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Old 18th July 2005, 08:21 PM
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Welcome, Robert NY. I love to sneak a risky leak. Sounds like you do as well.

I just went outside into the emerging metropolitan desert, known as Chicagoland, and reoriented the sprinkers again and did a quick little leak to celebrate man's triumph over nature--at least temporarily.

Any more public/outside urination stories to share?
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Old 24th July 2005, 06:26 AM
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Thumbs up Heard about the baseball player who needed to take a leak?

Didja hear about the Boston Red Sox leftfielder (I think it's Manny Ramirez) in a game about a week or 10 days ago, who snuck through a door at the base of the Green Monster (the 30- or 40-foot outfield wall in leftfield at Fenway Park)? There was a lot of speculation about why he ducked through that door ... It was in the middle of an inning during some sort of pitching change or at least conference at the mound, and Manny missed the first pitch thrown to the next batter (no one would've been stationed in leftfield if the guy had hit the first pitch!)

The guys on either ESPN's Baseball Tonight or a FoxSportsNet show said they had it on good word that he snuck in to take a leak (probably 30,000 or 40,000 at the game). Supposedly he had a cup in there to piss in ...

Manny can't be totally pee-shy, since the scoreboard operator is behind that door -- they think it's quaint to use the old-fashioned kind of scoreboard with individual "placards" with the numbers printed on them, not modern electronic board, so someone has to be stationed back there.

Unfortunately, Manny denied the rest of us the chance to see him take a leak!

BTW, Manny is an OK-in-the-face looking African American man, probably his best trait would be a powerful build -- he's a top power hitter in the Majors.

Have any Boston (Pee Party?)-area heard definitively whether this story is true?

P.S. -- There was also video taken at an NFL game a few years back (can't remember if it was just a regular season game, or something big like the Super Bowl) of a player who pushed his front up against a table along the sideline, apparently taking a leak (one of those tables with a tablecloth that hung over and reached to the ground).

I remember at the time hearing that players usually either hold it till halftime/end of the game ... or JUST GO IN THEIR PANTS ... sometimes those body-long sweat stains in football uni's are really SWEAT!

Personally I'd like to see guys piss on the back of their teammates football pants, that way you could see the jockstrap backstraps on more than just dark-skinned African American players (though they DO have the best butts to look at!)

Finally, that's me laying on the tile floor in this pic ...
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Old 25th July 2005, 02:36 PM
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Welcome to this thread BBPB and thanks for your contribution.

I've often wondered about how baseball or football men manage a full bladder with that many people watching. I truly doubt that most of them are too shy. Also, I have the feeling that some of them will "let go" right in their uniforms, even it's just to take the edge off ****** to relieve the pressure. Within the last six months, I know that I have seen a picture of an old urinal in the dugout area of Fenway Park in Boston. I can't imagine that that ballpark would be unique in that regard.

Most professional sports people know enough to try to stay well-hydrated, so that is just asking for a need to sneak a leak. As for him using a cup (as in a paper drinking cup?), I doubt that it mattered if he had to go that bad. Besides, he'd have to come back an empty it later.

Sometimes http://www.gaymale.ws or http://www.urinal.net will have pictures of urinals in places like these, or in the case of gaymale.ws a picture of a guy using it or peeing out of his pant leg shorts on the soccer field. HOT!

Why don't you post a picture of this Manny Ramirez and let us fantasize?

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Old 25th July 2005, 04:16 PM
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I was cruising yesterday in a local forest preserve. I was the only one in the front parking lot. There is a jogging trail that runs through it, and I was treated to the site of a jogger running down the trail and across the road. Upon crossing the road, he steps forward a couple of steps, and pulls down his shorts and takes a piss. Unfortuntely, he was facing away, and was too far away to drive down and 'catch in the act.'. Ahh, well. Just the thought was enough to force me to pull down my shorts and shoot a huge load into a paper towel in the car. Fortunately my cock was facing down or I would have hit the ceiling.
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Old 25th July 2005, 09:06 PM
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Hey GWB:

Did your sighting occur at the infamous LaBagh Woods by any chance? I've spent many a happy hour there cruising and jacking although it's been a while since I've been there. I also associate those woods with more serious crimes and danger, even gay bashing.

