Heck, I've been jacking since I was seven and I "invented" it! It was a boring day. I had taken a walk in the woods, was hot, and tired and my thing had gotten hard so I was playing with myself. It felt so good I kept it up and after playing long enough, this white stuff oozed out.

I had no idea what it was, but it felt so good. I honestly thought to myself that this would be a great thing to tell other people about. Luckily I didn't! My parents would have freaked!

I guess the strangest place would be either on the side of I-40 or in an abandoned picnic ground in New Mexico.

Time was I had to drive from Tennessee to Arizona regularly. I knew every bit of I-40 by heart! One evening, just about sunset I had just crossed into the Texas panhandle when one hell of a lightning storm blew-up in the south. I realized that I would have an accident if I didn't pull over to watch it about the same time I saw the picnic area. It was one of those old-style rest areas, not rest rooms; nit a bunch of shelters not too far off the main road.

While watching the storm pass to the south and smoking a cigarette I saw that someone had used this for a rest of another kind in the none-too distant past and had left their porn behind.

The air was so nice and wind so brisk and the porn so hot that I decided to strip down right then and there and have myself a good jerk session. I finished and allowed the wet breeze to cool me off for a while and then dressed and headed back to the car. Stopping only to leave the magazine for the next weary traveler. It is amazing how a nice slow wank can help you recover your energy for driving.

Another time I was on a trip to Albuquerque. As is my wont, when travelling, I took an afternoon drive to explore on my day off. It was on one of these weekend excursions I came across the picnic area. It was in an old federal park up against the foothills and screened by stands of piñón and creosote.

The air, the sun, the day, the smell of the pine and the sand made me want to get naked and once naked, what else is there to do?

Actually, a couple hikers came along while I was at it. But as they were buck naked themselves and looking at each other lasciviously, it is unclear if they even noticed me.

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For me I would say the strangest place I have ever jerked off was in my middle schools hallway. I was one of those guys who used to get to school early to hang out with friends and mess around and what not before class. So any way one early morning I got to school got my books from my locker and no one was there yet none of my friends or nothing. Just the occasional teacher walking by heading to their rooms to get ready for the day. Well any way I was feeling pretty frisky and wanted to do something about it. They had not unlocked the bathrooms yet so I went to a class room near my locker, and all of the classroom doors are indented from the hallway so I could stand in the door way and not be seen if you looked down the hallway. So I stepped into an entrance to a class room and whipped out my pathetic little cock and began to beat off for all I was worth before I got caught. As I was doing it I had heard doors opening and closing so I rushed to get done, but I did not hear any foot steps coming my way at least. When I came I shot it all over the side wall before the door. I zipped up and got my self together quickly. No sooner had I finished then a few of my fellow class mates came around the corner.

The other odd place I would say I jerked off was on the green at a golf course near where an ex g/f lived at the time. I was walking home from her place and upset we did not have any sex. So I was all worked up so I walked over over to the golf course and at night I was all alone so I took my pnats off and liad on my back on the green and jerked my self off nice and slow.

OK I guess that is it from me nothing major, but I just thought I would share.

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First of all let me say that I am never more happier and filled with joy then when I have a hard cock in my mouth. I am 6ft tall, dark brown hair, goatee or beard depending on the weather, chubby dude, very masculine acting, smooth skin, anal virgin...it makes me sad at times, very girlish and feminine once I am behind closed doors, I am very senstive to being touched, I moan alot.

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Probably the strangest place I have ever jacked off was in the supply closet in the locker room of my Health Club. I finished my workout and was feeling really horny. I've jacked off several times in the locker room showers, but wanted to try something a little more exciting and daring. It was about 15 mintues before closing time, so there weren't too many people around. So I thought, hmmmm....the supply closet sounds kind of interesting. I carefully looked around, then opened the door. It was a fairly small room, with a large industrial-size sink, mops, rags, cleaning supplies, boxes, etc. Everything you'd expect to see in a supply closet. I entered the room in my sweaty, smelly gym clothes, closed the door behind me, and starting rubbing myself through my shorts. The thought of someone passing by on the other side of the door really turned me on. I pulled down my shorts, took off my shirt, and starting to slowly stroke my dick. I wondered if anybody else had ever done something like this in here before. I thought this would be a good place to mark my territory! So I continued to stroke my hard cock amidst all of the mops, rags, and boxes until I shot a nice hot, healthy load of cum all over the floor. Some of it hit the boxes and some went into the sink. I stood there for a minute or two, looking at the results of my labor. Then I put my shirt back on, pulled up my shorts, and hoped that nobody was around when I opened the closet door to leave. Luckily, nobody was there. I left the gym that day feeling like I got my money's worth!

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