. They also have a smaller version of the same sign in white on the door and a further one on the back window at the bottom.

I saw a good boy at T massage(between Montien and the still-unopened Meridien on Surawongse) this afternoon and he wanted me to go in and I asked for a Thai massage, but he begged me to go for an oil massage (always a good sign and certain indicator of sex on the table). This is a "straight" tourist massage place with tourist Thai massage prices (Bht330/hr). I was about to agree and get stuck in when the lady boss....a VERY soar and rude lady asked for payment in advance, so I told her I never pay in advance and I didn't trust her and told the boy quietly, in front of her, she is a stupid lady and left. I gave the boy my card and a tip and told him I could get him a job in a decent massage place. Just outside the door is Purity massage which today had a better boy who also lusted after me(or my money maybe). So I went in for a Thai massage but the boy also urged me to go oil...so I agreed and into another room with a very good shower area. The boy came and helped me dry, laid me on the bed and proceeded to work on my back by standing at my head with my forehead in his crotch. he is a tall and good-looking boy...from Roi-Et also! So just 15 minutes into the massage and I had his pants down and penis in my mouth. It is a large and thickish penis and the rest of the body is great also. He did mention a Bht1,000 tip, which I immediately agreed to as long a he didn't mind a trip to the atm...which was very ok. Anyway we both came with great gusto on faces and chins and necks and things although, again, he would have welcomed some fucking but I didn't have any condoms...and it's unlikely a straight foot massage place will stock them under the counter. Anyway, we were all finished and washed up in 30 minutes and I left very happy...with the boy's phone number and a request from him to attend private meetings at my home.
Just to emphasize my experience, any massage place can be absolute crap or heaven for me depending entirely upon the boy's body and personality. Facilities and mamasans and prices are a very secondary consideration...but I won't pay in advance.

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Finally in Bangkok
Swasdee!

So to start my yatra I went to Senso Men's Club today and was quite impressed with the dig. An effete thai guy walked up to me and made me sit down while the line up of boys (or should I say HUNKS!) removed their shirts for my benefit. The effete guy sat next to me whispering the various tips for the different masseurs. He asked me to select a masseur, and as I looked up, they all were looking straight at me.
Now to be honest, I am not the most flirtatious person and neither am I bold and to to top it all having all those hunks looking at me with that look "pick me and I'll rock your evening' made me go pink in the cheeks and weak in the knees.
But I did quick glance and the one standing the furthest had this warm smile and a lean well toned physique. But he was the only one who looked at me and gave me a smile that wasn't cocky and call me old fashioned but that worked for me.
His name was Neng and he led me upstairs to a nice clean room with a modest but clean bathroom where he first showered me and then asked me to go lie down while he cleaned himself up.

Neng is around 5'8-5'9", wheatish complexion from Issan with sculpted body and a healthy endowment thats uncircumcised.

I had taken a two hour massage and he spen around 45 mins massaging both me legs and feet and worked every sore spot. Honestly, while I did go there for a good time on the basis of what I have read here, I must say, the massage was so good I was thinking to myself 'to hell with sex....I want this done to me for the next two hours'

After 45 mins he worked my butt for like 15 mins kneading, and using his hands very well to massage the soft spots. I knew he was trying to turn me on and ordinarily I would have responded and I did almost get to that point but I was greedy for the massage. He then sensed that and worked all my back rather well for a long time.

He asked me to turn around and asked me if I wanted to cum. I was feeling all heady and relaxed from the massage and said I wanted to watch him cum instead..... so he sat on top of me and put on a fantastic show and shot all over my stomach, chest face and the first spurt actually went beyond my face.
We still had twenty mins left, he asked what I wanted to do and I told him just to lie with me and he did that. He kept kissing my face, neck, nipples...I felt the guy was trying to hard and asked him to just not worry about it and just lie there with me and then he relaxed. He finally got what I wanted. Just a nice handsome man to lie next to and cuddle up with. We chatted using some sign language and broken english. His english is kinda weak and my thai is limited to swasdee

I told him I was traveling all over thailand and he asked me if I was going alone and I said I was unless he wanted to join me at which he got very excited.
Lying there in those arms, I was the perfect sucker buying my dream vacay but at the moment I did not care. I gave him my number and he gave me his.