I liked your story about the jogger sneaking a leak. Your "reaction" was even better.

You reminded me of a story. Several years ago, I was at a CC forest preserve. It's the one right by Wolf Road and 95th Street, not too far from where 95th Street angles off of Archer Road and heads eastbound towards Maple Lake. Anyway, there is a mountain bike trail there and these three dudes had just finished a run. Their biking shorts were all muddy and it was time to get in the car and head out to go back to the wifies in suburbia. So, one of them, RIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT, beside his vehicle, brazenly pulls off his muddy shorts (no jockstrap or undies!) only to reveal a big, dark, black bush and big dick to accompany his hairy, muscular thighs. He's buck naked for a minute or so as he calmly puts on some clean clothes for the drive back home. Meanwhile, he's casually chatting with his buddies, who chose to not follow suit.

Within a minute of seeing that, I had to go into the woods to jack off. I was turned on instantly. Had he snuck in a leak during the wardrobe change, I would have fainted!

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Old 26th July 2005, 07:51 PM
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Care-free pissing

An interesting thread because I don't really associate pissing with sex, but I used to be pee-shy, so I appreciate guys sharing their freedom to let it flow uninhibited and enjoy the sensation.

I have a lot of opportunities to be naked outdoors near home and on vacations, alone and with other guys, and one thing that's nice about being naked in nature is that you just sidle up to the edge of the trail, put your hands on your hips and let it flow. Not a bad idea to point downwind if you're wearing shoes, of course. I watched some naked friends do this not too long ago and now I do it all the time when I'm naked hiking or just hanging around. Not that I don't enjoy handling the hose, just nice not to have to aim it anywhere in particular.

One time I noticed a college basketball player piss in the shower after workout at the University gym. At the time I thought it was pretty uncouth, but now I always piss in my own shower (saves water, for sure) and at public showers if nobody else is around. It heads down the floor drain anyway (or another drain if pissboy happens to be on the shower floor). Al
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Old 28th July 2005, 07:31 AM
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Marathon Runs

Someone asked earlier where marathon runners pee ...

An urban marathon will have porta-potties (which are truly, truly disgusting, because they don't stop the clock while you're in there, so people basically aim for the hole and keep going (imagine the newbie runners who started their morning with a bran muffin ... there is shit everywhere).

People also use bushes and flowerbeds in people's yards. If you see someone coming in to the finish line with one sock, watch your step in your yard (not a joke ... I see it all the time, especially chicks).

On a run that has rural elements (we have a lot of 'em here in Florida) most people will duck behind a bush. Some runs don't even have porta-potties set up except at the start/finish ... you are EXPECTED to piss in the woods.

And, of course, for the truly serious runner, they will just piss their pants and keep going. Uta Pippig, 1996 Boston Marathon champ said: ``I had some problems with my period,'' Pippig said shyly. ``I didn't expect it would become worse . . . diarrhea. I felt not nice so I used a lot of water around me so that I look better and also for my legs that I could clean it up a bit.'' <--They had to hose her off for the awards ceremony. Lovely. But, then again, she set a record, and they gave her a check for $100,000. I think I'd shit myself in public for that.

But that's a whole 'nuther thread.
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Old 31st July 2005, 08:25 PM
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Runners' Piss

Bayshore33611:

Thanks for the inside glimpse of the world of pissing runners. It sounds like practicality rules in the name of winning. Once again it appears that male runners have a distinct advantage because there is the possibility of shifting one's dick to one side and letting it rip "on the run" with some requisite splashing, but less damage than expected with a woman. I've seen some fun pictures of male bikers letting go as they ride and it's kind of fascinating to study their technique.

