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-- Having met one's guy/gal the next problem for many is trying to get-away from the stereotypical first few words that all too often can be : 'Hello, what's your name?', 'Where're you from?' etc. etc., with wch. many of us are all too familiar.
-- Last wednesday's, (22nd.), BKK. Post. 'paper. - its Techie. pages - recommended the flg. three web-sites for one's Thai language-improvement: 1. - > Learning Thai the Easy Way < 2. - > Learn to Speak Like a Thai - Home < 3. - > http://www.thaiforbeginners.com < -- Although, of course, really one does know that the best place to learn any foreign language is in bed! -- Usual disclaimer. --
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- sucking : "sa-moke" - fucking: "ao kan" - make love "mii sex" - penis: "khong" - to cuddle: "kord kan" - top: "rook" - bottom: "rap"
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01. - Ham. - most commonly used word for penis - depending upon when & where used can be rude; 02. - Kuai. - ... one of the most vulgar words in Thai; 03. - Jaio. - is a cute term for penis; 04. - Kawng. - literally means 'thing.', and can mean either m. or f. genitals, non-offensive; 05. - Ai-jan. - lit. means 'Naked guy.', in this case a penis; 06. - Mang gwang. - lit. 'Dragon.' - & refers to an impressively endowed penis; 07. - a: Tawn., b: Lam., c: Teng. & d: Dun.. - are all classifiers for a: piece if wood or log - thus an hard & long penis; b: ditto for a piece or bamboo or stick; c: ditto for different kinds of hard objects & d: ditto for pieces of firewood or long fragments of bones; 08. - Jao-look. - lit. 'Ruler of the world.'; 09. - Nok-kao kan. - a roosting turtle-dove and means 'To become hard.'; 10. - Saak-ga bua. - a pestle; 11. - Gluai. - a banana - 11.1. - Gluai naam-waa. - a small kind of banana found in TH.; 11.2. - Gluai hawng. - a larger kind of banana, usually found grocery stores catering to farangs; 12. - ma-kua pao. grilled egg-plant or flaccid penis. -- Enough for starters, don't you think? Good. -- Usual E&OE., especially for any transliteration faults, wch. are purely my own.
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Khong (or khawng) is more acceptable, and is used very often. "Khawng yai"...big cock (literally, "big thingy".
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Kuai is a rude word but is used often and will get lots of laughs and giggles. Using the word in a personal conversation with the man you've just met is OK but will probably get a giggle.
But there's another reason why Thais will caution the use of the word Kuai - because it could easily be a mispronunciation of the Thai word for buffalo - kwai. Or in a (hopefully) simpler explanation: - Kuai - vulgar (but very often used) word for cock or penis - Kwai - Thai buffalo (normal word for the actual animal) Perhaps your intention is to talk about buffalos (the animal) in 'polite company' but there is the danger that you will say 'cock' rather than 'buffalo' and make everybody feel embarrased. On the other hand, it's part of Thai culture (a nice part of Thai culture) to be careful of such things, but in reality (like in many cultures) such a 'mistake' would get lots of healthy laughs and giggles, rather than any anger or such.
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-- I've been told that quite often many Thais, after their arrival as tourists in SYDNEY, head to the well-known harbor to have their photos. taken with the CIRCULAR QUAY sign in the bkgd.!
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-- Possibly through Amazon books you could order the flg. & useful book - 'Thai for gay tourists.', - ISBN.: 1-887521-11-9., (ten figure.); - Author: Khun Saksit Pakdeesiam, - Publisher: Paiboon Publishing, -- Addr. #1.: PMB. 192., 1,442A., Walnut st., Berkeley, CA. 94709.; - web: > http://www.thailao.com < -- Addr.: #2.: 582, Amarinniwate village, Sukhapiban road 1, Bungkum, BKK. 10230.; - Pub'd. price: 325.Bh., (2006.), (approx. EUR.07.82.; GBP.06.81. & USD.10.77. at today's rate.),. -- E&OE.. --
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Now if only I could remember all those useful words at the right moment ! Thank you for the useful tip !
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-- Why not follow Khun Lukylok's action? Vide supra
- So much easier, PLUS you have most of the necessary words right there in one easy reference-type book and at yr. fingers' tips, as it were. -- But to try and answer yr. queries: 1. - Are you asking what is the Thai for the noun 'Cum in one's mouth.' or the verb 'To cum in one's mouth.'? 2. -Condom: 2.1. - Condom, (bet that surprised you! ) 2.2. - Tung-yaang.
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