Thanks. I'm staying at Tarntawan Hotel after New Year so I'll drop by both places - it saves having to cross Suriwong Rd and-or fight through the Patpong touts and beggars.

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-- This evening, (05th.), I went to SILOM MASSAGE -
- addr.: 16, Tnn. Si Lom,
Bang rak.;
- loc'n.: opp. to SILOM COMPLEX SHOPPING PLAZA and by the BTS's. escalator;
- pos'n.: 100-32.192E.x13-43.758N.;
- tel.: (02)-632 7008.;

-- I chose a one hour's foot massage, priced at 250.Bh. PLUS TIPS. to the masseur;
- ETA.: 20.45.hrs.;
- Not at all busy;
- I was assigned to Khun PHOO, who - I would say - would be the type of masseur who would recommend an oil-massage etc. etc.; even although SILOM MASSAGE is not that type of place that would encourage any hanky-panky.

-- Usual disclaimer. -- Bibi.. --

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It may not encourage any hanky panky but you can quite often get a happy ending and grope the masseur. However it is not guaranteed and I do go there just expecting a good massage ..... but sometimes things just happen.

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-- Agreed!
- In my experience of going to SILOM MASSAGE Khun JOHN is 100%. straight - so it's no good expecting or asking for any extras from him;
- Khun ART. - or so I'm told - greatly prefers other Thais and then other Orientals; he will not do anything extra with Westerners.
- My prefered masseur - until he left to become Mngr. of BAAN TEWA* - was Khun KOB, who eventually used to visit me in my app't. for massages there.
- Possibly I'll try my y'day's foot-masseur: Khun PHOO sometime in the future?

--* BAAN TEWA,
addr.: 135/8, S. Sathorn, soi 7/1.,
Sathorn, BKK. 10120.;
- loc'n.: behind SGP. Embassy;
- pos'n.: 100-32-01.14E.x13-43-13.92N.;
- BTS.: Chong Nonsi,(S3.);
- tel.: (02)-679 0816.;
- web.: http://www.baantewa.com

-- Usual disclaimers. -- Bibi.. --

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-- This a'noon., (08th.), I decided to visit SMART BANK.

-- from Tnn. Si Lom I caught 'bus. #163.; fare 11Bh., time approx. 30mins. -
- THE MALL - THAPRA comes-up quite visibly on one's RHS. - there is a largish sign on its front.
- The 'bus. from Si Lom stops in front of a branch of KASIKORN BANK and straight across from THE MALL.
- A bit further along is a pedestrian over-bridge into THE MALL.
- From THE MALL walk back, (as though one was returning to BKK.), for approx. 300yds. to Tnn. Ratchada soi 12.; as mentioned in a previous posting there are clearly visible signs for SMART BANG, [sic]! SMART BANK is a few yds. further down soi 12 on one's RHS. - look-up for a dk. blue sign.
- addr.: 189, Tnn.R'phisek., soi 12.,
Thon buri, 10600.;
- pos'n.: 100-28-48.060E.x13-42-38.340N.;
- tel.: (02)-476 7776. -- (01)-4900 777.;
- web.: there is no web-site;
- hrs.: 09-02.oo. daily.

-- I was welcomed by a pleasantly spoken young man with adequate enough English; after chitter-chat of 'Where am I living in BKK.?' and 'How did I get to hear of SMART BANK?', I checked on their svces. - they don't offer a 90mins. oil-massage, their nearest being a 2hrs'. cream massage for 900.Bh., wch. I accepted.
- Masseur Doh no longer works there and Masseur Id had another customer; I thought it unusual that the young man did not know those things himself but had to ask one of the other boyz there.
- I was invited to chose a masseur from their album of photos. In the end I chose one at random: masseur NUT, (whose photo. shewed him as clean-shaven but who sports now some fashionable facial hair.), 21YO. with a small and neat body - no excess fat - from I-San who speaks very little English.
- The massage room is approx. 10x20ft. - half being for the raised massage bed, (roughly queen-sized!), and the other half for the step-in bath, wardrobe and so on.
- There was no soap provided for my pre-massage shower; but mouth-wash was available.
- An initial rub-down with some exfoliating cream, wch. was followed by a shower.
- Then to the cream massage: plenty of att'n. to my feet and I was starting to look-fwd. to a good and a thorough massage; but as the masseur moved-up so the qual. of the massage deteriorated.
- After somewhat LESS than an hr. the masseur judged that it was time for the expected Happy Ending. His **** erected rapidly: of avg. Thai boi size and uncut.
- My questing fingers explored his sweet and little *rs* wch. is firm and neat; however as a result I wasn't too sure about his pers. hygiene - either that or he has a problem in that area?
- Even although mouth-wash was provided I decided that I'd use my own Listerine - just to make MORE certain of my oral hygiene afterwards.
- Even although I had three showers never once did the masseur join me; although he did give me a fresh towel for my final shower - a PLUS point.
- I gave the masseur what I considered an adequate enough TIPS. for the massage and for the time, although his face shewed me otherwise.
- From entering to leaving was approx. 75mins! So much for a two hours' massage,
Not wishing to be judged a Whingeing Pom. I said nothing at the time, but made a mental note for the future.
- Interesting that their welcoming young man wasn't avail. as I was leaving. Instead some shorter and rougher looking character entered and brusquely demanded the 900.Bh. - I noted that although I'd given my masseur his TIPS. he had moved-around to behind that man and between me and the front door.

-- From their Business Card they offer:
1.- Smart Facial Treatment;
2.- Smart Body Scrub;
3.- Smart Body Massage;
4.- Smart Body Bath;
5.- Smart Body Shaper;
6.- Smart Secret's Men - to INCREASE and to strengthen ... .

-- Candidly I've rec'd. better massages and apres-massage delights from INDRA MASSAGE.
- From that one visit- I would hesitate to recommend SMART BANK.
-- Bibi.. --

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No soap? That's it, I won't bother to check it out. Saves me a trip out to Thonburi.

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Bring out the Popcorn....I have some gossip from Senso.



Following the advice given to me on the boards and my liking for my humble masseur Neng, I decided to take him with me on my travels through thailand.

I told the Mamasan that I wanted to off Neng for 20 days. After giving me a very dramatic shocked expression and repeating '20 days' three times, he again asked me 'are you sure?' at which point I just felt like teasing him with 'no, I am not', but I resisted the urge and said I was sure.

He said ok. He said I could off him for 1000 Baht a day. I thought it was a good deal, but then, I have never hired an escort on a long term basis so it is my first time.


Anyways, its now been three days since I offed him and the arrangement is going quite well. Honestly, I am no sex fiend. Once a day is enough for me. But not for him. The guy needs to come atleast four times or he can't sleep. Its crazy!

And, when he realises you are not in the mood or are working on your lap top ( like writing this post ) ,
he will just strip and start masturbating with his eyes closed, which he is doing right now. I must say its pretty sexy.

I was asking him for info on other masseurs at Senso. If you look at the website, there are 3 masseurs featured there. One of them clearly looks like a lady boy. He is fair and skinny and of no interest to me so I did not probe further.

The other two were of interest and here is the info on them.
The fair hunky guy with the practically shaved head and tattoo on his arm is called Mr X. He is gay and versatile and was actually in a relationship with the darker guy with the gorgeous smile who is also gay and versatile.

The darker guy was asked to leave Senso after he went of on a vacation with a Farang without telling the mamasan.

The darker guy according to what Neng tells me is now the Farang's keep and broke up with Mr. X

Thats all for now. Will keep you updated. This is Peterinmypan reporting from Pattaya.

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