Speaking of runners, today a (male) friend and I took a Sunday afternoon walk on what is known as the Addison Creek Greenway Trail in Elmhurst, IL. It was so deserted that I could hardly believe it, given the nature of that town. Along the way, I realized that I needed a big piss. I made modest but not extreme efforts to find a slightly secluded place to do the deed. Just as luck would have it, as soon I was zipping up, this single fermale runner rounded the trail, only to see me coming up from the small gulley, my own wooded urinal. The gulley was actually an outfall for some type of storm or sanitary sewer overflow, so I felt like I had picked right spot.

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Old 1st August 2005, 01:38 PM
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New Orleans - Mardi Gras , Southern Decadence and Jazz Festival

It has been a few years since my last trip to New Orleans but I remember how great it was to see men pissing in the streets. Any time there is a crowd on Bourbon Street you will always find men taking a step or two off the main street and whipping out their dicks to release the pressure. I would hang out on certain street corners just so I could watch the flow. Sometimes the police would hassle the guys but for the most part it was ignored. I stayed at the Bourbon Orleans hotel one weekend and watched as men who were leaving the corner bar would stop at this one house and piss in the doorway. In the morning the lady of the house was out there scrubbing her entryway. One Mardi Gras I saw 3 young guys with some girls on a balcony. The girls were flashing their tits and the guys pulled out their dicks and jacked off onto the crowd below. I was amazed at how excited the crowd got having cum rain down on them . Then I got really excited as the three guys let loose with streams of piss onto the crowd. Hardly anyone tried to get away. One girl even tried to catch it in her drink.
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Old 4th August 2005, 08:23 AM
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Hey wesbottom:

Your contribution is a new angle on this discussion. I could see how it could be a thrill to let loose in casual situation, only you knowing what's going on beneath the baggy pants.

In a similar vein, I know that there is a web site, but I am not able to locate the URL for it at this point, that sells those things with the pitch of them being useful for beer drinking men who go to football games and don't want to deal with leaving the action for a piss. My recommedation for that would just to have urinals right by the stands, but we know that that won't happen in the U.S. anytime soon.

This same website also show pictures of drinking guys standing around mardi gras using the male urinal of which you speak WITHOUT the benefit of the bag. One guy casually has strolled up to a storm drain and lets loose!

This website always make me scream with laughter:

http://www.bumperdumper.com.

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Old 4th August 2005, 11:06 PM
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With Southern Decadence in New Orleans (it's the gay Mardi Gras) on Labor Day weekend in early September, I am sure there will be plenty of opporunity to see men pissing in public.
Keep an eye out for it...you never know when it will happen.
I will be in San Francisco at the end of September for Folsom Street Fair and there was plenty of that last year.
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Old 9th August 2005, 01:22 PM
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Great Unexpected Piss Experience

Early last week, I hooked up with the guy on the Illinois forum who was looking to give a handjob and ONLY a handjob to a willing partner. After a cascade of promising e-mails, we set a time and I raced into Lakeview, needing his services badly. Since I’m not into anal stuff, I figured this guy a real find because when others in the post asked him about going further, he flatly refused.

When I arrived at his door, I was greeted by a good looking guy about my age wearing just a shirt and tighty whities. I knew then that he meant business. He immediately whisked me towards the bedroom. We made out on the bed, which got me hard right away, as it had been two long days since my last release and usually I cum every day. On three day intervals, I can think of nothing else. The room was cooled with a room air conditioner and a tower fan racing away.

This guy really knew how to satisfy with manual stimulation. He told me that he loves to see anything that comes out of a guy’s dick. We rolled around, play wrestled and he skillfully edged me for at least forty-five minutes of pure bliss. I must have been really turned on, because even my ordinarily scant pre-cum was flowing heavily, which I love to experience. He used a super slick lube called “Gun Oil� that I would highly recommend over my Millennium ID any day. My cock was rock hard and he massaged by balls as well. At one point I mentioned that my bladder was getting full and that before long, I would have to take a serious leak. That produced a quiet little gleam in his eyes. Since it is was a hot day, I had driven in from the western suburbs drinking a lot, and was kind of semi-full when I arrived. But his jacking skills were so well honed, that my brain suppressed the need to urinate and focused me on pure penile pleasure.