As I walked down and paid for my massage I noticed another masseur who looked at me and smiled and lowered his track pants a bit until I could see a bit of his pubes and then he flexed his muscles looking into the mirror at me. The slut in me took over and I forgot all about my magical two hours upstairs. I made a mental note to book this strutting wizard and wondered how big his wand was.

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-- Welcum indeed!
- I hope that we shall read MORE of your valuable reports, making mention especially of the masseurs' names etc. for future ref..
-- Bibi.. --

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wow..peterinmypan....my trip is in Nov and I pray that it comes fast! Got to go to Senso!!!
Anyone been to Sukhothai lately? A friend just got back and old me about the good time he had there...the masseur was sucking his toe and even let him fuck in the small cubicle which I find very uncomfortable the last time I was there.

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I noticed on the Utopia site that they mention a place called X2, in Silom Soi 6. Is this near Solid? Has anyone been there? I did a Search of the thread but came back with no results. Is that the one called Tuarus that sextile mentions?

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X 2 info on Utopia, I think, is old, but the same location as the sauna it talks about is a new go-go bar...I forget the name. It is in the same building as Tuarus massage, but with a restaurant stuck between the two....all more or less opposite Nature and next to Golden Cock. I believe an X 2 sign or two may still be around from years ago when it was also a go-go bar and massage place on the upper floors. More recently it used to be an after-hours disco also.
last night as I walked by, there were massage boys in the street and go-go boys also in the street urging passers-by to go in. I like some of the boys in both places.
Both places are no more than a few yards from Solid.

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Thanks. I'm staying at Tarntawan Hotel after New Year so I'll drop by both places - it saves having to cross Suriwong Rd and-or fight through the Patpong touts and beggars.

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-- This evening, (05th.), I went to SILOM MASSAGE -
- addr.: 16, Tnn. Si Lom,
Bang rak.;
- loc'n.: opp. to SILOM COMPLEX SHOPPING PLAZA and by the BTS's. escalator;
- pos'n.: 100-32.192E.x13-43.758N.;
- tel.: (02)-632 7008.;

-- I chose a one hour's foot massage, priced at 250.Bh. PLUS TIPS. to the masseur;
- ETA.: 20.45.hrs.;
- Not at all busy;
- I was assigned to Khun PHOO, who - I would say - would be the type of masseur who would recommend an oil-massage etc. etc.; even although SILOM MASSAGE is not that type of place that would encourage any hanky-panky.

-- Usual disclaimer. -- Bibi.. --

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[ even although SILOM MASSAGE is not that type of place that would encourage any hanky-panky.
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It may not encourage any hanky panky but you can quite often get a happy ending and grope the masseur. However it is not guaranteed and I do go there just expecting a good massage ..... but sometimes things just happen.

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-- Agreed!
- In my experience of going to SILOM MASSAGE Khun JOHN is 100%. straight - so it's no good expecting or asking for any extras from him;
- Khun ART. - or so I'm told - greatly prefers other Thais and then other Orientals; he will not do anything extra with Westerners.
- My prefered masseur - until he left to become Mngr. of BAAN TEWA* - was Khun KOB, who eventually used to visit me in my app't. for massages there.
- Possibly I'll try my y'day's foot-masseur: Khun PHOO sometime in the future?

--* BAAN TEWA,
addr.: 135/8, S. Sathorn, soi 7/1.,
Sathorn, BKK. 10120.;
- loc'n.: behind SGP. Embassy;
- pos'n.: 100-32-01.14E.x13-43-13.92N.;
- BTS.: Chong Nonsi,(S3.);
- tel.: (02)-679 0816.;
- web.: http://www.baantewa.com

-- Usual disclaimers. -- Bibi.. --

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-- This a'noon., (08th.), I decided to visit SMART BANK.

