When I was in college, there was a farmboy in the dorm who insisted he never had a woman as good as a pig. (Maybe it was the other way around,and I misheard him, but I don't think so). Apparently he once (and only once) tried his amourous skills on a cow. The cow, however, had other ideas regarding her honor. He never tried it again.

He was a weird guy. High pitched voice, too.

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