So the moment came when there would be no more edging and I shot a load with a mind blowing orgasm that was impressive. It was a sweet mess. As I knew he would, he continued to masturbate me as I came and beyond for about thirty second later–well into that time period when any action is SO intense that it almost hurts, especially right at the head. He worked my ejaculate around with his fingers into my pubic hair and massaged my balls some more.

He then ran to get some small towels or a wash cloth for an initial clean up, which was well-needed at this point. Having accomplished that, I rose from the bed and indicated my intentions to take a leak and he subtly, but clearly indicated that he would like to join me. I made no resistance, as I am not pee shy. My dick almost soft, he quickly raised the toilet lid and seat and a river of piss started to pour from my tool. Standing side by side, he let loose his load and we were soon crossing streams in the bowl, like little boys. We probably pissed for a full minute each and during the last fifteen or so second, he quietly reached over and put his finger into my stream, which started to turn me on again. It sprayed all over the rim and the floor. I returned the favor and so we continued until the last few golden drops of man nectar made their way into our hands.

He grabbed me and standing, we started to make out in the tiny bathroom. As we pressed our bodies together, I asked him if he planned to shoot his load. He indicated “no,� but I continued to beg him. As we deep kissed, I began to masturbate him and he took over. Within a minute his creamy load was all over my belly and running down into my pubic zone and onto the floor.

This got me horned up again, and I indicated that I would like to try for another round in the bedroom, with him watching and me doing the work. It did not take too much convincing. I got on the bed, we kissed and I went to work on my dick with more of the Gun Oil. While it was a challenge, I eventually shot a respectable second load for so close to my first one. I headed for the shower and was soon on my way to the ‘burbs with plenty of great memories for those “all alone� sessions that are all too common.
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I wish I was still at my old job. I could get away for any amount of time at any time of the day. That's not the case now and I would hate to rush an experience like yours Michael with achicagoguy
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I had a great time !

Well, I was certainly surprised to see Michaelinillinois detailed description of our encounter...(I am the jerk off guy).
I was flattered, I had a blast that day. If you read Michael's profile he likes "quick sex" and this was not quick at all. 2 great loads and he is a really cute, innocent looking guy. I love that innocent and naughty man who knows what he really wants. If I had a drain on my bathroom floor I would have actually sat down and had him piss on my chest and cock....maybe in my hair. And he is correct in that I am really not into anal. I am a very visual person and I love to see a man's body, and watch him as I work on his cock, and watch the cock and feel it pulse in my hand, watch the pre-cum surface to the pee hole. I find it all amazing, these are things I would have liked to have done when I was 11 years old, but never experienced until I was the ripe age of 17. Even then, I preferred just jerking a guy off and letting the cum fly where ever it might go, my face, my hair, my clothes, my chest, my cock, I did not care. Michael was fun, sexy and has a great responsive cock, not to mention he is quite the conversationalist and is very cute. Hope to see you again sometime. :-)
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My first outdoor golden shower

15 years ago when living in Carbondale, I used to cruise Crab Orchard Lake at night, it was open 24 hours a day. There was a great long road leading to the lake that was secluded enough to do almost anything.

One night at 2 a.m. after the bars had closed, being a nudist, I decided to strip by my car with a couple of other cars around.

A younger guy probably 21 also got out of his car. He walked over to see me naked and immediately dropped his shorts.

I got on my knees and began blowing him, he came all over my face in just 1 minute. But I could feel he was still tense and I asked him if he'd been drinking a lot that night and he said yes.

I told him he could urinate on me if he wished. Most guys that age are too shy but he unloaded his golden nectar in about 15 seconds. I got my mouth on it and he didnt' stop and probably peed for about 30 seconds.

I came without touching myself. I always ask guys while cruising if they like to do golden showers. I get about a 50/50 response.

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