-- from Tnn. Si Lom I caught 'bus. #163.; fare 11Bh., time approx. 30mins. -
- THE MALL - THAPRA comes-up quite visibly on one's RHS. - there is a largish sign on its front.
- The 'bus. from Si Lom stops in front of a branch of KASIKORN BANK and straight across from THE MALL.
- A bit further along is a pedestrian over-bridge into THE MALL.
- From THE MALL walk back, (as though one was returning to BKK.), for approx. 300yds. to Tnn. Ratchada soi 12.; as mentioned in a previous posting there are clearly visible signs for SMART BANG, [sic]! SMART BANK is a few yds. further down soi 12 on one's RHS. - look-up for a dk. blue sign.
- addr.: 189, Tnn.R'phisek., soi 12.,
Thon buri, 10600.;
- pos'n.: 100-28-48.060E.x13-42-38.340N.;
- tel.: (02)-476 7776. -- (01)-4900 777.;
- web.: there is no web-site;
- hrs.: 09-02.oo. daily.

-- I was welcomed by a pleasantly spoken young man with adequate enough English; after chitter-chat of 'Where am I living in BKK.?' and 'How did I get to hear of SMART BANK?', I checked on their svces. - they don't offer a 90mins. oil-massage, their nearest being a 2hrs'. cream massage for 900.Bh., wch. I accepted.
- Masseur Doh no longer works there and Masseur Id had another customer; I thought it unusual that the young man did not know those things himself but had to ask one of the other boyz there.
- I was invited to chose a masseur from their album of photos. In the end I chose one at random: masseur NUT, (whose photo. shewed him as clean-shaven but who sports now some fashionable facial hair.), 21YO. with a small and neat body - no excess fat - from I-San who speaks very little English.
- The massage room is approx. 10x20ft. - half being for the raised massage bed, (roughly queen-sized!), and the other half for the step-in bath, wardrobe and so on.
- There was no soap provided for my pre-massage shower; but mouth-wash was available.
- An initial rub-down with some exfoliating cream, wch. was followed by a shower.
- Then to the cream massage: plenty of att'n. to my feet and I was starting to look-fwd. to a good and a thorough massage; but as the masseur moved-up so the qual. of the massage deteriorated.
- After somewhat LESS than an hr. the masseur judged that it was time for the expected Happy Ending. His **** erected rapidly: of avg. Thai boi size and uncut.
- My questing fingers explored his sweet and little *rs* wch. is firm and neat; however as a result I wasn't too sure about his pers. hygiene - either that or he has a problem in that area?
- Even although mouth-wash was provided I decided that I'd use my own Listerine - just to make MORE certain of my oral hygiene afterwards.
- Even although I had three showers never once did the masseur join me; although he did give me a fresh towel for my final shower - a PLUS point.
- I gave the masseur what I considered an adequate enough TIPS. for the massage and for the time, although his face shewed me otherwise.
- From entering to leaving was approx. 75mins! So much for a two hours' massage,
Not wishing to be judged a Whingeing Pom. I said nothing at the time, but made a mental note for the future.
- Interesting that their welcoming young man wasn't avail. as I was leaving. Instead some shorter and rougher looking character entered and brusquely demanded the 900.Bh. - I noted that although I'd given my masseur his TIPS. he had moved-around to behind that man and between me and the front door.

-- From their Business Card they offer:
1.- Smart Facial Treatment;
2.- Smart Body Scrub;
3.- Smart Body Massage;
4.- Smart Body Bath;
5.- Smart Body Shaper;
6.- Smart Secret's Men - to INCREASE and to strengthen ... .

-- Candidly I've rec'd. better massages and apres-massage delights from INDRA MASSAGE.
- From that one visit- I would hesitate to recommend SMART BANK.
-- Bibi.. --

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No soap? That's it, I won't bother to check it out. Saves me a trip out to Thonburi.

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