Does anyone know the next words in Thai?

- sucking (sa-moking)
- fucking
- make love
- penis
- to cuddle
- top
- bottom

for me the most used words when..........

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Without getting either two rude or too clinical, I would use:

- sucking : "sa-moke"
- fucking: "ao kan"
- make love "mii sex"
- penis: "khong"
- to cuddle: "kord kan"
- top: "rook"
- bottom: "rap"

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I've been frequently told that "penis" is "kuaii" (sic) , followed by a caution not to use the word as its very rude ! So is "khong" both sexy and polite ?

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-- According to the a/m. 'Thai for gay Tourists.' - in its Cock Tales, (offensive vocab.), pages:

01. - Ham. - most commonly used word for penis - depending upon when & where used can be rude;
02. - Kuai. - ... one of the most vulgar words in Thai;
03. - Jaio. - is a cute term for penis;
04. - Kawng. - literally means 'thing.', and can mean either m. or f. genitals, non-offensive;
05. - Ai-jan. - lit. means 'Naked guy.', in this case a penis;
06. - Mang gwang. - lit. 'Dragon.' - & refers to an impressively endowed penis;
07. - a: Tawn., b: Lam., c: Teng. & d: Dun.. - are all classifiers for a: piece if wood or log - thus an hard & long penis; b: ditto for a piece or bamboo or stick; c: ditto for different kinds of hard objects & d: ditto for pieces of firewood or long fragments of bones;
08. - Jao-look. - lit. 'Ruler of the world.';
09. - Nok-kao kan. - a roosting turtle-dove and means 'To become hard.';
10. - Saak-ga bua. - a pestle;
11. - Gluai. - a banana -
11.1. - Gluai naam-waa. - a small kind of banana found in TH.;
11.2. - Gluai hawng. - a larger kind of banana, usually found grocery stores catering to farangs;
12. - ma-kua pao. grilled egg-plant or flaccid penis.

-- Enough for starters, don't you think? Good.

-- Usual E&OE., especially for any transliteration faults, wch. are purely my own.

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Kuai is very rude.

Khong (or khawng) is more acceptable, and is used very often. "Khawng yai"...big cock (literally, "big thingy".

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Not forgetting of course 'Up to you' - laew dtar khun

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Kuai is a rude word but is used often and will get lots of laughs and giggles. Using the word in a personal conversation with the man you've just met is OK but will probably get a giggle.

But there's another reason why Thais will caution the use of the word Kuai - because it could easily be a mispronunciation of the Thai word for buffalo - kwai.

Or in a (hopefully) simpler explanation:

- Kuai - vulgar (but very often used) word for cock or penis
- Kwai - Thai buffalo (normal word for the actual animal)

Perhaps your intention is to talk about buffalos (the animal) in 'polite company' but there is the danger that you will say 'cock' rather than 'buffalo' and make everybody feel embarrased.

On the other hand, it's part of Thai culture (a nice part of Thai culture) to be careful of such things, but in reality (like in many cultures) such a 'mistake' would get lots of healthy laughs and giggles, rather than any anger or such.

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From my thai alphabet I am very familiar with "Ko - kwai" and hope I would never say "kuai" in error in polite company. However if my thai friends fall about laughing, I'll know just how lousy my accent and pronunciation are

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the more logical confusion is I find with banana - Kuai v's Kluai (forgive the transliteration) - both for shape similarity and sound similarity!

I can never remember which to use causing much embarrassment at the fruit market and much laughter at the bars, particularly the Saphan Kwai bars!

bkkguy

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I think banana is Go-gai (gluai) not Ko kwai ( kuai) - - but agree they're pretty close !

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-- I suppose that one way OUT of the problem would be to ADD -
1. - after 'Kuai.' the word 'Kohn.', wch. being interpreted means 'Man.';
2. - and after the word 'Kwai.' the LOW toned word 'Saht.', wch. being interpreted means 'Animal.';
- But possibly even then ... ?

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No, that would make absolutely zero sense whatsoever to a Thai listener.

Best to learn to reliably say it correctly, or don't even attempt it.

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-- I've been told that quite often many Thais, after their arrival as tourists in SYDNEY, head to the well-known harbor to have their photos. taken with the CIRCULAR QUAY sign in the bkgd.!

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-- A couple MORE words that may or may not be useful -

1. - Hua-kuai. - Glans.;
2. - Nanghoompai. - the 'skin..

-- #2. caused the talking-boi whom I asked a mixture of embarrassment and of a typical young man's interest!

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Eeeeek! The word!!!!

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